The Crispy Noodle

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich took Mike to Harrah’s for his first gambling experience

* Sports Sampler — Eagles beat the Ravens for their second pre-season win; Was Terrell Suggs’ hit on Sam Bradford dirty?; Phillies favorite Chase Utley is traded to the Dodgers, we remember “WFC”

* Entertainment Entree — Steve Harvey picks out the weirdest answer he’s heard since hosting Family Feud; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Rich and Mike react to the debut episode of “Fear The Walking Dead”; Why Daniel sucks and Johnny is the real hero in “The Karate Kid”

* Rich’s Side Dish — Rich and Mike meet Cortana from the Windows 10 upgrade

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Man breaks into house just to do laundry and shower; Man digs up his father many years after his death to “raise him to Heaven” or yell at him; Two idiots try to bring heavy weapons into the Pokemon World Championship; Why are religious speakers comparing weird things to food?

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — The Secret Fate of All High School History Classes

* Introduction — Mike rode in the 6ABC hot-air balloon at the Philadelphia Zoo; Rich saw Billy Joel at Citizens Bank Park

* Sports Sampler — Jason Day wins the PGA Championship; Jordan Speith becomes the new World #1 Golfer; Bubba Watson tries to argue for relief when his ball lands on an ant-hill; Eagles win their first pre-season game, what can we take away from it?

* Entertainment Entree — L.A. Beast sings his heart out for Crystal Pepsi; Mike’s This Week In Entertainment; “Fear The Walking Dead” premieres this Sunday, what are our expectations?; Ridiculous clip of televangelist Robert Tilton re-emerges from John Oliver’s main segment

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Woman arrives at mall in a limousine, then tries to shoplift; Florida couple wakes up to a random stranger joining them in bed; Church opens up a shooting range in the “back canyon” of their property; Old man dumps urine on teenage boy for breaking bricks in his yard

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich and Mike are back from their summer break; Mike recaps the Costanzo Caravan in Ocean City, NJ and Marvel’s “Ant-Man”; Rich saw Smashing Pumpkins & Marilyn Manson

* Sports Sampler — Rich previews the PGA Championship this weekend; Phillies trade away Jonathan Papelbon and Cole Hamels; Pre-Preseason Predictions for Super Bowl 50; Can we please get Pope Francis to bless Sam Bradford’s injury-prone knees?

* Entertainment Entree — Awesome news anchor just had enough of the damn Kardashians; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Roi & The Secret People release new single (Music Video here!); Rowdy Roddy Piper passes away at the age of 61

* Rich’s Side Dish — Dr. Yin Shun Jyutsu’s “Finger System of Stress”

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Grandmother in Russia admits to serial killing, but police think it could be worse; Man tries to steal bottles of wine and sushi by putting them down his pants; Everybody apparently is touching themselves in public

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Rich and Mike are taking this week off as their Summer Break. But don’t worry, we still have a great show ready to go for you this week, featuring the most hilarious bits we’ve recorded in the past year or so! So get ready to laugh when you start our Summer Break Best Of Show!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich and Mike’s plans for the summer break off; We will return next week with a brand new episode!

* Cold Opens — The Top 10 Cold Opens we’ve recorded to randomly open our 2015 podcasts with

* Wartime Rules of Golf — A real list of golf rules in effect during World War II

* Jingle Balls — Christmas-themed Family Feud with Frank “No Sausages” Costanzo and Mrs. Costanzo

* Crispy Noodle Confessions — A “Truth or Lie” game with Rick Mirarchi & Chris Nee (UNEDITED!)

* Rich tries to explain Turkmenistan Flag Day

* The Strangest Missed Connections on Craigslist

* Wrap-Up & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Our associate producer, John Bruno, “looks stupid”

* Introduction — Mike saw “Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No” and can’t believe it’s an actual thing; Rich wants to see SyFy produce “The Pot-Smoking Lions Show”

* Sports Sampler — “The Dez Bryant Catch Rule” has been changed slightly, will it have an impact?; Eagles fans ranked by ESPN as the worst fan base in the NFL, is it fair?; Lebron James signs “content creation deal” with Warner Bros., is Space Jam 2 actually happening?

* Entertainment Entree — L.A. Beast wants to bring Crystal Pepsi back; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Adam Sandler’s new movie “Pixels” flops at the box office, is Sandler becoming a “has-been” actor?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Some guy is pooping on specific holes at a golf course, complete with toilet paper; Guy in New Jersey breaks into home, stays there under the guest room bed for 3 days and charges cell phones; Florida man goes on weird rampage through residential homes

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Our associate producer John Bruno tries to do his own Shia LaBeouf “Just Do It” motivational talk

* Introduction — Rich saw Rick Mirarchi and Chris Nee from last week’s episode at their Academic Probation Tour show; What would happen if Michael Jordan and Al Pacino teamed up for a movie?

* Sports Sampler —  Does the MLB All-Star Game really have to determine home-field advantage for the World Series?; Jordan Speith falls short of the Grand Slam at the British Open; Why not have Speed Golf as an PGA event?: USA wins the IFAF World Championship, Mike has to talk football!

* Entertainment Entree — Some crazy lady has advice for all vacationers this summer; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Why is Comcast trying to create a horrible streaming service?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Another person has fallen asleep on railroad tracks without getting hurt; Woman claims that Jesus would pay for her restaurant bill; After a couple gets into fight, boyfriend calmly “aims” and urinates on her according to weird police report; Crazy Florida Man takes plane to Cuba, says he needs to see Fidel Castro!

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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The hilarious comedian Rick Mirarchi returns to The Crispy Noodle Podcast and he’s bringing backup, as Academic Probation Tour teammate Chris Nee also joins Rich and Mike for this week’s podcast. So sit back, relax, and stream or download one of the craziest and funniest episodes of The Crispy Noodle Podcast!

Note: This episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast is UNEDITED. It contains many curse words, raunchy subjects, and other discussions that may not be safe for work. Listening with the use of earbuds or headphones is highly recommended.

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rick Mirarchi & Chris Nee of The Academic Probation Tour joins us for this episode!

* Sports Sampler — Why does Rich have to mention golf this week?; New York Giants’ defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul loses finger in fireworks accident, what will happen to him on the Giants’ roster?

* Entertainment Entree — Fond Memories of Wrestling History; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Are super-hero movies on the decline?; Will movie theaters begin to release new movies to streaming services after two weeks at the box office?

* The Side Dish — We become detectives during the inaugural game of “Crispy Noodle Confessions”

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Woman’s butt implants explode when she goes to work out at a gym; Man covers girlfriend in hot sauce and ranch dressing during fight; Asian man in Alabama will pay $10,000 to find a girlfriend; Florida man tries to steal operating table at a hospital

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Our Associate Producer, John Bruno, imitates Mike and Rich before the show starts

* Introduction — Happy Birthday to Mike!; Mike saw summer movies Inside Out and Jurassic World; Rich doesn’t remember the weekend while celebrating America

* Sports Sampler — U.S. Women’s Soccer team wins the FIFA Women’s World Cup; Rich just can’t stand soccer anymore; Defending British Open Champion Rory McIlroy injures ankle while playing soccer, will he miss this year’s British Open?; David Ortiz makes history with the Red Sox by doing absolutely nothing at first base; How bad will the Phillies be when this season is finished?

* Entertainment Entree — Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; James Bond will make a Broadway debut; We debate whether or not Dustin Hoffman is correct that our time marks “the worst era of film” he’s been a part of

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Florida man threatens local newspaper editor and cops with a random samurai sword; A “Professional Pirate Entertainer” decides to take two women out to shoot an old musket rifle at cars; Woman has to survive in the woods, fight bees, and start a wildfire, all while giving birth to her daughter because her car ran out of gas on a back road.

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Mike’s Dad (Frank) prepares for the podcast with accents!

* Tradition! — Frank Costanzo tells us what he’s looking forward to this weekend for the Fourth of July

* Introduction — Rich and Mike saw one of our favorite guests, Rick Mirarchi, do his stand-up comedy; Rich saw Rush and Dave Matthews Band too

* Sports Sampler — Interesting Facts About Wimbledon (because we don’t really know tennis); Is the Eagles’ defense underrated and the Eagles’ offense overrated?

* Entertainment Entree — Remembering George Carlin; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Rich and Mike were at TooManyGames 2015, covering all kinds of games; Will backwards compatibility push Xbox One to catch up to the PlayStation 4?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Another massive truck full of bees crashes and releases millions of bees out on the highway; Massive Wedding Brawl causes multiple police departments to be called to the scene; The drunk superhero of “proudly urinating” has been discovered in Florida

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — A New Tagline for The Crispy Noodle Podcast!

* Introduction — Mike reviews “Gone Girl”; Rich went to the shore; Mike’s family brings sausages to the beach; We will be at Too Many Games this weekend!

* Sports Sampler — Golden State Warriors defeat LeBron James; Why is Cleveland so bad?; Pete Rose lies about gambling when he was a player; Max Scherzer loses perfect game bid on 27th batter and settles for no-hitter, is it the worst no-hitter in MLB history?

* Entertainment Entree — Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; The effects of the digital revolution on the future of video games; Taylor Swift takes on Apple Music

* Rich’s Side Dish About Golf! — 2015 U.S. Open Recap; the “things we shouldn’t know” about Tiger Woods from his sex scandal; Actual list of Richmand Golf Club’s “Temporary Wartime Rules” from World War II found

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Random naked man screams and pours milk on himself at local Wal-Mart for no reason; Florida man would rather blow up his house instead of giving it to bank in foreclosure attempt; Man robs a bank, but stops his getaway to eat some biscuits

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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