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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Mike still remembers WWE Sheamus’ “Lobsterhead” theme song

* Introduction — Rich’s birthday is this week!

* Sports Sampler — Rich’s recap of The Masters; So far, MLB Games this season have been under 3 hours on average, are the new “Pace of Play” rules helping the game?; Steelers lose both 12-year veterans Troy Polamalu and Ike Taylor to retirement, is it time to panic in Pittsburgh?

* Entertainment Entree — Rich loved “Sheik” on Netflix, the documentary about The Iron Sheik; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Mortal Kombat X to be released with micro-transactions on “Finishers”, will micro-transactions ever be stopped in video games?; Guitar Hero Live is announced and will battle Rock Band in 2015

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Someone stole a large milk jug full of farmer’s bull semen; Florida man decides to break into ex-girlfriend’s house and poop everywhere; A Christian family band decides to get into a big fight with cops outside of a Wal-Mart

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Rich as a Golf Ghost

* Introduction — Rich and Mike went to the Phillies exhibition game, Spring is here!

* Sports Sampler — Duke wins the 2015 NCAA Basketball Tournament; Accuscore predicts the Phillies will have 100 losses this season, are the Phillies really that bad?; The Masters is this week; Mike plays Rich’s trivia game “Hole or Flower?”

* A Random Bit — WWE’s Sheamus gets a new theme song — Mike likes it, but Rich likes the older one better, and who’s “Lobsterhead?”

* Entertainment Entree — Orson Welles is awesome; Mike’s This Week In Entertainment; PlayStation Home finally gets shut down; Will PlayStation double-down on streaming video games?; Star Wars to be available as a digital download

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Man accidentally shoots himself at Easter Vigil mass; Florida idiots try to steal honey from the hive of a queen bee; A wedding of Mr. Burger and Ms. King will actually be paid for by Burger King; In New York, you can now serve divorce papers via Facebook

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Mike and his mom sing Edith Piaf

* Introduction — Rich binge-watched Netflix’s new “Bloodline” drama

* Sports Sampler — The Final Four is set between undefeated Kentucky, Wisconsin, Duke, and underdog Michigan State; Rich recaps Wrestlemania 31; Eagles sign veteran, injury-prone wide receiver Miles Austin; What positions should the Eagles draft in 4 weeks?

* Entertainment Entree — The Iron Sheik has a “happy” update from Canada; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Disney is remaking a lot of their animated classics into live-action form, will this help or hurt the Disney legacy?; Our reaction to The Walking Dead Season 5 Finale

* A New War: Dads & Their Commentary on Barbecues — Mr. Costanzo’s Sausage Rant VS “Important Information From My Armenian Dad”

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Goats were on the loose in South Seattle; New Jersey Gas Attendant who uses “Pee-Pee Man” toy fired from Wawa; 32-year-old cougar was on the prowl at a Bar Mitzvah; Woman stabs her boyfriend with a pen when she finds out he ate all of her salsa

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich was at a wedding; One last bout of snow in Philly

* Sports Sampler — March Madness Update: Villanova doesn’t even survive the opening weekend of March Madness, other upsets, and our beloved Wofford Waffles are out of the tournament; Brock Lesnar signs new contract with WWE and officially retires from UFC; NFL will now allow “medical timeouts” to stop the game if a player is hurt or disoriented on the field; Eagles legend “Concrete” Chuck Bednarik passes away at the age of 89

* Entertainment Entree — How awesome is Cookie Monster as your life coach; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Will quality and production of TV adaptations suffer if the TV show outpaces the author’s original stories (i.e. Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, etc.) in books or comics?; Rich is disappointed with Grand Theft Auto Online’s “Heist” Update

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News Special Report — There’s a lot of meth to be found at your local Wal-Marts

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Woman smears dog poop on neighbor when neighbor refuses to clean up after the dog; Man releases pet rat to avoid paying for Valentine’s Day dinner at restaurant; “Monsignor Meth” is doing a lot of “un-priestly activities” according to police

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Happy Birthday to Mike’s Mom; St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans

* Sports Sampler — March Madness 2015 begins, who does Rich have in his Final Four?; Eagles sign coveted running back DeMarco Murray; Why are all these young players retiring from the NFL?

* Entertainment Entree — “Bored on an Airplane” song; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Can Sony or Apple provide the pathway for more people to cut the cord with cable?; Nintendo to release new games on mobile platforms; Rock Band 4 will be released at the end of 2015

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Well-respected orthopedic surgeon discovered to host crazy sex and drug parties; Two old men get into fight about beer and shoot each other; Carjacker tries to hide from police by painting his face black; Florida “church” loses its tax-exempt status after hosting multiple nude slumber parties

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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In this episode, Rich and Mike encounter the “Sausage Rap” song, Jackie Chan’s new Chinese word, and the hidden rivarly between Wyoming and Colorado. It’s all here in our weekly recap of interesting Sports, Entertainment, and Odd News!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike runs to the printer and back just in time to make to the beginning of the show!

* Sports Sampler — All of the Eagles’ moves, mistakes, and more during the off-season; the Nick Foles / Sam Bradford trade; is Chip Kelly still going to go after Marcus Mariota in the draft?

* Entertainment Entree — We put our own spin on the viral “Sausage Rap” song; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Is Virtual Reality (VR) the next big thing for video gaming or just a fad?; Why is Sony trying to make Ghostbusters its own cinematic universe?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Jackie Chan inadvertently made up his own word in Chinese, Chinese people want to know what it means; Another teacher in Iowa went to teach class drunk; Wyoming VS Colorado; Someone in Florida has a truck full of stolen Mozzarella Cheese, could it be Mickey Mouse?; Woman too busy texting gets hit by train and somehow survives

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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It’s time for a new episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast! We’re talking about the big McCoy/Alonso trade by the Eagles, YouTube celebrating their 10th anniversary online, and what Portland thieves are stealing from the local neighborhood these days.

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — The weather is on notice: Either be really nice or really crappy!

* Sports Sampler — The Eagles make early off-season moves; The LeSean McCoy / Kiko Alonso trade: Pros, Cons, and was this the right move by Chip Kelly?; Where do the Eagles go from here?

* Entertainment Entree — RedLetterMedia improvs one of the best prank calls ever; Mike’s This Week In Entertainment; Why are next-generation games, such as The Order: 1886, feel like they’re not “enough” for gamers?; YouTube celebrates 10th-year anniversary, we play our favorite YouTube clips; Leonard Nimoy, famous for being Spock on original Star Trek series, passes away at age 83

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Another idiot thief comments on his own warrant post on police’s Facebook page and turns himself in; Portland bike thief also found to have stolen a beloved goat; Florida man can’t get liquor, so he lights his own house on fire

* Rich’s Soundboard Fires Random Clips

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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It’s our official 100th Episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast! First, we would like to thank you for supporting our little show since we started it two years ago. We’ve had a crazy ride, full of laughs and fun. It’s good thing for Mike and I to do a podcast like this because we enjoy it; but it’s an incredibly awesome thing when we see the number of downloads, listens, likes, retweets, or comments we get on the Podcast or on one of our articles or videos. Thank you for supporting us after two years and 100 episodes. We look forward to another 100 shows!

We’ve added a little zest to this episode by going over some of the weirdest sound clips we’ve pulled from talking on the show over 100 episodes in the introduction. We also brought back the Side Dish so that we could call up two of our special guests that were on the show before. But of course, there were major news events that happened, so our regular segments are still here!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — It’s our official 100th episode! We say the weirdest things.

* Sports Sampler — Philadelphia 76ers trade away their two best players for even more draft picks; Why are the Sixers hoarding so many draft picks?

* Entertainment Entree — The Thundersnow Song; Mike’s This Week In Entertainment

* The 87th Academy Awards Recap — Neil Patrick Harris not too good as host; What the hell was up with John Travolta?; Lady Gaga’s tribute to The Sound of Music was great; Surprises with the winners?

* Side Dish — We call our pals, comedian Rick Mirarchi and Mike Roi of Roi & The Secret People!

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Canadian politician explains he missed a vote in Parliament because of tight underwear; Florida is trying to take away Philly jobs, so we embarrass Florida with their woman who went on naked rampage to stop traffic and their crazy man who tried to pay bar tab with a rock; Kansas is really, really, really happy that they found their beloved Louie The Clown in a sex offender’s home

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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To celebrate the Flag Day of Turkmenistan, we’re doing an entire podcast out of order! (Yes, somehow we came to that conclusion…) We’ve got the topics, but instead of being grouped by our usual Sports Sampler, Entertainment Entree, and “Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News segments, our topics are drawn at random! Listen to our craziness with a lack of transitions in this out-of-order episode…

Topics discussed, but not in this order:

* Academy Awards Preview

* Alex Rodriguez pens hand-written letter and apology to baseball

* Backwards Sound Clips (Side Dish)

* Dennis Rodman Quote or North Korea Policy?

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Pennsylvania Problems (Odd News)

* Silly Criminals (Odd News)

* The South Is Weird (Georgia & Florida Odd News)

Thanks for listening to The Crispy Noodle Podcast! We’ll be back with our official 100th Episode Next Week!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Mike’s Illegal Emporium (From Our Previous Episode)

* Introduction — Rich and Mike visited Gwynedd-Mercy University; The Walking Dead & Better Call Saul premieres were awesome; Ice Sucks

* Sports Sampler — “Franklin” the Blue Dog is the new mascot for the Philadelphia 76ers; NFL Films founder Ed Sabol died at the age of 98; Brett Favre’s number will be retired by the Green Bay Packers

* Entertainment Entree — Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Jon Stewart announces he will be leaving “The Daily Show” later this year; Kanye West comments yet again at The Grammys; Sony’s Spider-Man will be joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Florida man actually writes “Drug Dealer” as profession when he’s arrested by cops; Woman gets hair stuck in a robotic vacuum; Woman commits one of the worst crimes you could on a man

* Valentine’s Day Special — The Strangest Missed Connections on Craigslist (Share it on YouTube!)

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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