The Crispy Noodle

First off, we would like to wish all of you a Happy Thanksgiving from us here at The Crispy Noodle!

As a holiday treat, we’ve brought back comedian Rick Mirarchi on to the show for a crazy recording, filled with jokes, Rich mixing celebrities up, and a fun holiday game to play! And a reminder, go see Rick Mirarchi and Jake Mattera open for Preston & Steve’s Comedy Night for the Campout For Hunger on Monday night, December 1st.

So enjoy this week’s podcast and go enjoy some delicious turkey!

Please note: This episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast has been left unedited to preserve our sanity and insanity from the show, and may not be safe for work. Listen to this episode at your own risk of actually laughing your ass off!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction (Start) — Rick Mirarchi is here! (Jake Mattera is stuck in Delaware, so will Jeff Mattera show up?)

* Sports Sampler (12:24) — Eagles trounce the Titans 43-24; What are the strengths and weaknesses of the Eagles, and will they make the playoffs?; Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 13

* Entertainment Entree (49:10) — Reminiscing about the Rocky Movies; Why the hell is Taylor Swift so upset over Spotify’s streaming service?

* Rich’s Special Holiday Game (1:15:15) — Stuffing & Mashed Potatoes

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News (1:40:35) — Apparently you can mail drugs, or the postman can deliver drugs to clients personally; Man actually named “Phuc Kieu” gets arrested for sexual assault

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion (2:22:55) — Go see Rick Mirarchi & Jake Mattera at Preston & Steve’s Campout For Hunger’s Comedy Night on December 1st!

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich and Mike ate weird fruit before starting the show; Our official review for Christopher Nolan’s “Interstellar”; A Special Announcement for our Thanksgiving Episode!

* Sports Sampler — LeGarrette Blount cut by the Steelers for leaving game early; Adrian Peterson officially suspended without pay for remainder of this season for child abuse; Eagles get blown out by the Packers 53-20; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks for Week 12

* Entertainment Entree — “Do You Want to Build a Meth Lab?” parody mixes Frozen and Breaking Bad; Johnny Depp is drunk and/or high doing the presentation for a lifetime achievement award to some one; What’s New in Entertainment; Why “Freemium” games suck

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — An “Underwear Bandit” is on the loose in Alaska; Man goes to jail for 5 years for stealing two burritos at a gas station; Bath salts cause 18-year-old guy to burn his house and break into two homes naked; Polish elderly woman wakes up in a morgue after being declared dead

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike met Eagles’ Tight End Zach Ertz; Rich’s new TV has a direct internet hookup, Netflix-es faster than light!

* Sports Sampler — The Sixers already are horrible; The Eagles crush the Carolina Panthers, 45-21; What are the realistic expectations for the Eagles for the rest of the season?; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks for Week 11

* Entertainment Entree — Bill Maher rants on today’s ass-worshiping culture; What’s New in Entertainment; Marvel’s master plan for Phase III of the Marvel Cinematic Universe; Star Wars: Episode VII officially has a title: “The Force Awakens”

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Man calls 911 in need of a date that night; 18-year-old fails miserably in trying to steal a wagon full of Girl Scout Cookies; Man has a shovel impaled in him and stuck in the worst possible place; Italian priest gets caught at a “cocaine party”; Wild college boy goes on crazy Molly-induced rampage

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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He’s back! South Philadelphia’s own Rick Mirarchi returns to The Crispy Noodle Podcast this week and takes over the show with hilarious bits, funny quips, and crazy reactions. This is an episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast that you do not want to miss out on!

Please note: This episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast has been left unedited to preserve our sanity and insanity from the show, and may not be safe for work. Listen to this episode at your own risk of actually laughing your ass off!

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rick Mirarchi returns to The Crispy Noodle Podcast; We still can’t get over last week’s sick day excuse of a man “accidentally getting on a plane”

* Sports Sampler — Eagles pull out the win over the Texans, 31-21; With Nick Foles injured and Mark Sanchez the new QB, is it time to press the panic button on the Eagles?; Our Week 10 Fantastic Four Picks

* Rick Mirarchi comments on how weird the “How Much Would You…” game can change

* Entertainment Entree — What’s New in Entertainment; Rick Mirarchi doesn’t believe Matthew McConaughey can be an astronaut; Whose job is it in the video game industry to create the hookers in Grand Theft Auto?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Man robs 4 Subway restaurants because he was angry the “Jared Diet” didn’t work for him; Man tries to shoplift a chainsaw by putting it underneath his shirt; Man sticks an eel in his place where the sun don’t shine; German mother comes up with the weirdest way to rob a pharmacy

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion (and go see Rick Mirarchi this Saturday night at the Paulsboro Sportsman’s Association’s Comedy Night!)

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We’re breaking out our spooky music and creepy voices for this week’s Halloween episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast! We’re reviewing our favorite Halloween movies, pronouncing weird fears, playing an embarrassing game for Mike and his mom, and of course, informing you of this week’s batch of odd news! Here’s what happened on this special Halloween edition of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Special Halloween introduction!

* Sports Sampler — Eagles lose to the Cardinals, 24-20; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks for Week 9

* Entertainment Entree — Rich and Mike’s favorite Halloween movies; Mike presents a list of weird fears and Rich tries to pronounce them

* Rich’s Special Game: Trick or Treat — Mike VS Mike’s Mom, with the loser of each round facing embarrassing questions!

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Drunk man enters wrong apartment and bed with stranger, refuses to leave; Horse falls into a suburban swimming pool; Apparently, it’s illegal to kill a bear in Florida, even if it breaks into your house; CareerBuilder.com presents the list of The Top 10 Weirdest Excuses to use a Sick Day at work

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Programming Update to The Crispy Noodle Podcast

* Sports Sampler — 2014 World Series begins; Why is the NFC South so bad?; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks for Week 8

* Entertainment Entree — What’s new in Entertainment; HBO and CBS announce standalone streaming services; Does the next J.K. Rowling movie adaptation really need to be a trilogy of films?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Belarus President randomly proclaims they have the best sausage in the world; Man arrested for “extreme mopping”; Making whoopie in the sea can be dangerous; Delaware man wakes up from colonoscopy with pink panties on; Wanted man breaks into house, hides in a closet with a salad

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Rich is back from getting over his cold to join Mike on a brand-new episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast! We’re talking Eagles, Netflix news, and a Zombie Santa Claus attack! Stream or download this episode now!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — What sickness did Rich have to prevent us from doing a show last week?

* Sports Sampler — Eagles shut-out Giants 27-0; Should the NFL eliminate Thursday Night Football?; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks for Week 7

* Entertainment Entree — What’s new in TV, Movies, and Video Games; Netflix signs Adam Sandler to release 4 new exclusive movies on their service; AMC to halt all “unscripted shows” in production

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Scary bugs make a big return in our first two stories; Political news from Ukraine involving a new “bucket challenge” to do; A Zombie Santa Claus strikes!

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike went to a wedding out on the beach; Rich got fancy and used Valet Parking

* Sports Sampler — Phillies season ends with them in last place in the division; Kansas City Royals break 29-year playoff drought; Derek Jeter retires; Eagles lose close game to the 49ers; Which NFL teams need to push the panic button after Week 4; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks

* Entertainment Entree — Could we see Sting VS The Undertaker at Wrestlemania 31?; What’s new in Movies/TV/Video Games for this week?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Stupid man trades very expensive diamond for just 2 bags of weed; Mailman got too lazy to deliver mail, stockpiled it inside his home and car instead; Crazy man goes on rampage at a church, is stopped twice by the same “Phantom” church lady; Denmark restaurant will become the first ever late-night diner and sex shop

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike was re-watching The Godfather for a paper; Rich went to The Black Keys concert

* Sports Sampler — Atlanta crushes the Tampa Bay SUCK-aneers 56-14, should the NFL act on poor performance from its players?; Eagles come back (again) and defeat the Redskins 37-34 to go 3-0; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks for Week 4

* Entertainment Entree — Darrell Hammond officially replaces the late and legendary Don Pardo as Saturday Night Live announcer; Hulu will produce a mini-series based on Stephen King’s “11/22/63” for their channel, is this Hulu’s last shot to compete with Netflix and Amazon?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — The coolest traffic jam ever to hit I-76 in Philadelphia; Man gets suspended off of Facebook because of his middle name “Nahooikaikakeolamauloaokalani”; Hearst collectors are going to Hell (Michigan) to try to break the record for most Hearst cars in a parade; A three-some relationship goes horribly wrong when meatballs got involved

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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We’re talking the Eagles’ crazy comeback ways of winning, the backlash behind U2’s free album on iTunes, and what unique service a funeral home in Michigan is beginning to offer! Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — TV shows Rich and Mike are hooked on right now

* Sports Sampler — Eagles come back for the second week in a row and defeat the Colts; NFL goes through one of the worst weeks ever with Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson scandals; Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 3

* Entertainment Entree — U2 gives free copy of new album to all iTunes users, why are people upset about it?; The iPod Classic has officially been discontinued by Apple; Heavily-hyped video game Destiny getting mediocre reviews, does hype effect the quality of media?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Crazy woman threatens children over their clarinet practicing; Thieves successfully break into houses, but then do strange stuff; We’ve found the epicenter of Florida’s madness; A funeral home is offering a very unique service to its clients

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion