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Happy 4th of July! Celebrate Independence Day Weekend with this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast, featuring a return of the infamous “No Sausage” rant, a grand booing of the NHL Commissioner, a recap of the TooManyGames Convention, and a story of the craziest ex-girlfriend stalker ever! Enjoy the podcast and have a Happy 4th of July!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — 4th of July means it’s the anniversary of Mr. Costanzo’s infamous “No Sausages” rant!

* Sports Sampler — Philadelphia fans boo NHL Commissioner for over 3 minutes straight at NHL Draft; Brooklyn Nets trade head coach Jason Kidd away to Milwaukee Bucks; CBS NFL Editor Pete Prisco calls Eagles QB Nick Foles “overrated”; U.S. Men’s Soccer team gets eliminated by Belgium, 2-1

* Entertainment Entree — Robin Williams returns to rehab for alcoholism; Community will be picked up by Yahoo! Screen; Rich and Mike recap of the TooManyGames Convention last weekend

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Wilmington man tries to steal 72 pounds of chicken; The craziest ex-girlfriend stalker ever recorded in human history; Bear crashes party and eats boy’s birthday cake; Calm man “does his business” in a different way at a Barclays Bank in England

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In this episode, Mike rants about his many issues with the concept of ties, Rich tries to sing Nirvana but is way too upbeat for it, and a drunk man tries to break into a snow cone shack at 1 PM in the afternoon. Headlines, discussion, and odd news are aplenty in this week’s show!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — A few Sausage Shout-outs!

* Sports Sampler — Flyers fan-favorite Scott Hartnell traded to Columbus Blue Jackets for R.J. Umberger; U.S. Patent Office officially takes away Washington Redskins’ trademark rights, is this the end of the Redskins nickname?; U.S. Men’s Soccer Team ties with Portugal, should there be ties in competitive sports?

* Entertainment Entree — Pearl Jam covers “Let It Go” at their Italy concert, Rich should never sing Grunge songs; Tim Burton’s 1989 “Batman” movie officially turns 25 years old, fun facts about the film; Harrison Ford breaks leg on set of Star Wars: Episode VII, will this be Art From Adversity?; PlayStation Now has a screwed-up pricing system; Matthew McConaughey says TV is surpassing movies with character development

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Man shows up to his court hearing with drugs in his socks; Prison duo tries to stage a fake shooting in jail to get a reduced sentence; Drunk man tries to break into snow cone shack, but it was already open for business; Drugged-up man goes on nude rampage; Man is somehow able to fire a gun from his butt

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion (And we’ll see you this weekend at the TooManyGames Convention!)

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In this week’s news-packed episode, Rich and Mike are talking about this weekend’s championships, Casey Kasem’s hard-to-read transitions, and the trade rate of #PantsLobsters in this week’s show!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Father’s Day Shenanigans

* Sports Sampler — San Diego Padres legend Tony Gwynn passes away at 54; Los Angeles Kings win the Stanley Cup in 5 games, do players have to leave Philly to win a championship?; San Antonio Spurs defeat the Miami Heat in 5 games to win NBA Championship, will LeBron leave Miami?; Martin Kaymer wins the U.S. Open wire-to-wire by 8 strokes; U.S. defeats Ghana in first game of the World Cup

* Entertainment Entree — Brian Williams is inadvertently a great rapper; Radio legend Casey Kasem passes away at 82; Community in serious talks to be revived on Hulu and a possible new show for Netflix?; Philadelphia Comic Con and TooManyGames Conventions coming up in the Philly area!

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Chicago city planner thought it was okay to put a strip club next to a convent; Woman smuggles 7 lobster tails in her pants to trade for drugs; Woman threatens neighbor with random 27-inch Samurai Sword; Man repeatedly has sex with inflatable pool rafts or “Flatie-Ladies”; Chinese man has embarrassing “accident” with an air-conditioning pipe

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Are you ready for a jam-packed episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast this week? Rich and Mike aren’t afraid to bring up controversial topics in this episode, like Horse Racing, Glenn Beck’s coffee preferences, and what Norristown clowns like to do in the bedroom. Be prepared for out-of-the-blue crazy stories in this week’s podcast!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich saw “Edge of Tomorrow”; Mike caught up on “Saving Mr. Banks”

* Sports Sampler — Why don’t Americans like Soccer?; Should horses have to race in all three legs of The Triple Crown?; Does Colin Kaepernick deserve $61 million guaranteed in his 6-year contract?; Will the Legion of Boom be on the cover of Madden NFL 15?

* Rich’s Side Dish — Glenn Beck does not like Rich’s preference to having a pot of coffee at work

* Entertainment Entree — Microsoft, Nintendo, and PlayStation’s news at E3 (Want more of our E3 coverage? Click here!)

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Norristown clown couple’s sexy night ends up in the emergency room; Man full of the Holy Spirit claims he’s high on God but is actually high on drugs; Woman falls asleep and gets run over by train, but is unhurt; Big man creates new bodily area to hide bags of drugs

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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That’s a wrap, folks, E3 2014 is nearly over. The conversations, however, will continue on as this E3 brought some interesting news. Here to help you wade through all the reveals, details, and events is The Crispy Noodle’s The Good, The Bad, and The WTF. Make sure to click the links for trailers, demos, and more!

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The Good:

* Sony E3 Press Conference — Innovation, exclusive content, and surprises slightly marred by bad pacing and lack of new 1st party exclusives

* Amazing demos and trailers of The Order: 1886, Mortal Kombat X, Batman: Arkham Knight, LittleBigPlanet 3, and No Man’s Sky

* New game announcements: Bloodborne, Entwined, Let It Die, Abzu, LittleBigPlanet 3 and Dead Island 2

* LittleBigPlanet 3 features 3 new playable characters and enhanced game mechanics

* Indie game showcase: Broforce, Not a Hero, Hotline Miami 2, Titan Souls, The Talos Principle, and No Man’s Sky all making console debut on PS4

* New features/services: PS Now entering open beta in July, YouTube uploading for PS4, Far Cry 4 allows you to invite PSN friends into your game even if they don’t have a copy, Destiny beta access available on PS4 first, Powers video series free for PS+ subscribers, and exclusive content for 3rd party games

* Actually released PSN game Entwined during the conference

* The Last of Us Remastered (WARNING: SPOILERS in trailer) coming to PS4 in July with 1080p 60fps graphics

* Ended with stunningly beautiful in-engine trailer for Unc...

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike saw the new X-Men movie; Rich saw Buckcherry and Chris Jericho’s Fozzy; What the hell was Mike’s commercial for The Crispy Noodle Podcast?

* Sports Sampler — Phillies lose 4 out of 5 games to the rival Mets and fall to last place in the NL East; Los Angeles Clippers will be sold for $2 billion while Donald Sterling may sue NBA for $1 billion; Dan Marino joins players who suffered concussions’ lawsuit against NFL; Female referees to officiate two pre-season NFL games this year!

* Entertainment Entree — “You Can’t Punch People Because You Want Pancakes” clip goes viral; Community to be revived on Hulu Plus?; Rich and Mike’s Preview of the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3); Video Game Predictions for E3

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Yolanda the cook secretly licks sandwiches before serving them to officers; EMT volunteer saves lives by having his morning cup of coffee; Indian plane force to turn around back to India when all of its toilets became clogged; Florida man wanted by cops forced to call police when he got lost, despite the fact he stole a GPS

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Coming off a great Memorial Day weekend, Rich and Mike have much to share with you, including Mad Men’s musical number, Les Mis parodies, and the strangest Mother’s Day social media post ever…

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Memorial Day Weekend Wrap-Up

* Sports Sampler — Phillies get no-hit by a visiting team for the first time since 1969, are the Phillies in trouble?; Rich watched the Indianapolis 500, is NASCAR really a sport?; Update on a few NFL off-season contact signings

* Entertainment Entree — Rocky IV is rad like the 80’s; Google Translate produces Les Miserables parody song “Extra Day”; Sublime accuses Linkin Park of calling the cops to confiscate their concert stash of marijuana; Mad Men’s random musical song devoted to Burt Cooper

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — A “deer from the sky” crashes on family’s car on the highway; Man in underwear steals pastry truck and gives bread to random people in NYC; Florida attorney posts the strangest Mother’s Day Facebook post ever; Naked violinist refuses to put clothes on and stop playing his music

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Is Mike committing crimes?; Rich’s recap of the 24-Hour Game Show Marathon

* Sports Sampler — Donald Sterling plans to fight the NBA, who’s trying to remove his ownership of the Clippers after his racist recordings; Australian golfer Adam Scott dethrones Tiger Woods as the World’s #1 Golfer; LeSean McCoy says he’s the best running back in the NFL, Rich and Mike debate Shady’s claim against Adrian Peterson

* Entertainment Entree — Foo Fighters have announced a new tour, a new HBO series, and a new album due this year; Kim Jong Un to get his own video game done by Moneyhorse Games

* Rich’s Side Dish — What does The Iron Sheik like and dislike according to his random tweets?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Peyton Manning arrested for selling drugs (yes, we can legally say that because of our first story); Drunk man tries to have sex with weird objects in public; 20,000 bees take over poor college student’s car; Man enjoys eating nails with a little bit of oil on them

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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On this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast, we’re reviewing the NFL Draft, updating  you on the video game Console Wars, and informing you of Houston’s new disgruntled dumper on the loose!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Should we have a traffic department?; Rich will be on the 24-Hour Game Show Marathon this weekend!

* Sports Sampler — Complete 2014 NFL Draft Analysis and Review; A Turtle steals the show at last weekend’s PGA Players Tournament

* Entertainment Entree — Nintendo’s WiiU is falling behind in the Console Wars; Would “The Avengers” have been successful if Marvel owned Spider-Man and X-Men series?; NBC cancels a lot of shows, could “Community” go to NetFlix?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Goats are climbing trees in Morocco; Naked man wants to talk about his genitals at a Waffle House; Drug dealer brags on Facebook that he’s “the best drug dealer around!”; Houston has a problem with a disgruntled dumper on the loose

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike’s Dad celebrated his birthday with hot dogs and hamburgers; Rich promoted the 24-Hour Game Show Marathon

* Sports Sampler — Flyers officially knocked out of the Stanley Cup Playoffs; Eagles prepare for the 2014 NFL Draft; Why are so many ballgirls interfering with live baseball plays?

* Entertainment Entree — Girl Meets World set to debut on Disney Channel; Video Game Developer Neversoft to merge with Infinity Ward; Kevin Spacey signs up for next Call of Duty game

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Man robs Waffle House with pitchfork; Beijing teens “walk the cabbage” to express their inner-emotional turmoil; Drunk couple decides to have sex on church front lawn where wedding was happening; Mom is so drunk she hits a parked car in her apartment lot

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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