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If there’s one thing you learn from The Crispy Noodle Podcast, it’s that Florida is the ultimate source of odd news. This episode was no different. Check out our odd news from Florida and our Star Wars news in this week’s episode!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike saw a play inspired by Geno’s Steaks

* Sports Sampler — Eagles’ 2014 NFL Schedule announced, can they repeat as NFC East Champions?; The Donald Sterling Controversy

* Entertainment Entree — Atari 2600 “E.T.” lost video game cache actually found in the desert; Star Wars Episode VII cast list revealed; Star Wars disavows all stories in the Expanded Universe from future Star Wars movies; Sam Mendes reveals why he came back for another James Bond movie

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Florida-packed! Man has to sleep in ashes; Dead bodies can explode and insurance won’t cover it; Man who was being followed for fraud dumps urine on investigator; Little league team is raffling off an assault rifle to raise money; The weirdest things you can do while driving on an interstate

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike’s Easter Weekend VS Rich’s Birthday Weekend

* Sports Sampler — Flyers currently down 2-1 in series against New York Rangers; Minor-league umpire actually throws out stadium DJ after he plays “Three Blind Mice” over disputed call

* Entertainment Entree — Gary Busey is back and promoting Amazon Fire TV; The Nintendo Game Boy turns 25 years old; How much can NetFlix raise its monthly subscription fee before people quit the service?; Crazy fan of the 1994 movie “Speed” wants to collect all VHS copies of the movie and turn his bus into the same one from the movie

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Tennessee Woman on an Easter Egg hunt with her son randomly finds dead body under a deck; Naked man complains at Walmart because he got the wrong prescription; Man holds up convenience store with a potato; Florida politician goes on late-night Taco Bell and alcohol fueled binge

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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It’s Rich’s birthday in this episode! To celebrate, Rich and Mike enjoy the Flyers being back in the playoffs, finding an old WWF Promo that randomly went viral, and listening to the weirdest PSA to come out of India ever. Seriously, you got to listen to this episode to believe it.

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike’s getting ready for Easter, Rich will be at this year’s 24-Hour Game Show Marathon, and it’s Rich’s Birthday!

* Sports Sampler — Bubba Watson wins his second green jacket at The Masters; How the hell did the Sixers not have the worst record in the league after having a NBA-record 26-game losing streak?; The Flyers are back in the NHL Playoffs!

* Entertainment Entree — Macho Man Randy Savage’s “Cream of the Crop” Promo randomly went viral; Frozen’s “Let It Go” song gets awesome parodies online; The worst Wheel of Fortune contestant ever can’t pronounce the puzzle, even with all letters revealed; The Top 10 Movie Franchises of All-Time according to total box office gross

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Squirrel does massive damage to community center; School closed due to “Onslaught” of Snakes; Don’t use melted gummy bears in bed; India’s biggest problem and what their government is doing about it

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This episode was all streaks coming to an end — Florida losing its undefeated season to eventual champs UConn, Undertaker losing his first Wrestlemania match ever, and Letterman retiring from the Late Show. But there’s always odd news from Florida to cover!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike hates filling out forms; Rich finally saw “Frozen”

* Sports Sampler — #7 UConn wins the NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship to end March Madness; Boomer Esiason criticizes Mets’ Daniel Murphy for missing two games on paternity leave; Who’s favored to win the Masters Tournament with Tiger Woods out due to an injury?

* Entertainment Entree — The Undertaker loses his first-ever Wrestlemania match to Brock Lesnar; David Letterman announces that he will retire from The Late Show in 2015; “The Goonies” are reportedly getting a sequel in production; Should popular 80’s movies get sequels 30 years after their debut?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Man sets fire to a Christmas Tree at Denny’s because his waitress took too long; Woman complains to 911 about how she received poor-quality marijuana; Woman falls into well during sex act; Crazy lady holds up convenience store to ask questions about Jesus and beer

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich can’t make seat belts cool; Mike tries not to curse on the show

* Sports Sampler — Philadelphia 76ers actually won a game; Things that actually happened in the 59 days between the Sixers’ last two wins; DeSean Jackson cut by the Eagles, heads to the Redskins; Jets’ new star WR Eric Decker pays $25,000 and steak dinners for his beloved #87 jersey number; Why use uniform numbers in sports?

* Entertainment Entree — BioShock Infinite: Burial At Sea, Episode 2 Recap and Analysis; Ending Ken Levine’s “BioShock” story; “The Walking Dead” Season 4 Finale Recap and Analysis; “The Matrix” turns 15 years old, Do you remember seeing “The Matrix” for the first time?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — “Darth Vader” is actually running for President of Ukraine; Woman brags about how she beat a breathalyzer test on Facebook then gets arrested; Man swallows fork and thought it wasn’t going to hurt him; Another “Hoo-Hah” stashing; Man threatens neighbor with an ax after he’s convinced the neighbor stole his underwear

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Rich and Mike are rockin’ around the clock to give you this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast, featuring Eagles drama, the death of basketball in Philadelphia, and one Defense Attorney’s wild night out on the town.

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — One last bit of snow in Philadelphia

* Sports Sampler — New York Jets sign former Eagles QB Michael Vick; Did the Eagles want to trade star WR DeSean Jackson?; Sixers are on a 25-game losing streak and could tie NBA record for consecutive losses; UConn knocks out both Philly teams in NCAA March Madness Tournament; Is Basketball dead in Philadelphia?

* Entertainment Entree — Girl who has splinter removed sings “Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?” from Frozen; Chris Evans says he wants to retire from acting after his Marvel contract is up as Captain America; The worst video game ever, Atari 3600’s “E.T.”, to be dug up in New Mexico desert

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Elderly lady starts food fight at Golden Corral restaurant; Naked man climbs 40-foot tree to make it his home; Man calls female bank teller and asks her to spank him; LA Defense Attorney has wild night out and pleads not guilty to her charges

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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