The Crispy Noodle

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich’s message of peace, love, and sports from The Crispy Noodle Podcast; Mike reviews FOX’s “Utopia”

* Sports Sampler — The Ray Rice Fiasco; NCAA lifts Penn State’s Bowl Ban; Eagles defeat Jaguars 34-17 in Week 1; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks for Week 2

* Entertainment Entree — Rich didn’t know Mark Wahlberg has a show called “Wahlbergers”; Stan Lee rants on how 3-D Movies aren’t that “new” to audiences; Spinoff show of “The Walking Dead” officially green-lit by AMC; Bill Murray suggest actresses for an all-female “Ghostbusters” movie

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Thief steals money then when in police custody, all the stolen cash falls out of his pants; Naked Australian man tries to carjack multiple cars, ends up being hog-tied by citizens; Florida man says his “civil rights were violated” when officer arrested him after man was caught pooping in public; Drunk Chinese man breaks into little girl’s house, claims he’s “Superman” to her

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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We’re talking Made In America, the start of the 2014 NFL Season, and a new fad with video gamers called Swatting in this week’s interesting episode! Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich was at Philly’s Made In America Festival; Mike’s family had the Sausage-Making Pre-Season

* Sports Sampler — The 2014 NFL Season Begins; Predictions and expectations for the Eagles; Fantastic Four Picks Week 1

* Entertainment Entree — Rich and Mike’s Fall TV Season Preview; Mike’s list of the most expensive movie props ever sold

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Video gamer surprised as actual SWAT team invades his live-stream of Counter-Strike; A special “Fire” segment; Japan adds a unique item to their standard “Emergency Kit” for its citizens; Three women steal men’s Rolex watches by hiding them up the you-know-where

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Check out this week’s installment of The Crispy Noodle Podcast as Rich and Mike talk about Eagles trade rumors, the 2014 Emmy Awards, and a unique beer-stealin’ penguin man in this week’s episode!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Check out The Crispy Noodle doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge; Mike’s review of The Amazing Spider-Man 2; Rich was at Motley Crue’s Farewell Tour

* Sports — The Sixers traded away their last well-known player, Thaddeus Young, to gain a first-round draft pick as part of a three-way trade that sends Kevin Love to the Cleveland Cavaliers; St. Louis Rams QB Sam Bradford tears ACL for the second consecutive season, should they trade for Eagles’ QB Mark Sanchez?; NFL Players speak out on the team they would least like to play for in their careers

* Entertainment Entree — The 66th Primetime Emmy Awards: Winners, snubs, and Billy Crystal’s tribute to Robin Williams

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Two of the worst babysitters of all time; Man steals beer dressed as a penguin; Woman returns from summer vacation to find 50,000 bees in her apartment; Crazy man collects his fingernails and toenails for over 35 years

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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What will NFL games sound like if announcers don’t say the “Redskins” name? What are the weirdest, yet likely, ways to die? What happens when you don’t invite Rich out to get cheesesteaks? These questions and more are answered in this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike was “busy”; Rich ran into Dylan Brown (Listen to time he stopped by The Crispy Noodle here)

* Sports Sampler — Some NFL Commentators will refuse to use the word “Redskins” during broadcasts; Vegas projects win totals for NFL teams this upcoming season; Brock Lesnar continues his impressive 2014 by dominating John Cena at SummerSlam to win his first WWE title in 10 years

* Entertainment Entree — Video game fanatics want Robin Williams to be immortalized in upcoming video games; According to IGN, Marvel and DC plan to release over 30 movies from 2015 to 2020, is this Superhero Overkill?

* Mike’s Side Dish — Weird Ways To Die Quiz

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Pennsylvania man assaults friend for not inviting him out to get cheesesteaks; Woman blatantly shoplifts $3.99 bottle of wine so she can visit her boyfriend in jail; Man playing with himself in public says he was just “house hunting”; Woman with meth up her hoo-hah crashes into bicyclists

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Rich and Mike are back from their summer vacation to give you the latest in sports headlines, entertainment happenings, and fresh odd news right off the wacky presses! Check out this week’s episode…

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich and Mike are back from their summer vacation!

* Sports Sampler — Rich recaps the crazy ending of the PGA Championship; Eagles lose their first pre-season game to the Bears, is it time to hit the Panic Button?; Should ESPN have suspended Dan Le Batard for his billboards mocking LeBron James’ return to Cleveland?

* Entertainment Entree — Robin Williams Tribute; BioShock is announced for iOS devices; EA Access to come to XBox One users, not on PlayStation 4

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — People can’t seem to keep their pants on in many of this week’s stories; Woman claims “I’m a God” so she can steal Raisinettes; Woman tries to stop a plane from taking off because she thinks her husband was going to cheat on her

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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This is an episode you’re not going to want to miss out on! It’s our first-ever Best Of Show! Rich and Mike have compiled the funniest bits they’ve ever done on the podcast, as well as replaying our interviews with some of the most interesting people we’ve ever had as special guests on the show. Stream or download the show, and enjoy the very best of The Crispy Noodle Podcast!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction: Our first-ever clip show!

* Best Random Bits: John Bruno inadvertently becomes our first “caller” into the show; Mike can’t understand Sylvester Stallone; Rich is Satan’s Number Proclaimer; Rich and Mike act like 1950s radio announcers during a sound check

* Super Side Dishes: Worst Celebrity Car Commercials; Rich’s Dirtiest Old-Timey Songs; Rich and Mike try to pronounce the longest words in different foreign languages; The Voicemail From Rapture?

* Never Before Heard Segment: Weirdest Late-Night Infomercial Products

* Awesome Special Guests: Comedian Rick Mirarchi and the Bullet Hole Period story; Commentator Dylan Brown and Judy’s Last Strike; Tennessee Gubernatorial candidate (and “Raccoon Man”) Mark “Coonrippy” Brown on why he’s the voice of the people; Musician Mike Roi of Roi & The Secret People gives The Crispy Noodle its first-ever musical performance with “Sweet Maria”

* Wrap-Up & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike finished Destiny beta on PS4; Rich randomly was in New York City

* Sports Sampler — P.K. Subban refuses to touch a fake Stanley Cup, what other weird sports superstitions are there?; Yahoo Sports ranks the Eagles at #6 out of entire NFL for upcoming season; Who has more pressure to deliver this season: Foles or McCoy?

* Entertainment Entree — Glenn Beck needs an airplane; 2K Games teases new BioShock development; Rare Mass Effect 4 details announced at Comic Con; Sequel green-lit already for Guardians of the Galaxy before it releases this weekend; Batman VS Superman confirms Wonder Woman has supporting role, will there be a Justice League movie?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Stephen Hawking frequents a very interesting place in his free time; Man robs bank wearing polo shirt with his name on it; You won’t believe where and how long this woman has stashed her favorite toy…

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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We’re talking Tony Dungy’s controversial remarks on Michael Sam, The Simpsons’ major news, and a recap of all the stuff women have tried to hide up their hoo-hah in this week’s show!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike is playing the PS4 beta video game, Destiny; Rich played softball

* Sports Sampler — Legendary Head Coach Tony Dungy says he wouldn’t have drafted openly gay player Michael Sam; Rory McIlroy wins the 2014 British Open, is now just one Masters win away from a Grand Slam; NBA considers changing the Draft Lottery

* Entertainment Entree — The Simpsons make major news with a FXX continuous marathon of all their episodes, and a new app to stream shows on-demand; Star Wars Episode VII plot details supposedly leaks, could they be true?; Marvel announces plans for Phase Three of the Marvel Cinematic Universe

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Man attempts to kill spider with amateur flamethrower and burns down house; Woman gets caught stealing because she posted a selfie of her wearing a stolen dress on Facebook; Man pays for prostitute with a company check; A wonderful recap of all the items that women have attempted to hide up their “Hoo-Hahs” since we started The Crispy Noodle!

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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We’re talking LeBron’s Decision 2.0, this weekend’s British Open, Weird Al’s new album, and a special poo-choo train in Massachusetts! Yes, a poo-choo train, that’s not a typo.

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — What have Rich & Mike been catching up on Netflix?

* Sports Sampler — Germany wins the 2014 World Cup; LeBron James ends up signing with his hometown Cleveland Cavaliers; The British Open is this weekend, who’s the favorite to win it?

* Entertainment Entree — Weird Al Yankovic releases new single “Tacky”; Dana Carvey performs his famous Saturday Night Live song “Choppin’ Broccoli” with full orchestra on The Tonight Show; J.K. Rowling publishes new short story about Harry Potter in his adult life

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — People like to defecate on top of a certain train in Massachusetts; Man goes into a crazy rage when he finds his pizza takes 30 minutes to cook; Woman on drugs decides to do yoga naked in the middle of an intersection; Couple believes house was haunted by a ghost, answer turns out to be more practical

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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On this episode, we’re talking LeBron James, the longest movie ever in production, and outrageous excuses for weird behavior in our odd news! You have to listen to this jam-packed episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Fourth of July shenanigans, all of our TooManyGames coverage is online!

* Sports Sampler — LeBron James is a free agent, where will he end up?; Chase Utley will be the starting second basement for the National League in next week’s All-Star Game, should the Phillies trade him?

* Entertainment Entree — 84-year-old Ray Jessel sings an awkward song on America’s Got Talent; Pink Floyd to release new album; Seinfeld turns 25 years old; Swedish artist Anders Weberg wants to create a 720-hour movie; AMC Movie Theaters plan to renovate one-third of their theaters with bigger and comfier seating

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Woman says she’s “too busy drinking” to stay at the scene of an accident she caused; Drunk man claims his dog gave him a ride to the liquor store for more booze; Woman buys meth for her sister’s “birthday present” so it’s not her fault; The Human Firecracker decides to leave the show business with a bang

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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