The Crispy Noodle

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Big news for the Ambler, PA area!

* Sports Sampler — Tom Brady thinks his balls are perfect; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of Super Bowl XLIX; What the hell is going on with the Cleveland Browns?

* Entertainment Entree — Mike presents This Week in Entertainment (We really want to see The Walking Dead and Better Call Saul!); Should Chyna be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame?; Why did a 4th grader who loved Lord of the Rings get suspended from school?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Truck carrying frozen chicken crashes with truck carrying bees; Ohio’s “Piss Peddler” gets caught in Pittsburgh; Naked drunk-driving lady just won’t put on pants; Florida wants its citizens to become “Python Patrols” against dangerous snakes; Florida presents the most pathetic robbery ever recorded

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — “The Blizzard of 2015” is a dud in Philadelphia

* Sports Sampler — The Patriots’ Deflate-Gate is still the talk of the NFL; Deflate-Gate talked about on Letterman and Saturday Night Live; Rich’s annual guide to this year’s Super Bowl Proposition Bets; Rich and Mike’s Super Bowl 49 Pick

* Entertainment Entree — Gary Busey is the soul of craziness; Mike presents “This Week in Entertainment”; The new all-female Ghostbusters movie’s cast announced; Rich’s report on another disappointing Royal Rumble; Blink 182 kicks out lead guitarist Tom DeLonge, will be replaced by Matt Skiba

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Florida’s “BBQ Bandit” stole over $5,000 worth of food from a restaurant; Florida woman has a unique answer as to why she’s driving a stolen vehicle; A hospital patient known as “The Gentleman” is surprisingly calm and polite despite a severe injury

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — We are a “professional” podcast; Rich and Mike perform dramatic rap lyrics; Rich was in Atlantic City, is he still drinking?

* Sports Sampler — Review of the NFC and AFC Championship Games; Is DeflateGate a real scandal in the NFL?

* Entertainment Entree — Sylvester Stallone is in Philadelphia to film “Creed” movie; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Amazon wants to make original movies; iTunes has officially canceled the “Single of the Week” feature on their store; Rich presents the Las Vegas Odds on the Oscar Nominations

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — QVC hosts don’t know what exactly the moon is; The Jesus Bandit is on the loose; Teen has been impersonating as a doctor for a month in a Florida hospital; Chinese wife catches husband cheating on her, and does the worst thing possible TWICE.

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike’s family had their infamous sausage weekend; Rich went to a Sixers game… and they won?!

* Sports Sampler — All the referee controversies in the NFL Playoffs; Rich and Mike pick their teams to win the Conference Championship games and advance to the Super Bowl

* Entertainment Entree — Macho Man Randy Savage will be inducted to the WWE Hall of Fame; Mike’s news for “This Week in Entertainment”; A review of The Golden Globe Awards

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — CNN reveals what Ted Turner wanted them to air when the end of the world occurs; Indian government employee officially fired after not showing up to work in 25 years; Man tweets out he needs toilet paper on train bathroom, Virgin Trains helps him out

* Rich’s Special Odd News — The Weirdest Craigslist “Missed Connections” Posts

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Special Outtake — Mike tries to come up with new 2015 stinger for the show

* Introduction — Mike tries to explain Italian Bingo; Rich tries to impersonate Roger Moore

* Sports Sampler — ESPN SportsCenter’s Stuart Scott passes away at the age of 49; What’s the drama between Head Coach Chip Kelly and Eagles’ General Manager Howie Roseman?; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks for the Divisional Round

* Entertainment Entree — WWE’s Brock Lesnar screams like Mike’s favorite goat; This Week in Entertainment; PlayStation attempts to stream video games with a monthly subscription through Netflix-like app “PlayStation Now”

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Couple believe they’re trapped in a closet for 48 hours; Naked woman believes she could slide down a one-foot by one-foot chimney to see her kids; Vicar has to go to the hospital with a potato stuck up in the place where the sun don’t shine

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Want to relive the craziness of 2014 one more time? Then listen to our special 2014 Odd News Year in Review special! We’ve got plenty of the weirdest and outlandish stories from 2014 jam-packed into this podcast! Here’s what happened on this episode:

* Introduction — It’s the Last Episode of 2014; we’ll need Mike to do a new closing sound effect

* Sports Sampler — The Eagles finish the 2014 NFL Season at 10-6 with no playoff appearance; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks for Wildcard Week

* 2014 Odd News in Review Part 1 — The Swiss Cheese Pervert; Notafinga For a Parking Space; Failed Inception Lady; Crack-Ho Mother’s Day; The Worst Ex-Girlfriend of All Time; The Drive-Thru Funeral Home; Worst Sick Day Excuses Used in 2014

* 2014 Odd News in Review Part 2 — Seattle James Bond; Bus Driver’s Sexy Route; Meatball Ménage à trois; Polish Zombies And Pancakes; Donkey Dong Airline Snack; AC Pipe Is Not a Sex Toy; Chinese Superman

* Conclusion — Bye 2014, See You Next Year!

Thanks for listening to The Crispy Noodle Podcast, and we wish you a Happy New Year!

As a little (early) Christmas gift to all of you, we’re excited and proud to bring you The 2014 Crispy Noodle Christmas Special. In this episode, we discuss Philly sports, play fun games, sing Christmas songs, and recap the best of the best of the odd news from 2014. We also have some very special guests making appearances. So eat some tasty food, relax with the family, and listen to our rambling christmas fun. Merry Christmas to all of Noodle Nation, we hope you enjoy the special:

* Introduction — Christmas Song #1: “I’m Dreamin’ of a Christmas Special”

* Sports Sampler with John Bruno Costanzo — The Eagles are knocked out of playoff contention by the lowly Redskins; Rich and Mike’s (and John Bruno’s) Fantastic Four Picks for Week 17

* Christmas Song #2: “There’s No Podcast Like Ours for the Holidays”

* Entertainment Entree — Mike’s Mom and Dad join us for a hilarious game of Jingles Balls and they’re forced to answer some embarrassing questions

* “The Best of the Best Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News of 2014 — We recap our very favorite odd news stories.

* Christmas Song #3: “I Want a Bit of Odd News for Christmas”

* Odd News Identity Crises…

* Cherries Waffles – Episode 78

* Yo Soy Batman – Episode 79

* Raisin-ette God – Episode 74

* Musical Odd News…

* Phantom of the Opera Church Lady – Episode 81

* Les Mis 2: The Bread Strikes Back – Episode 63

* Special Guest RickMirarchi

* Rick Mirarchi Can’t Rob Subway – Episode 85

* The Most Infamous Odd News Story of 2014…

* Poo to Loo – Episode 57

* And finally, we close out with a special thank you and Merry Christmas for all our fans: Christmas Song #4: “Happy Xmas (This is Crispy)”

Thanks for listening to The Crispy Noodle Podcast and a very merry Christmas to you!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — It’s our last “regular” episode of 2014! (Next two podcasts: Christmas show, then New Years’ Best of 2014 Odd News show)

* Sports Sampler — The Eagles lose big divisional game to the Cowboys, 38-27; Why was New Jersey Governor Chris Christie sitting with Cowboys’ Owner Jerry Jones?; Will the Eagles even make the playoffs?; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks for Week 16

* Entertainment Entree — Bill Burr hates the Florida State Seminoles’ War Chant; Mike presents the newest things to see in This Week in Entertainment; Everything you need to know about the Sony Hacking Debacle

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Mom calls into C-SPAN to get her bickering sons to stop fighting over politics; Drug dealers try to sneak meth into New Zealand via moist towelettes; Naked man claims he’s Jesus Christ while he tries to burn down a church

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Special Report — Men are idiots, according to Darwin Awards study; The 3 Worst Darwin Award stories for 2014, including a Polish Poop Party and the Thing Ring

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike had “Second Thanksgiving” with his family; Rich was at Preston & Steve’s Campout For Hunger

* Sports Sampler — Chiefs’ Safety Eric Berry diagnosed with Hodgkin Lymphoma; Eagles lose to the Seahawks, 27-17; Is the Eagles’ offense in trouble?; Rich notices a strange trend in the Eagles’ schedule; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks for Week 15

* Entertainment Entree — Mariah Carey’s awful isolated vocals of her Holiday performance; This Week in Entertainment; New James Bond 007 movie to be named “Spectre”; Why are new video games being released with major gaming glitches, bugs, and problems nowadays?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News Special Bulletin — The Weirdest Girl & Boy Names actually given to babies in 2014

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Woman ordered by UK Police to reduce her noise while having sex will fight the order; Man tries to steal sausage, then falls asleep in an office; Man says he’s “not guilty” despite his vacationing neighbor’s furniture being at his house

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast!

* Introduction — This week is Preston & Steve’s Campout For Hunger!

* Sports Sampler — Rich and Mike think the Dolphins/Jets game was the weirdest Monday Night Football game they’ve ever seen; The Eagles win on Thanksgiving, 33-10 over the Cowboys; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks for Week 14

* Entertainment Entree — RIP Richard the Creepy Elderly React Guy; This Week in Entertainment; Mike is excited for the “I Am Bread” game, Rich isn’t

* Mike’s Side Dish — Rich guesses Mike’s list of Badly-described Video Games

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — A crazy squirrel cause an evacuation of a U.K. school; Woman tries to steal sausage to later use as a repayment for a loan; Hair transplant surgeon has license removed because of weird behavior, including claiming he’s the next reincarnation of Jesus Christ

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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