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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike’s “Boobies Report”; Rich was back on the golf course

* Sports Sampler — Golf’s U.S. Open is this weekend, who are the favorites?; Woman gets hit in the face at baseball game with broken bat, should MLB change to aluminum bats?; Eagles release Pro-Bowler Evan Mathis, is Chip Kelly going to regret it?

* Entertainment Entree — We pay tribute to wrestling legend “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes, who passed away at 69; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Did Microsoft crush Sony at this year’s E3 convention?; Mass Effect 4 details released!

* What’s Pissing Me Off — Mike is angry over cable stations editing out non-original content

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Man shoots himself in the foot because “he was curious” to do it; Florida people don’t mind being arrested for assault when they throw food at people; Thailand has a dude who thought it would be cool to put red fire ants down his underpants; Woman in Spain claims she legally owns the Sun

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Next week kicks off the biggest event in the video game community: Electronic Entertainment Expo, or more commonly referred to as E3. Every E3 brings new game and console trailers, demos, announcements, and technology. Big and small developers and publishers alike will be showing off their latest and greatest projects and work. It is the oasis of gaming news nirvana in the summer game release drought. And we were just so excited about next week that we ended up recording way too much content to fit in one podcast. Luckily for you we decided to release a special edition E3 2015 Preview Extended Conversation segment.

In this segment, we round up all the rumors and predictions surrounding the heavy hitters of Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony such as how Nintendo might give a new spark to its hardware, why Microsoft’s Tomb Raider deal is so important, and what secret 1st party games Sony could announce. We also dive into some general show rumors as well as 3rd party developer rumors, including touching on the new Star Wars: Battlefront and Mass Effect games. Finally, we wrap up with a discussion of our personal wishlists for E3 2015.

Check out the special edition E3 2015 Extended Conversation below for our analysis on all the latest news. Thanks for listening to The Crispy Noodle Podcast!

 

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Mike can do accents, and cousin Roman from GTA IV still annoys us

* Introduction — Rich still can’t stand Lord of the Rings; Rich recaps his experience from flying to North Carolina for the 24-Hour Game Show Marathon

* Sports Sampler — American Pharaoh becomes the first Triple Crown winner in 37 years; “Football Scientist” concludes Eagles are the favorite to win the NFC East; Cleveland Indians’ Brandon Moss has his 100th home run baseball held hostage by his team, Apple agrees to pay it

* Entertainment Entree — Little boy named Walker loves his new cast; Apple announces new iTunes Radio to be released at the end of June, is it too late for Apple to compete with Spotify and Pandora?

* What’s Pissing Me Off — Rich is angry that a man dressed in a Star Wars Stormtrooper costume visits school, but then gets arrested because principal thought he was “carrying a gun”

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Drunk teen breaks into house just eat some potato chips; Completely sane Florida man not under the influence of drugs or alcohol says that he needed to dance on a cop’s SUV in order to save the world from female vampires; Grandpa finishes his “Bucket List” by driving his car through a garage; YOU CAN WIN BACON in New Hampshire and Indiana

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich is doing the 24-Hour Game Show Marathon this weekend!

* Sports Sampler — FIFA Scandal is just bonkers right now; Was it actually a good thing for the Eagles to miss the playoffs last season?; The NBA Finals and NHL Stanley Cup Finals start this weekend, who are you rooting for?

* Entertainment Entree — The Angry Video Game Nerd gives us outtakes from recording his infamous “Football” rants; Games complain about video game trailers that don’t accurately depict the game itself, what should happen to change this? Will Netflix place ads on their shows?

* ALL-FLORIDA “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — “Lord of the Bingo Halls” gets upset when old lady takes his lucky bingo seat; Young man tries to steal assault rifles by stuffing them down his pants; Mother gets DUI but claims she was drunk due to “whiskey burgers” from Burger King; Man drove around Florida with an Israeli missile and nobody stops him

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike says the weirdest things on the podcast; Memorial Day wrap-up

* Sports Sampler — NBA Lottery Recap; Manager Bryan Price gets thrown out of MLB game before it even starts, how soon is too soon to eject someone out of a game?; Patriots fans lead a “Support Tom Brady” rally; NFL changes the rules on the point-after/two-point-conversion attempt, how will it affect football?

* Entertainment Entree — It’s not fun when Pigeons take over the town; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Are platform games coming back into style thanks to independent video game makers?

* Side Dish — Weird Laws that U.S. States Actually Have

* Random Point — “Leeroy Jenkins” clip is 10 years old

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — PA Girl’s “Sweet 16” party gets a brown surprise; 52-year-old twin brothers arrested for throwing bricks at each other in fight; Russian woman doesn’t know how to take a selfie while holding a gun; German non-profit creates “Floppy Organ”, an organ that produces sound with floppy disk drives; Rich creates “A Fart Symphony” for the ages between comedian Loz and our associate producer, John Bruno

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Are the Phillies actually winning?; Was the 2015 MMRBQ a big “screw you” to Scott Weiland with Stone Temple Pilots and Slash being the headliners?

* Sports Sampler — The Flyers hire their own Chip Kelly in the form of Dave Hakstol; The Miami Marlins make the weirdest decision on hiring their next Manager; Odell Beckham Jr. says NFL players deserve more money, how should football players be compensated?

* Entertainment Entree — L.A. Beast yells a primal scream when he puts his hand in Hot Ice; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Rich is sad that Mad Men has ended; What the hell is Kanye West saying that caused ABC to bleep out most of his performance at the Billboard Music Awards?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Man sneezes out a toy from over 40 years ago; Angry husband decides to drive through his own living room to get back at wife; Landscaper gets a 3-inch nail stuck in his eye after it bounces off of his weed-whacker; Florida man tries to cash in an unbelievable billion-dollar check

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike and his Mom saw Avengers: Age of Ultron for Mother’s Day; Rich saw “Montage of Heck” documentary about Kurt Cobain

* Sports Sampler — Ricky Fowler wins The Players’ Championship a few days after being voted by his fellow PGA Golfers as the “Most Overrated” golfer on the PGA Tour; Tom Brady gets 4-game suspension for DeflateGate; WWE’s Daniel Bryan relinquishes the Intercontinental Championship due to injury, is his wrestling career over?

* Entertainment Entree — Ricky Gervais will continue with David Brent’s rock-band mockumentary film; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; American Idol is finally being pulled off the air after 14 seasons

* Mike’s Side Dish — Crazy Fan Theories About Film Universes (That Could Work?)

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Man actually has loaded gun up his ass; Group of burglars leave trail of broken cash register parts and macaroni salad from restaurant to their house; Florida parents actually offered their kids drugs as a reward for doing household chores; Child annoys his kidnapper so much by singing Gospel music that he just lets the kid go

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Mr. Goodly, the rejected character from “The Office”

* Introduction — It was Mr. Costanzo’s birthday; Rich is tired of Taylor Swift; Rich’s review of Avengers: Age of Ultron

* Sports Sampler — Top draft prospect La’El Collins goes undrafted after being involved in murder investigation, will any team take a gamble on him?; Rich and Mike’s Philadelphia Eagles recap of the NFL Draft

* Entertainment Entree — Mike is seeing Nicki Minaj on the downlow; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Rocksteady reveals what’s in the $40 Batman: Arkham Knight DLC; Hulu buys the rights to Seinfeld and future AMC shows, can they fight Netflix?; Robert Downey, Jr. complains about working on Independent Movies, is it really that bad?

* What’s Pissing Me Off — Rich is angry at the Poop-Beard Study

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Another shipment of bananas found to have containers of cocaine from a smuggling syndicate; Florida siblings make bizarre pirate-like discovery when cleaning out the family attic; Man on meth decides to “surf” on random cars in traffic

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Special Report — Florida’s Fecal Felons

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — How to Confirm News Stories

* Introduction — Can personal vehicles and mass transit co-exist in Philadelphia?; Rich and Mike’s Documentaries That You Should Watch

* Sports Sampler — What should MLB do about the Designated Hitter?; The NFL Draft Preview for the Eagles

* Entertainment Entree — Rich finds a new Iron Sheik clip; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Batman: Arkham Knight looks awesome; Konami officially cancels much-hyped “Silent Hills” project

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Man tries to smuggle turtles in his underwear from Canada into U.S.; Thief breaks into house, decides to cook tater tots and take a nap; Funerals in China have a strange form of entertainment

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Internet troubles at the beginning of the show

* Introduction — Drunk Rich = Ric Flair; Mike’s new book recommendation; Rich also went to D.C. for a day

* Sports Sampler — Accomplished golfer Tom Watson announces his last run at the majors; Eagles sign Tim Tebow, what use will he be?; Eagles’ schedule announced for 2015

* Entertainment Entree — John Oliver makes his own CNN “Doomsday Video” with Martin Sheen; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; How the details of a major leak could influence the next Mass Effect 4 game

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Random Mom-of-4 really, really, really likes eating steak; “The Diaper Don” switches price tags to buy hundreds of dollars worth of diapers for 99 cents; Tractor-trailer crashes, lets loose millions of angry bees; We’re revisiting the Danger Zone again!

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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