The Crispy Noodle

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* Introduction — Rich and Mike aren’t drunk this week, but one day, we will do a drunk episode…

* Sports Sampler — Holly Holm dominates former UFC Champion Ronda Rousey in a shocking upset; Eagles choke 16-point lead and lose to the Dolphins; Who will win the pitiful NFC East?; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four picks for Week 11

* Entertainment Entree — Don Vito from “Jackass” and “Viva La Bam” dies at 59, we play his crazy sound clips; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Our official “Spectre” review

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Zebras were on the loose in West Philadelphia while Rich was in Philly on Sunday; Man throws bananas at store employees and steals things; Florida Woman calls 911 for chicken wings and cigarettes; Woman buries herself in a deeper hole of trouble with the cops because she couldn’t stop talking about bribing them with a certain service

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — We forgot our Associate Producer John Bruno’s birthday last week

* Sports Sampler

* Eagles defeat the Cowboys in Overtime

* Act 2 Predictions: Which team has the best chance of staying undefeated? How will the Eagles finish?

* Fantastic Four Picks for Week 1

* Entertainment Entree — Rich’s Wrestling Update; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Quentin Tarantino compares vintage one-off story styles versus the current story-arc style of Television, is one necessarily better than the other?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Prisoners train a mouse to smuggle drugs between cells; Old lady destroys her million-dollar savings so her “spoiled” kids wouldn’t inherit it; Study shows a clear winner as to who can drink more in the battle of blue eyes VS brown eyes

* What Have We Leaned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Bruno makes Mike says embarrassing things

* Introduction — We can go off on different tangents; Mike got his computer fixed; Rich was at the ABATE Motorcycle Toy Run

* Sports Sampler

* The Kansas City Royals win the World Series

* Did the Mets blow Game 5 by leaving Matt Harvey in the 9th inning?

* Mike never heard of the legendary Mr. Celery mascot of the Wilmington Blue Rocks

* Fluke or NAWWWW — Are the Denver Broncos the Super Bowl favorites?

* Fantastic Four Picks for Week 9

* Random Bit — More research into Mr. Celery!

* Entertainment Entree — Kanye West should be a stand-up comedian; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; CBS will produce a new “Star Trek” TV series but with a potentially bad catch

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Odessa, Ukraine is really really really obsessed with Star Wars; Monopoly tournament ends in brawl because of old man’s “unsportsmanlike conduct”; Quebec City pharmacy confuses drugs with candy for kids; Naked Florida woman needed to cool off by covering herself in ketchup

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike’s laptop crashed on him; Rich will be at the ABATE Motorcycle Toy Run on Nov. 1!

* Sports Sampler

* Eagles lose to the Panthers, will the BYE week help?

* Fluke or NAWWWW — Ryan Mathews

* Fantastic Four Picks for Week 8

* Random Bit — Mike feels lost without his computer; Selfie-itis hitting our generation?

* Entertainment Entree — Brock Lesnar defeated the Undertaker at Hell in a Cell; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment

* Halloween Topic — Each State’s Favorite Candies!

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Cracker from the Titanic becomes the world’s most expensive cracker; Lenin statue in Ukraine will be converted to a Darth Vader statue; Robber comes into elderly woman’s house with sword, her son tries to confront him with a spear; and more!

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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* Introduction — Mike finally watched the legendary movie “Chinatown”; Rich went to a wedding

* Sports Sampler

* The Eagles defeat the Giants 27-7 on Monday Night Football

* Fluke Or NAWWWW?! — Are the Eagles actually legit?

* Fantastic Four Picks for Week 7

* A Special “Star Wars Episode 7” PSA From Rich

* Entertainment Entree — Televangelist Robert Tilton gets his own techno remix; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; What movie franchises *should* have character reboots, and which movie franchises are just hoping for a quick cash-in?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Man wipes his police summons on his butt cheeks and throws it back at officer; Florida couple steal stuff, but then leave name in the store’s guestbook; Mother tries to smuggle drugs to her daughter in prison with her tampons

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News Special — The Worst Sick Day Excuses Employees Actually Told Their Employers in 2015

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — John Bruno has a song to sing

* Introduction — Mike plays the scariest video game he’s played; Telltale games “will remember that” move you made; Rich makes the PS4 plunge

* Sports Sampler — Should Chase Utley have been suspended for 2 playoff games because of his slide that injured the Mets’ second-baseman?; Eagles rebound with a win against the horrible Saints, can they turn the season around?; Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 6

* Entertainment Entree — Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Steven Spielberg thinks Superhero Movies could “go the way of the Western” and die off, could it happened?

* What’s Pissing Me Off — Rich could be stuck with a 32-inch heavy Tube CRT TV that no one wants

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Burger King’s new “Halloween Whopper” has a very weird side-effect on customers; Man calls 911 after his girlfriend refuses to have sex with him; Florida man charged with DWI claims his erratic driving was caused by “his dog driving”; A cracker that survived the Titanic will officially go up for auction

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* An Important Message From Mike

* Cold Open — Mike’s Favorite Winter Fruits

* Introduction — Pope Mayhem in Philadelphia since our last show;

* Sports Sampler — The Phillies end their 2015 MLB season; NBA Playoffs system sucks; If the Cubs win the World Series, what else from Back To The Future will happen?; The Eagles are now 1-3, can their next game against the Saints save the Birds?; Fantastic Four Picks for Week 5

* Entertainment Entree — Shia LeBeouf VS Michael Scott; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; The Walking Dead returns for Season 6; Rich and Mike review Sam Smith’s new Bond song, “Writing’s On The Wall”

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — NJ Priest threatens kid with a musket for being a Dallas Cowboys fan; The New York Jets needed to bring a very special item they needed on their trip to London last week; Man pawns Sega Genesis with meth stored in the video game console; Florida man steals 4 million pounds of citrus fruit

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike gives a quick review of Wild starring Reese Witherspoon & Rich talks about his casino adventures and the upcoming Pope-pocalypse hitting Philadelphia

* Sports Sampler — Rich tries to distract us with Flyers news; Eagles lose their second game in a row against the dreaded Dallas Cowboys; What went wrong in the Eagles loss?; We make our Fantastic Four picks for week 3 of the NFL season

* Entertainment Entree — We try to understand Trap music; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; We go over our most anticipated Fall TV shows; Who won big at the 2015 Emmy Awards?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — We learn about Terrence Howard’s strange quirks, including creating a language called Terryology; There is an actual Washing Machine Collectors Club; A man has a strange attraction to playground equipment; Robbers can’t tell which phones are real and which are fake; A burglar steals some booze but also leaves a little surprise

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Rick Mirarchi joins us on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast to talk Eagles, Arnold, and Hipster Douchebags with Typewriters! By the way, he’s got a funny new comedy album out, “I’m Just Saying… Funny Is Funny.” He’ll also be appearing this Sunday at the Manayunk Brew Pub for “Back to School Comedy Night!” Doors open at 7PM, show starts at 7:30 PM.

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike was sick last week

* Rick Mirarchi Is Here — Rick talks his new comedy album, his “clean” gig at Parx Casino, and more!

* Sports Sampler — Eagles shockingly lose season opener to the Falcons; Who’s to blame?; Did we over-hype this team?; Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 2

* Entertainment Entree — Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Arnold Schwarzenegger will be the new host of “The Apprentice”, when will Arnold team up with Gary Busey?

* Rick Mirarchi hates Hipster Douchebags with Typewriters

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — 7-Eleven will soon deliver a $20 “Date Night Pack” to L.A. residents; Man with the world’s longest tongue wants to paint with it; Weird man urinates on passengers during a flight; Bride almost gets run over at her own wedding by a drunk party guest

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike is going to start teaching a class, Rich can’t believe that; Rich saw a “Roulette Car” driving around Philly

* Sports Sampler — Eagles win their 3rd preseason games over the Packers; Will Tim Tebow make the Eagles’ final roster as the third QB?; What are the remaining concerns for the Eagles as the preseason wraps up this week?

* Rich is getting ready for his Fantasy Football draft

* Entertainment Entree — Donald Trump’s GREAT advertisement and audio clips of him saying “China” over and over again; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Hulu picks up Epix after Netflix drops them, is Hulu gaining ground on Netflix?

* What’s Pissing Me Off — Rich doesn’t like the “Man Stuff” section of Target’s “Cartwheel” app

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Truck full of cabbage crashes, litters highway full of cabbage; Woman chugs a full bottle of cognac at airport rather than have it be confiscated before her flight; Australian man wrongfully imprisoned when his bag of salt was mistaken for meth; Boston man steals tools and leaves stools in heist

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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