The Crispy Noodle

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike played the new Batman story by Telltale Games; Rich was at ABATE Motorcycle Run for Toys for Tots; A special submission for a Crispy Noodle theme song?

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill — Josh Huff released by Eagles then picked up by Tampa Bay; Will a healthy Tony Romo replace the hot rookie Dak Prescott in Dallas?

* Rich’s Futility Watch — Will the Cleveland Browns for 0-16 this year?

* The Eagles lose to the Giants; why is Doug Pederson’s play-calling so screwed up?

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 10

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones doesn’t want President Trump to mix too much with goblins?

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Rich and Mike review new details about the upcoming Mass Effect: Andromeda

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — We go back into the vault and remember the Swiss Cheese Pervert, Failed Inception Lady, and a Crack Ho Mother’s Day

* Wrap Up & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike is still battling a persistent cough, reviews 2016’s “Ghostbusters”; Rich got alcohol instead of candy for Halloween

* Sports Sampler

* The Chicago Cubs win the World Series for the first time in 108 years with a historic Game 7

* The 2-Minute Drill: Josh Huff in legal trouble after being pulled over

* Eagles lose in overtime to the Cowboys, drop to 4-3

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 9

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones doesn’t want you “to act like a mushroom”

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* What do we expect from the Nintendo Switch? Could the hybrid console survive against Microsoft & Sony?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News: “The Weird Stuff We Do” — Duel of the Blue Cheese; A Fart Symphony; O Come All Ye Washing Machines; History Channel Presents Monopoly War Letters

* Wrap-Up & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Happy Halloween!; Mike is still sick with his cough; Rich has a surprise for us this Halloween weekend, make sure you’re following us on Facebook and Twitter!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Seahawks VS Cardinals finish with a 6-6 tie; World Series tied up at 1-1 between championship-needy Indians and Cubs; Dak Prescott on tap to face off against Eagles, no word on Romo

* Eagles pull an ugly, but victorious upset against the Vikings

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 8

* Entertainment Entree

* Rich loves “David Pumpkins” from Saturday Night Live

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Rich and Mike react to The Walking Dead’s Season 7 Premiere

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Since Mike is sick, why not relive the craziest sick day excuses employers actually have heard from their own employees!

* Wrap-Up & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike is suffering from a real bad cough, will be survive the entire podcast?; Rich was at a cheesesteak festival

* Sports Sampler

* Two-Minute Drill: Dak Prescott will remain Cowboys’ QB through to Eagles’ matchup in Week 8

* Eagles lose second-straight game, this time to the Redskins, 27-20; why are the Eagles in free-fall?

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 7

* Entertainment Entree

* We love the Floppotron and the wonderful disk drive music it produces!

* Mike’s This Week in Entertainment

* Rockstar Games announces Red Dead Redemption 2; what do we expect in the follow-up?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Man who locked himself out of his house gets stuck in chimney in failed attempt to get back in

* Sad story of Florida man who said he killed his best imaginary friend and buried him

* Our Florida Odd News stories were actually featured as a category on Jeopardy!

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike loves the floppy pen/pencil illusion; Rich’s drinking buddy, Eric Twaddle, has a message for Rich

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Denver Head Coach Gary Kubiak out with serious sickness for Week 6; Tom Brady is back, is this the end of the NFL season now?

* Eagles lose close game to the Lions; whose fault was it for the loss?

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 6

* Entertainment Entree

* Rich’s favorite techno tag team, AIR, turns 20 years old

* Saturday Night Live calls out Delaware County moms during Weekend Update

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* PlayStation VR headset launches this week, what are our expectations of virtual reality?

* Rich’s report on Daniel Craig’s changing mind when it comes to another 007 movie

* The Side Dish — How does Rich’s mind work when he surfs the internet to find a disco song about Rasputin?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Man covers entire car in nothing but pennies

* Local off-duty patrolman exposes himself in car “to stay awake” while driving

* Yes, we have *another* Chuck-E-Cheese Brawl to cover

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Sean Connery would have a difficult time doing Philly traffic reports

* Introduction — We’ve passed 400 likes on our Facebook page! Rich does fan service

* Sports Sampler

* Two-Minute Drill: Ryder Cup results, Julio Jones lights up Carolina defense, and more

* MLB Postseason Predictions — Who will win the World Series?

* Our Fantastic Four picks for Week 5

* Entertainment Entree

* A new Trump Remix makes us all one “big, fat love”

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Netflix’s new goal is to have half of its library be original programming, what does this mean for the future of streaming media?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Rich’s special report on fake Florida news

* Man wearing wig and tight pants keeps pooping on poor woman’s steps

* Scranton, PA man tried to smuggle over 110 vials of heroin up his butt

* Drunk store owner decides to dance with female mannequins naked in front of store’s window

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction

* Sports Sampler

* “The King of Golf” Arnold Palmer passes away at the age of 87

* The 2-Minute Drill: Kevin Garnett retires; NFL Injury Update with J.J. Watt and Dez Bryant; Is Bill Belichick using dark magic to win without Brady and Gronk?

* Eagles crush the Steelers on Sunday, 34-3, and they are now 3-0

* Fantastic Four Picks for Week 4

* Entertainment Entree

* Vic DiBitetto goes on another epic rant when the Giants lose to the Redskins

* Mike’s This Week in Entertainment

* Sony is having a horrible month; we recap everything that has gone wrong for the PS4

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Boy stores dead squirrel at school, thinks his father really was going to cook squirrel for dinner

* Canadian man smuggles gold pucks out of the Mint up his butt

* Florida man says it was “an accident” that he dropped his semen cup on two ladies at a Panera Bread

* Harlem Preacher has a big prophecy that he needs all to know; We have the exclusive homily

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — John Bruno tells us something weird he likes

* Introduction

* All episodes are now available on iTunes

* Rich was at the Rock Allegiance Festival

* We still love the “Do You Want a Banana?” song

* Sports Sampler

* Two-Minute Drill: Jon Dorenbos finishes 3rd on America’s Got Talent finale

* Eagles win on Monday Night Football over the Bears, 29-14

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 3

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones doesn’t like “arrogant liberal preppies” with “Porsches, tennis racquets, and beards”

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* We recap our favorite moments from the Emmys on Sunday night

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Thief breaks into a YMCA, grabs play money from the children’s area

* Florida woman breaks off a windshield wiper, dances with it in front of cops

* The craziest school teacher ever doesn’t use words from the required vocabulary

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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WARNING: This episode has been left unedited for its hilarious content. Discretion as to where you listen to this episode is advised. Also, you will be rolling on the floor laughing!

This episode features the always hilarious Rick Mirarchi! Support him by going to his show on Saturday night with the Academic Probation Tour; listen to his new podcast, the “Thoughts on Stuff Podcast”; and check out his website!

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction

* Rick Mirarchi is here again! We love having him back. Go see him live at The Trocadero Saturday night!

* Mike may need “Google Louie” to save his search history from being tracked by the NSA

* Sports Sampler

* Two-Minute Drill: Allen Iverson goes into the NBA Hall of Fame & Robert Griffin III is out on IR after 1st game with Browns

* Eagles win in convincing fashion, 29-10, over the Browns

* “Fluke or NAWWWWW?!” — Carson Wentz’s great debut against the Cleveland Browns

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 2

* CM Punk loses early in his first UFC match against Mickey Gall

* Entertainment Entree

* Rich’s favorite sound clip from “Judge Dredd” with Stallone

* The three best celebrities that should be in a charity spelling bee contest

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Apple removes the headphone jack for the iPhone 7, why are people losing their minds over it?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Australian drivers cause traffic jam on bridge out of sheer arrogance, Rich becomes a bridge expert?

* Man decides he’d rather be in jail than go back home to arguing wife

* Tennessee neighbors’ quarrel gets out of hand way too fast

* Arkansas hosts a Squirrel Cook-Off, and yes, it’s as stereotypical as you can possibly imagine

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Did Mr. Costanzo have sausages during Labor Day weekend?; Rich will be an extra in the movie “Dollface: Road to the Apocalypse”

* Sports Sampler

* Two-Minute Drill — Cowboys sign Mark Sanchez after he’s cut from Broncos; Eagles trade CB Eric Rowe for 4th-round draft pick

* Sam Bradford gets traded to Vikings for 1st-round draft pick

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones VS Jimmy Kimmel in “Pickle-Gate”

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Movie studios posts record losses for traditional “summer blockbuster” films in 2016; Is the end of “going to the movies” as we know it?

* Mike didn’t know Stallone once sang for “Paradise Alley”, Rich finds the song for him

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Man decides to use wanted poster of him as his Facebook profile picture; Florida woman has to call 911 5 times because sheriff gave her a tasty bologna sandwich while in jail; Florida may have their own Robin Hood of Pizza, the Prince of Pepperoni!

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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