The Crispy Noodle

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — What we’re watching on Netflix

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Tony Romo retires; North Carolina wins national title defeating Gonzaga to wrap up March Madness

* Rich previews golf and gives us the Vegas odds for The Masters!

* Entertainment Entree

* Making a techno song out of cat meows

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Rich reacts to Wrestlemania 33

* We break down the Season 7 finale of The Walking Dead

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* The One Time It’s Okay To Give Vodka To A Cat

* Florida Man Claims Wrong Wikipedia Info Got Him Arrested

* The Worst Maid of Honor Ever

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich is hopped up on NyQuil, Mike is on whatever he’s usually on; We’ve been playing Mass Effect too much

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Shaq claims he was just joking about believing in flat-earth theories

* The Raiders are moving to Las Vegas: Why? What are the issues?

* ESPN gives their pre-season predictions for how well the Phillies are going to do

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones can change his attitude fast; could Joe Rogan be his replacement?

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Rich previews Wrestlemania 33 for this Sunday

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Plastic Surgery Boss “Didn’t Know” Her Breakfast OJ Was Spiked

* The Great Library & A1 Steak Sauce Mystery

* Ice Cream (& Sausage?) Stand Gets Robbed

* Minnesota man’s tight pants reveals he’s shoplifting a lot of weird items

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Bruno was coughing too much

* Introduction — We explain last week’s snow fiasco; Mike finished Horizon: Zero Dawn; Rich’s March Madness bracket is already shot (Thanks, Villanova…)

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill — Karl Malone agrees with Rich about LeBron James voluntairly missing season games; Patriots trade 1st-round pick for Brandin Cooks

* Our reaction to the Eagles’ moves in Free Agency so far

* Will the Eagles trade up/down or stay put in the draft this year?

* Shaq is a “flat-earther” apparently… Why are so many NBA players questioning whether the Earth is round?

* Entertainment Entree

* Who is Alex Jones? This supercut explains!

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* We play the first level of Mass Effect: Andromeda — Is there cause for concern that the game won’t live up to the hype? Could stale graphics ruin BioWare’s new story?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* A Canadian man has decided to do a balloon chair story of his own

* Girlfriend tries to smuggle meth to her boyfriend with a religious fervor

* Florida man really just wanted to cook some hot dogs

* Pair of brothers bond in a really weird, drug-fueled way

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike saw Moonlight; Rich hates Philly going through all four seasons’ weather in a week

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: NFL wants to relax anti-celebration rules; PGA considers a “Pace of Play” rule (Can there be a battle golf weekend?)

* Did WWE mess up the booking for Wrestlemania by giving the world title shot to Lesnar VS Goldberg instead of Owens VS Jericho?

* Entertainment Entree

* We love the “Boom Boom Cat”

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Review Time — Rich reviews Logan; Mike reviews Horizon Zero Dawn

* The Side Dish — Bob Kaplan Interview! Bob calls us to talk about “Dollface: Road to the Apocalypse”, Rich’s time on the set, and horror movies; check out the Indiegogo here!

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Classic story of a prostitute and Taco Bell

* Woman decides to just keep doing cartwheels to get out of DUI test

* Japanese Man Has Creative Way to Get Out of Work

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — This episode broadcasted unedited on Facebook Live!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Was the 76ers’ trade with Nerlens Noel worth it?; Will Eagles target Alshon Jeffrey in free agency?

* Should the NFL allow more in-game advertising rather than rely on commercial breaks?

* Entertainment Entree

* A supercut of Alex Jones shows his range of screaming skills

* Why did Donald Trump order his steak well done with ketchup?

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* We recap the 2017 Academy Awards

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — “Deep Cuts” Special Edition

* Flock of Taxis — Episode 7

* The Balloon Man — Episode 18

* Crazy McDonald’s Lady — Episode 26

* Venezuela’s Early Christmas — Episode 35

* Bruce the Ferris Wheel — Episode 37

* Bowling Alley Funeral — Episode 39

* Chinese Man Loves His Air Conditioner — Episode 66

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich had Jury Duty, almost caused us to not release an episode this week; The Crispy Noodle Podcast is officially 4 years old!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: What the hell is going on with former all-star defensive cornerback Darrelle Revis?

* Chris Christie sucks, why does he hate Philly so much?

* MLB changes rule for intentional walks: Pitcher doesn’t have to throw 4 actual pitches for walk

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones has recharged his screaming capabilities

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Rich has the Vegas odds for who’s going to win at this weekend’s Academy Awards

* “Law/Detective” Themed Stories for “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News!

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Channels are important in stereo; Rich and Mike deal with life without Football

* Sports Sampler

* Rich explains the absurdity of the whole Charles Oakley VS James Dolan situation with the Knicks

* Mike reviews possible moves and cuts the Eagles may have to make in the offseason

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones is back and has knowledge of “Inside Baseball” and the Devil

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* The Grammys: Is Adele really that good? Is Beyonce overrated?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* “Cranking” is the newest sexual fetish that sweeping the nation’s cars!

* India man has gold up the butt and India actually has butt smuggling expert

* Florida man decides to ram into woman’s car and throw dog at her to get her attention

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Extreme Reactions from the Super Bowl

* Introduction — Mike finally saw Star Wars: Rogue One, Rich picked up his first copy of Madden since 2006

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Who made it into the NFL Hall of Fame?

* Why did Brian Dawkins get snubbed not making the Hall of Fame?

* Super Bowl LI Recap: The Patriots Win 5th Title in Epic Comeback

* Why Rich hates the Patriots’ success VS Why Mike respects the Patriots’ dynasty

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones is back, and he hates Lady Gaga

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* What was the #1 song on the Billboard charts on the date of our birthdays?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Thief believes “Jesus Christ created” the money for him to steal, so it’s his

* Wife stabs man after husband denies a threesome with his wife and girl

* Man tries to have sex with a drain hole. Yup.

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich caught up on Telltale’s Batman series and SOMA

* Sports Sampler

* Why are the Patriots so disliked by most NFL fans? Is Mike secretly a Patriots fan?

* Rich Presents Prop Bets For Super Bowl LI

* Our official analysis and prediction for Super Bowl LI

* Entertainment Entree

* Ricky Gervais doesn’t want to hear any excuse for being fat, it’s okay to eat and be drunk!

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* James Cameron believes award groups consciously discourages summer blockbuster films from winning; is he correct?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Burger King employee uses code words “Nasty Boy” and “Extra Crispy Fries” to sell marijuana in drive-thru

* Florida pastor caught in bed with another man’s wife, force to flee naked

* Tough guy Florida rapper “Stitches” arrested after a Whole Foods visit

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

Thanks for listening to The Crispy Noodle Podcast!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike recommends “Don’t Think Twice”; Rich recommends “The Young Pope”

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Eagles players that will be in Orlando for the Pro Bowl; 24-year-old Ravens’ Star LB Zach Orr retires due to congenital neck/spine condition

* Recap of the NFC/AFC Conference Championship Games; Did the Packers or the Steelers choke the worst?

* Our Dumb Predictions for The Pro Bowl

* Entertainment Entree

* We love “All Holes Filled Landscaping” Ads

* MIke’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Recap of the Academy Award Nominations

* We React to the New Title for Star Wars Episode 8

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Why not mix explosions with a Gender Reveal Party?

* Enjoy our odd news stories featuring beef patties, watermelons, and bananas!

* Florida woman’s “Mouthful of Machete” threat could be a new metal song?

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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