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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike had another sleep study done in a hospital; Rich somehow survived Philly’s oppressive heat wave* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Legendary Butt-fumbling QB Mark Sanchez retires after 10 seasons; Carson Wentz ranked only #96 by the NFL’s Top 100 report* Rich recaps the British Open and the Golf majors of 2019* The Knicks are the laughingstock of the NBA… but at least there’s a Stephen A. Smith rap remix song* Entertainment Entree* Rich gets hyped for the Top Gun: Maverick trailer* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Marvel’s Big Announcements — Avengers: Endgame officially passes Avatar as highest grossing film; Marvel announces the first films for Phase Four of the Marvel Cinematic Universe* All-Florida Special Edition of “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Florida Man dances with gun at intersection, claims “Gangsta Music” inspired him to do so* Florida Man threatens mayor, claims local police are after him, but also that he has the “highest FBI security clearance”* Florida Man high on drugs caught at public park because he had to “catch Pokemon”* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich and Mike both finished Stranger Things 3* Sports Sampler* Madden NFL 20 Rankings have been released — Eagles are the best overall team; how accurate are their rankings?* Rich gives us the Vegas odds on who could win The British Open this weekend* THE WORLD SERIES OF POKER MISCOUNT MAYHEM DRAMA OF 2019! * Entertainment Entree* Rich and Mike react to Lashana Lynch getting the 007 codename and a bizarre (but somehow possible) Star Wars Episode IX theory* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* We react to the Primetime Emmy Nominations* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Colorado Corrections Officer tries to smuggle drugs into prison via burrito* Finland hosts the first Heavy Metal Knitting World Championship!* Florida Man claims his “inner Walker, Texas Ranger” helped him fend off an alligator attacking his dog* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill — U.S. Women’s Soccer team wins World Cup, pitcher Justin Verlander claims MLB is juicing up baseballs for more offense* NBA Free Agent Frenzy — The Battle for LA: Clippers VS Lakers; Are the Sixers the best team left in the East?; Was all this free agency madness good for the NBA?* Nenna joins the show to announce our official appearance at the Philadelphia Podcast Festival!* Entertainment Entree* Rich recaps 2019 as the year of Jonathan Frakes’s Renaissance* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* HBO announces new streaming service to go with other Time Warner properties called HBO MAX — is it worth it?* Quick Hits: MAD Magazine is shutting down; We chat about what we hate about the movie theater experience* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Illinois woman cries peddling meth is “very hard work” to cops* Crazy Florida business owner destroys ice cream supply of rival store in disgusting break-in* Florida woman feels frisky, but asks a specific 12-year-old to videotape her lewd actions* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — The return of Frank Costanzo and Mikey’s 30th Birthday!* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: U.S. Women’s Soccer team is on a roll to the World Cup finals; Will Connor Barwin return to the Eagles?* We recap the major NBA Free Agency moves you should know* Entertainment Entree* Ned Luke of GTAV wishes Mikey a very happy birthday* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* We review Spider-Man: Far From Home* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — An All-Listener Submitted Special!* Is there an actual Star Trek insignia on the surface of Mars?!* Florida Hamburglar breaks-in to Wendy’s, cooks dinner, and steals safe* Texas high school teacher caught filming solo porno videos in her own classroom* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: St. Louis Blues win first Stanley Cup in franchise’s 52 year history; Eagles fan base ranked only 3rd in new study* Kansas City sports radio host suspended indefinitely after making low-blow comments about Andy Reid* Another fan hit in the head at MLB game; when will MLB protect the fans from errant foul balls?* Entertainment Entree* Stephen A. Smith has outrageous, frustrated reaction in NBA talk* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* A Few Quick Hits — Avengers: Endgame will get a special re-release in theaters; Mike reviews Toy Story 4; The Office will be taken off Netflix in 2021 by NBC for their streaming platform* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Alabama duo gives meth to train their “Attack Squirrel”* Drunk South Carolina woman gets pulled over in child’s electric toy truck, but is it an actual DUI?* Florida Man poops on random person’s driveway and leaves in a hurry;* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Due to Rich’s new laptop and light show, we were distracted; some audio issues may be present in the final presentation of the episode. We apologize and it will be fixed by next week’s podcast.

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike finished Legacy the board game; Rich got a new laptop* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Eagles will only have one public practice this summer and will charge admission to raise funds for charity* NBA News — Toronto Raptors win NBA Finals and Anthony Davis gets traded to Lakers for a king’s ransom* Rich recaps the U.S. Open — how amazing is Brooks Koepka’s run so far?* Entertainment Entree* Bill Hader finally meets his idol, Dateline’s Keith Morrison* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Danny Boyle says he will never do a “franchise” movie ever after argument over whether to kill Bond in next 007 film* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Boaty McBoatface is back with its research findings… and it’s kinda important for scientists!* Vermont man crashes into cop car because he was researching “Saved By The Bell” episode* Florida Man steals pool floats for sexual gratification; gives cops the worst reason as to why he does it* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich recaps the 24-Hour Game Show Marathon* Sports Sampler* Malcolm Jenkins reports to training camp, still wants new deal* Carson Wentz signs massive contract extension with Eagles* The aftermath of Kevin Durant’s Achilles injury* Rich previews the U.S. Open Championship * Entertainment Entree* Jonathan Frakes would like to ask you a lot of questions* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Our recap of the headlines from the E3 Expo* The Side Dish: Justin Bieber VS Tom Cruise… with Nenna joining us!* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Florida Woman squeezes boyfriend’s testicles so hard they burst* Virginia Man finds stranger in his kitchen microwaving butter* New Jersey Reverend has weird way to perform his Exorcisms* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich & Mike review the critically acclaimed miniseries Chernobyl; Rich previews the 24 Hour Game Show Marathon* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Malcolm Jenkins not showing up to Eagles’ training camp due to no guaranteed money on his contract; Phillies trade for Jay Bruce, already paying off* Todd Gurley’s days of being a bell-cow RB is over according to Ian Rapoport — how does this impact fantasy football drafts?* Rich & Mike gauge how many wins the Eagles should have by reviewing the 2019 schedule* Entertainment Entree* Jeopardy James’ historic run falls short of Ken Jennings’ regular-season total* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* We preview the upcoming E3 Video Game Expo* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Family gets a cake from Wal-Mart, turns out it was made of Styrofoam* Connecticut woman angry at McChicken, storms into kitchen and slaps employees to make her own properly-made sandwich* Iowa man pleasures himself in library, simply says “OH HI!” when confronted* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike finished the video game “A Plague Tale” and Rich of course makes Ghost references; Rich is upset that Mr. Costanzo did not follow his own advice at Memorial Day* Sports Sampler* In Memoriam: Bart Starr & Bill Buckner* Rich Previews the 2019 NBA Finals — Warriors VS … the Raptors?!* Donovan McNabb says he should be in the Hall of Fame; we debate his Hall of Fame case* Entertainment Entree* Ohio weatherman rants about how people complain his tornado coverage is ruining the viewing of “The Bachelorette”* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Sony announces a PlayStation movie studio — will in-house film studio finally produce a quality video game movie?* Rotten Tomatoes to only allow user reviews from accounts with verified Fandango purchases — will this stop inappropriate hating on films?* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Washington State man shoots self in the testicles AND has drugs hidden up his butt* Louisiana Woman performs real-life Supermarket Sweep to steal nearly $800 worth of vodka and toilet paper at Wal-Mart* Florida Man claims he stole money from Arby’s because the actual bills were telling him to “set them free”* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike enjoyed “Fighting With My Family” but disappointed in the annual Ambler Auto Show; Rich was at the MMRBQ concert. played Golf, and reviews HBO’s “Barry”* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: 2-time Super Bowl Champion Chris Long retires* Is “The Process” coming undone? Jimmy Butler hints he will decline player option and leave Philly* Rich recaps the PGA Championship and Brooks Koepka’s amazing 2-year run of titles* Entertainment Entree* Quentin Tarantino has short quip on reporter’s dumb question* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Mike gives his review of the Game of Thrones ending — is the criticism deserved?* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Middle school students allegedly put bodily fluids in crepes that teachers were going to eat for culinary contest* Woman steals hospital slippers and throws something extremely dirty when hospital worker confronts her* Florida woman claims she “just forgot” about her pills in her large breasts while being processed into jail; women need pockets too (#PocketEquality)* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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