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Since the dawn of history, children have loved puppets. Long before Kermit, Gonzo, Lamb Chop, Howdy Doody or even the violent 16th-century antics of Punch and Judy, kids worldwide have been delighted by small lumps of clay, wood and fabric being brought to life by master storytellers. Even with all the distractions of the modern world, puppeteers still manage to delight young and old alike… but there's a ghastly yin to this goofy yang: terrifying accounts of kids who've had harrowing encounters with small, inhuman, fully autonomous and evidently evil entities who've assumed the guise of beloved children's characters in order to stalk the youngest and most innocent among us… here are three true-life accounts of these deranged doll-like beings sent to us by those who experienced it. Count von Count is back …..

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At his absolute lowest, John Edmonds received a call from a strange woman telling him she was a psychic who'd been hired to help him in his war against the Greys. Skeptical, John agreed to let her come never once suspecting that her arrival would set off a series of incredible incidents that would open his eyes to a new reality and result in a spectacular sorcery-infused showdown between interdimensional forces of light and darkness: a showdown that would transform some—while driving others insane.

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After over a decade of being called crazy, a liar or worse, John Edmonds was about to prove that aliens exist. But on the threshold of this paradigm shifting event, he was dealt a devastating blow that left him reeling. With no foreseeable end to his hellish ordeal, John found himself at the end of his rope. But—just when it seemed as if he was about to drown in a sea of high strangeness—the rancher was thrown a lifeline from an unlikely source: the Galactic Council.

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As John Edmonds' bloodlust reached a fever pitch, the universe blessed the bedeviled rancher with a razor-sharp release for his wrath, a katana which suddenly put him in possession of the Holy Grail of ufology: irrefutable proof of the existence of extraterrestrials.

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Enough was enough. After enduring years of abuse at the hands of an uncanny array of arcane abominations, John Edmonds strikes back with a vengeance. As the bloodshed intensifies into an orgy of chaotic carnage and inter-dimensional portals rip through the fabric of space-time, John, like the mythic heroes of yore, receives a razor-edged gift from the proverbial gods

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With alien abductions, animal mutilations and anomalous entity attacks on the rise, John Edmonds goes public with his story, incurring the wrath of would-be assassins, the notorious Men in Black and violent greys. But just when things were at their darkest, John would find it within himself to fight back against the malevolent monstrosities arrayed against him in order to save the woman he loves.

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Having declared war on the malevolent metaphysical forces slaughtering his animals and infesting his home, John Edmonds was unprepared for the escalation of violence and stunned by a new wave of sinister spectral assailants. But what he'd initially assumed were just the restless dead proved to have more divergent origins as the bulk of these beings seemed to hail from both hell and space.

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From the moment he moved onto the ranch John Edmonds found himself the victim of a malignant metaphysical manifestation which seemed hellbent on not only driving him from his dream home, but quite literally out of his mind. As he learns about the property's brutal history nefarious paranormal forces drew first blood forcing the homeowner to declare war.

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Take the supernatural antics surrounding Skinwalker Ranch—including UFOs, bizarre beasts, animal mutilations, poltergeist and portals—add to it black-eyed doppelgangers, M.I.B. and alien factions caught in a turf war; top it all off with a '70's samurai-sploitation cherry and what do you get? The ultra-bizarre yet unnervingly true case of the notorious Stardust Ranch... welcome to the weirdest, wildest paranormal hot spot in the west..

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Fortean lore is riddled with anxiety inducing accounts of creepy critters, but few of these anatomical anomalies are more alarming than the eerie entities who are, inexplicably born without a face. How these bizarre beings manage to stalk their prey lacking eyes, ears and a nose—let alone consume it without a mouth—is an enigma that perplexes all who ponder the existence of these faceless, fear inducing fiends.

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