The Cryptonaut Podcast

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December 15, 2025 #417: Labat House Madness: Fae Fight Back!
Beginning in the late 1960s, an array of French kids began having bizarre run-ins with a bevy of diminutive, pot-bellied, elf-like entities that left investigators wondering if this might not be the opening of a new era of high strangeness.

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59 min
December 08, 2025 #416: The Kinnula Humanoids: Scourge Of Finland
In what has to be one of the most intriguing, confounding, and flat-out jaw-dropping flaps in the annals of ufology, a roughly 300-day stretch in 1970 and '71 plunged Finland into an unprecedented wave of high strangeness. Citizens across the country were left stunned by the sudden emergence of tiny, space-suit-clad beings—entities that seemed to hail from a reality heavier, slower, and infinitely stranger than our own… creatures who proved more than capable of harming anyone foolish enough to try to capture one.

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1 hr 9 min
November 21, 2025 #415: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 40: Specters, Spines & Snow Crawlers
A glowing forest guardian, a matte black goblin, an octopus spider sprinting through the snow, and a soldier with spider trap intel. Four quick hits of pure high strangeness straight from the listeners!

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59 min
November 17, 2025 #414: Ultra-Cryptids: Reality-Shattering Tales From The W.T.F. Files
For those who find themselves slipping into the untethered realms of high strangeness, the only thing weirder than a run-in with an anomalous animal: is a confrontation with an un fathom able "thing" that not only defies classification but is in possession of powers beyond comprehension. These curious critters range from the merely odd to the utterly insane, but one thing is absolutely certain… once you've see one, your world will be never be the same again.

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1 hr 19 min
November 10, 2025 #413: E.S.M.B. - Humanoids Vol 1. Part 7: Minus Rob
A UFO drops a box, a gray giant zaps a kid's hallway, and a red-winged dude flies off in a metal bus. Buckle up kiddos! The universe brought its weirdest.

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49 min
October 27, 2025 #412: Jelly-Eyed Space Mummies
In 1949, a man driving along the Pan American Highway en route to Lima, Peru, caught sight of a large, glinting object hovering over the desert floor. Though he could have little expected it, this chance encounter would send him careening into the world of high strangeness and make him the focus of one of the most bizarre cases in the whole of ufology.

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1 hr 9 min
October 20, 2025 #411: The Glamis Abomination
For centuries an aristocratic Scottish family were said to hide a terrible secret; one that gave rise to rumors of a quasi-humanoid creature kept hidden from the world within the crumbling stone walls of the highland castle they called home; a diabolical descendant who's appearance—thanks to a witch's odious spell—was so distressing; so damnably revolting that it was dubbed the "Monster of Glamis".

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1 hr 10 min
October 13, 2025 #410: Wet Hell: The "Water Ghost" Of Bell Lane
In what has to be one of the strangest sagas in paranormal lore, a star-crossed British family endured a maelstrom of moist mayhem when, in 1933, they became the victims of what was referred to as a "water ghost" but which modern supernatural scholars have re-branded a "hydro-geist". This wet wraith's reign of terror lasted for 6-months and left both paranormal historians and the soaked survivors perplexed as to why it had chosen to attack them

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57 min
October 06, 2025 #409: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 39: Shadows in the Hall, Terror in the Woods
A shadowy figure darting through a hallway, a hulking beast haunting a Tennessee golf course, and a possible run in with the Wicomico Catman? Three encounters that turn folklore into fear!

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59 min
September 29, 2025 #408: Arachnid Anarchy Part 4: Astral Spiders
Across time, space and the infinite bandwidth of consciousness itself, individuals from all walks of life are clashing with a nefarious breed of etheric arthropods that feed not on flesh and blood but psychic energy; leaving their victims a hollow shell of their former selves and exposing a thus far hidden—and for many horrific—realm of reality.

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1 hr 21 min

About The Cryptonaut Podcast

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Welcome to the Cryptonaut Podcast hosted by Marc Storrs, Chris Carnicelli and Rob Morphy. Exploring everything from Aliens, Cryptozoology, Cryptids, Ghosts, Monsters, The Occult, Paranormal…