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K-Slick joins our intrepid dada duo for a rousing match of wordsie-Tuesday! Rambling every which way, the motley trio discusses MGTOW, semen retention, conspiracy theory theories, isolation, time management!!, dissociation & micro-sleep, all the way back to semen somehow. Why are we like this?

Join us in the Dada studio-bunker for all this and a cake. No really, there's cake!

Roboquest is a fast-paced action roguelight FPS that was initially released on June, 20, 2020 by RyseUp Studios. You can play Roboquest on Mircosoft Windows, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X/S. For this review we played the PC version.

We both recommend this game to any and all types of players. While the game is more fun with friends you can play it alone and have a good time. We praised the music, the gameplay, and the build options. If you like video games check it out. It is worth your time, and more importantly it is worth your money.

In November of 2021 Duoyi Games released Gunfire Reborn on Microsoft Windows. In May of 2022 it was released for Xbox Series X/S. A mobile version was released as well. For this review we played both the Gamepass and Steam versions. The Steam version is the superior version by leagues as it gets updates and has DLC.

We both would recommend this game. It's a great, fast paced rouge like first person shooter that really shines if you have some buddies to play it with. The builds and runs can get silly. Pick it up, have some laughs, and more importantly DON'T LET THE BUILD BE HOMELESS.

I did find hentai for this game. It was weird.

I also found this. It made me laugh, so there's that.

Get cheeky and funky fresh with Caligz & Miss Ell as they chat crypitds, debate scifi & fantasy quality hallmarks, and explore/rebuke bizarre new conspiracy theories. Listen to Miss Ellanea rant politics, and Caligula explain his various diets (including the famed MEAT diet)!

We really do be out here. Why, no one can really say. Please bring us some blankets, it's cold.

New Year: New You: New Thoughts: New Gnu.

Burn in hell 2022, long live 2023!

Perma-hosts Caligula & Miss Ellanea, permanantly stuck in the static prison of the unrelenting aural sonic landscpe, deliver fluid oral commentary on whatever they please. Join our Dada hosts as they:

• Scurry through the terror flats of Oklahoma, • Debate nationalized healthcare themselves, • Suppose on the despondant dedecation of those who actually still make New Year's resolutions, • Delve into Miss Ellanea's writing process and the writing process overall, • GiAnT rObOtS • D&D OGL (we said we'd give you a good source, but honestly just search "D&D OGL") • MEAT DIET (• -• )

…goddamn meat diet, man.

Oh man, this game was brutal. It tested every conceivable limit we had as totally real game journalists.

We gave it a .6/10 and honestly I can't in good faith give you more information than that. I don't want you to find this game, it's a nightmare.

I'm not even sorry about the long intro. Anything is better than talking about this game. Path of Exile is a Diablo-like released October 23rd, 2013 on Microsoft Windows by Grinding Gears Games. Since then it has made its way to consoles (Xbox and PS4). It's a free to play joint and boy does it feel like one.

We don't have a lot of positive things to say about this game. In fact, this game is a waste of time. With every stupid, dumn, boring, tasteless, and out right bad game we play Dark Deity moves higher in the rankings. This is a terrible portent.

2/10

See me in Multiversus. @YummyMarik

Look, this isn't a cry for help but it's close. We played The Dungeon of Naheulbeuk: The Amulet of Chaos (Chicken Edition) because I have a mean trash monster that lives in my head and I have to feed it terrible games. And I will feed it terrible games or I will be cursed to walk this land as some sunken creature. DoN:TAoC(CE) was made by the ghouls over at Artefacts Studio. They cursed us with whatever the opposite of a miracle is on September 17th, 2020. You can punish yourself by playing this mess on PS4. Xbox Cloud Gaming, Nintendo Switch, Microsoft Windows, and Macintosh Operating Systems. Yay.

It's bad, and dumb, and based off an audio drama. There's also some kind of graphic novel or collection of web comics. I'm sure it's all very morbid but not in way that makes you think, "Oh yeah, I should appreciate the time I have because mortality is fleeting."

With that out of the way we both wouldn't recommend this game. Seriously, there are way better ways to waste your time.

Final Score 1.2/10

Archvale is a bullet hell adventure title developed by Idoz & Phops that was released December 2nd, 2021. It is on the Nintendo Switch, Xbox One and Series X/S, and Microsoft Windows. For this review we played the Series X/S version. We scored this game a 6.2/10, and we both said we would recommend it if you were playing multiplayer.

All hail the Exiled Wizard.

Dreamscaper is an Afterburner Studios joint, also designed by Ian Cofino, that was released for Nintendo Switch, Xbox One and Series X/S, and Microsoft Windows on August 13th 2020. For this review we played the Windows version.

Dreamscaper is an isometric rogue-like, hacky slashy, shootah type developed by an indie studio. It rules. We scored it a 6.5/10 and we both said we would recommend it. Hit the episode and then pick up the game. It's worth it.