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- The Unwatchables: Sonic 2
We had communion with the Sonic Gods. They granted us a vision of Hedgehog.
We watched Sonic 2. It's pretty lit. Not as good as the first one, but whatever it has Knuckles in it. The incoming Sonic Cinematic Universe is inevitable and it will be better than the DC Clustercuss. Praise the Man Jesus.
Send us your Sonic fanfic.
33 min - Steaming Garbage: Atomicrops
Atomicrops is a perfect nightmare blend of genres. It's a bullet hell, farm sim. I mean, what else do ya want?
It was released in 2019 by Bird Bath Games, Toby Dixon, Danny Wynne, and Joonas Turner. It's incredible, anxiety inducing, and a master stroke of good taste, and incredible design. I love this game. And so should you.
42 min - The Unwatchables: Ambulance
The new Mikey Bay and Jakey G joint is out. It has a 10/10 Ambulance in it. It is the first recorded example of a conflict being Man vs Ambulance. THE AMBULANCE IS A METAPHOR FOR EVERY CHARACTER'S SUBCONSCIOUS.
It's great. We gave it a 4/10.
27 min - Steaming Garbage: Monster Train
Monster Train is a card game, deck building, roguelike developed by Shiney Shoe and released on May 21, 2020 on Steam and was later released for XBox on December 17, 2020. A complete edition of the game titled Monster Train First Class was released for Switch on August 19, 2021.
It really was 2020's Slay the Spire. Now if only we could find 2022's Monster Train.
This game rules. We had a lot of fun playing it and reviewing it. As a matter of fact, I'm still playing it. Like right now. As you're reading this. I'm in your house, playing Monster Train. I
l live in your walls.
46 min - The Unwatchables: Morbius
We watched the latest money laundering scheme from Sony Pictures, MORBIUS.
It's shamefully bad. We gave it a .73/10 That's not even a full point. Save yourself the time, money, and dignity and miss this one. There's plenty of other movies about a sad Dracula moping around, just check one of those out. Seriously, just google "movie about a sad Dracula" and watch the first thing that comes up. It'll probably be Dracula Untold. That's a better movie than this.
Yikes.
29 min - The Unwatchables: The Batman
We watched The Batman. It's a Matthew Reeves joint. We enjoyed it, listen along, drink everytime someone says "like", and laugh at only my jokes. IT'S A GOOD TIME
I still stand by statement that Clooney is the best Batman. Fight me.
To this day no one can still say what Christopher Nolan looks like. Pretty sure he's not even real.
And there is no current run of Marvel's Dracula. Sad face.
48 min - Steaming Garbage: Into the Pit
Into the Pit is a fast and frantic roguelite FPS developed by Nullpointer Games and published by Humble Games. It was released on Oct. 19th, 2021 on PC and Xbox consoles. We scored it a 3.7/10 making it better than Outriders. Take that.
We didn't have too much to say about this game. Hit the episode for the details otherwise play it 20 mins at a time. This review also reminded me that a Serious Sam dropped.
LOL
34 min - Steaming Garbage: Tales of Arise
The Dirty DaDa Bois are back in the new year with new jokes and new...uh references.
Tales of Arise is a Bandai Namco joint released on Mircosoft Windows, Playstation 4, Playstation 5, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X/S on September 10th 2021. It's the 17th title in the long running action rpg franchise "Tales of". We gave it a score of 5.1/10
Eternal Sonata is the Chopin RPG we referenced. It's neat. I dunno, review coming soon, probably. Mike Cernovich is the crazy black pill man we referenced. Guest spot coming soon, probably not. I dunno if that cat even plays games.
Enjoy the episode and thanks for listening.
-Caligula
42 min - DaDa Short: The No Bird Offensive
This is the first thing we ever recorded. It's about how birds aren't real. It's rough and from a few years ago but I still get some giggles and maybe even titters out of it. Please enjoy. Also, this is the last we heard from "Adam" before he was gunned down by a Deep State Operative. RIP
-Caligula
20 min - The Unwatchables: The Avengers ENDGAME
We wanted to start the year off right...by pooping all over Avengers Endgame. We're a simple folk here at The DaDa Network.
Happy New Year, let's make it a good one. Thanks for the year of podcasting.
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About The DaDa Network
From the publisher's feed
Join hosts Caligula Q. Strawman, K-Slick, Incitatus, Miss Ellanea & others as we review games, watch movies, and talk of everything and nothing. Find all our different shows under The Dada Network header:
• +10 XP: The only video game review cast with a sensible rating system. Join Caligula, K-Slick, Incitatus & others for hilarious and insightful reviews of the next game you're gonna want to play.
• A Conversation with Everyone: Caligula attempts the Sisyphean task of interviewing every person in existence, join him & our guest of the week for their fascinating and often arcane discussions.
• TRASHCAST: Irregular and disjointed tales of intrigue, adventure, and woe! Join our Dada hosts for some touching heart-to-hearts and knock-em-down-drag-em-outs!
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Archival Shows (we don't produce these anymore):
• It's Not Horror: Dada judges whether a movie is truly worthy if the mantle, "horror." These were really fun, hopefully we can do some specials in the future.
• Steaming Garbage: Our old video game review cast.
• The Unwatchables: The only movie review cast with a sensible rating system.
—
Introductory 3¶ of "Dada Manifesto 1918," Tristan Tzara
The magic of a word—Dada—which has brought journalists to the gates of a world unforeseen,
is of no importance to us.
To put out a manifesto you must want: ABC
to fulminate against 1, 2, 3
to fly into a rage and sharpen your wings to conquer and disseminate little abcs and big abcs, to sign, shout, swear, to organize prose into a form of absolute and irrefutable evidence, to prove your non plus ultra and maintain that novelty resembles life just as the latest-appearance of some whore proves the essence of God. His existence was previously proved by the accordion, the landscape, the wheedling word. To impose your ABC is a natural thing— hence deplorable. Everybody does it in the form of crystalbluffmadonna, monetary system, pharmaceutical product, or a bare leg advertising the ardent sterile spring. The love of novelty is the cross of sympathy, demonstrates a naive je m'enfoutisme, it is a transitory, positive sign without a cause.
But this need itself is obsolete. In documenting art on the basis of the supreme simplicity: novelty, we are human and true for the sake of amusement, impulsive, vibrant to crucify boredom. At the crossroads of the lights, alert, attentively awaiting the years, in the forest. I write a manifesto and I want nothing, yet 1 say certain things, and in principle I am against manifestoes, as I am also against principles (half-pints to measure the moral value of every phrase too too convenient; approximation was invented by the impressionists). I write this manifesto to show that people can perform contrary actions together while taking one fresh gulp of air; I am against action; for continuous contradiction, for affirmation too, I am neither for nor against and I do not explain because I hate common sense. […]