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- Steaming Garbage: ESO Blackwood
We talk about the most anime expansion to Elder Scrolls ever made, and that includes my CANON FANFIC.
We really dive into some weird Elder Scrolls lore, dunk on Oblivion, and talk about how Eveli Sharp-Arrow is my wife. She's the most pure. You can't change my mind.
This podcast is how we do it in Daggerfall.
25 min - Steaming Garbage: The Ascent
For a game called The Ascent they sure couldn't figure out elevators. I hear this was patched finally. Don't expect me to turn it on and check.
I'm pretty sure everyone who played this despicable game got duped into QA testing it for free. What a miserable experience.
41 min - Steaming Garbage: Samurai Warriors 5
We rolled creddies on BuBu and Mitsu: The Wonder Years four times in one playthrough. This game is bonkers and not always in a good way. MOMOCHI @__@ Shout out to Sproggiwood, for real. We also roast Kenny Omega. Deal with it, Kenneth. See me.
MOMOCHI @__@
Anyway, this game tied with Almighty: Kill Your Gods and we decided Almighty is a better game, so buy that instead. Here's a haiku...
The dream Momochi his dream Warriors
35 min - TrashCast: 002 The Spookening
Killer AI from the present and future, cryptids of dubious status, movies that kill you (or worse), more f-f-fungi, and maddening tangents! Supremely spooky stimulation shot straight to your dome, DaDa style.
1 hr 3 min - Steaming Garbage: Boyfriend Dungeon
This game rules, lol. It's a quality product at a fair price. Go pick it up.
34 min - The Unwatchables: Child's Play
We review a movie that only one of you asked for. You know who you are. We get distracted by a monkey. We aren't sorry to all the Andys, Carls, Joshs, or Spencers.
31 min - Steaming Garbage: Dark Deity
We have created a new genre, Emblem Like, because we are real and official games journalists. Send your jeers and review codes to our email. This game is no Subverse. It's not Vandal Hearts 2. Hell, it's no Kartia: Word of Fate.
I'm not gonna talk about Dark Deity here because I'm done talking about it. So instead I will include the minutes from our last team meeting.
Minutes for Steaming Garbage Call to Order A writing meeting of Steaming Garbage was held on 9/12 at secret bunker. It began at 7:30am and was presided over by Caligula Q. Strawman, with Incitatus as secretary. Attendees Voting members in attendance included Caligula, Incitatus, Bullet, Big Man, Dusty. Guests in attendance included ghosts and various phantasmagorical beings. Members not in attendance included the rest of the DaDa Chuds Officers' Reports Ascent Sucks was presented by Liggy and Incy. Ascent Really Sucks was presented by Liggy and Incy.
Adjournment Incitatus moved that the meeting be adjourned, and this was agreed upon at 9:30am.
31 min - The Unwatchables: New Mutants
We watched New Mutants. We didn't enjoy it. Look out for bears. And bad accents. ...and delays.
23 min - The Unwatchables: I Am Mother
We talk about the darkness of the near future and robot moms. Needless to say I am love with Mommy Bot.
26 min - The Unwatchables: Sonic The Hedgehog
Caligula and Grumpkins watched Sonic The Hedgehog. It is better than it has any right to be and also conjured emotions best left in dusty internet vaults.
25 min
About The DaDa Network
From the publisher's feed
Join hosts Caligula Q. Strawman, K-Slick, Incitatus, Miss Ellanea & others as we review games, watch movies, and talk of everything and nothing. Find all our different shows under The Dada Network header:
• +10 XP: The only video game review cast with a sensible rating system. Join Caligula, K-Slick, Incitatus & others for hilarious and insightful reviews of the next game you're gonna want to play.
• A Conversation with Everyone: Caligula attempts the Sisyphean task of interviewing every person in existence, join him & our guest of the week for their fascinating and often arcane discussions.
• TRASHCAST: Irregular and disjointed tales of intrigue, adventure, and woe! Join our Dada hosts for some touching heart-to-hearts and knock-em-down-drag-em-outs!
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Archival Shows (we don't produce these anymore):
• It's Not Horror: Dada judges whether a movie is truly worthy if the mantle, "horror." These were really fun, hopefully we can do some specials in the future.
• Steaming Garbage: Our old video game review cast.
• The Unwatchables: The only movie review cast with a sensible rating system.
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Introductory 3¶ of "Dada Manifesto 1918," Tristan Tzara
The magic of a word—Dada—which has brought journalists to the gates of a world unforeseen,
is of no importance to us.
To put out a manifesto you must want: ABC
to fulminate against 1, 2, 3
to fly into a rage and sharpen your wings to conquer and disseminate little abcs and big abcs, to sign, shout, swear, to organize prose into a form of absolute and irrefutable evidence, to prove your non plus ultra and maintain that novelty resembles life just as the latest-appearance of some whore proves the essence of God. His existence was previously proved by the accordion, the landscape, the wheedling word. To impose your ABC is a natural thing— hence deplorable. Everybody does it in the form of crystalbluffmadonna, monetary system, pharmaceutical product, or a bare leg advertising the ardent sterile spring. The love of novelty is the cross of sympathy, demonstrates a naive je m'enfoutisme, it is a transitory, positive sign without a cause.
But this need itself is obsolete. In documenting art on the basis of the supreme simplicity: novelty, we are human and true for the sake of amusement, impulsive, vibrant to crucify boredom. At the crossroads of the lights, alert, attentively awaiting the years, in the forest. I write a manifesto and I want nothing, yet 1 say certain things, and in principle I am against manifestoes, as I am also against principles (half-pints to measure the moral value of every phrase too too convenient; approximation was invented by the impressionists). I write this manifesto to show that people can perform contrary actions together while taking one fresh gulp of air; I am against action; for continuous contradiction, for affirmation too, I am neither for nor against and I do not explain because I hate common sense. […]