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- The Unwatchables: Rocketman
The hardest working movie review podcast is back at it again. We talk Rocketman. It's an Elton John joint.
26 min - The Unwatchables: Godzilla King of the Monsters
We saw Godziller fight some titans. It was certainly a thing. I'm sure somebody liked it.
Ghidorah owns, dude.
28 min - DaDa Bonus Mini: Purge Talk
We spent some time talking about The Purge franchise while setting up for Tales of Arise. It was dumb and goofy but I liked it. It was good.
Pretty sure Caligula just came up with an idea that will save the series, you get that one for free Big Hollywood.
#needsmoregrillo
5 min - The Unwatchables: The Hole in the Ground
We watched a horror movie about a hole in the ground. It was pretty dumb. Caligula makes a bunch of bad jokes, Grumpkins is tired of his shit.
IT'S A GOOD TIME
21 min - The Unwatchables: Lion King 2019
The hits keep coming for The Unwatchables team. We are getting brutalized by these bad movie reviews during these reuploads.
Lion King is anti Scar propaganda.
41 min - The Unwatchables: It 2
This movie was an unsexy clown crucible, unlike my Saturday nights. One day we'll watch a good horror movie. This is not the day.
30 min - The Unwatchables: Dark Phoenix
Welcome back to the Enchilada Cast. We talk about Dork Phoenix. The Singerverse ends on a dead note. A dark note.
This movie is brutal. Don't watch it.
30 min - The Unwatchables: Dune
We watched Dune. It was a film. A 5.8 out of 10 film. This is the correct opinion.
DESERT POWER
We called it Avatar with less fun. We said if you befriend minorities you can't be cancelled by Harkonnen. We said Duncan Idaho is a space cop/stripper. We said it had bad horror tropes of all the cool scenes being dreams.
DESERT POWER
We didn't say THE WAIT IS OVER, or IT'S FINALLY HERE, or IT'S AN UNREVIEWABLE MOVIE. We didn't call it "Dune, Where's My Spice?"
DESERT POWER
44 min - Steaming Garbage: Flynn Son of Crimson
Steaming Garbage delivers on the promise gaming journalism made once again! We can't keep getting away with it.
We dive into some Flynn: Son of Crimson, a Studio Thunderhorse joint that was released September 15th for PlayStation 4, Microsoft Windows, Nintendo Switch, Macintosh operating systems, and Xbox One. It's a happy little action, indie platformer. We really liked it.
Release DLC or a sequel. And ban Kravios.
27 min - TrashCast: 003 The Spookerening
We discuss our recent encounter chatting to a strange spirit (Vexel [he/him]) with our Ouija board, more cryptids– or perhaps, specters*, creepypastas and folklore, then we bitch and moan about the first half of our DaDa Month of Spookfilms (we'll cover the whole month in our next episode).
Keep an ear out for some indistinct EVPs from Vexel buried deep within our super spooky audio problems! OooOOooo.
*la Siguanaba
1 hr 7 min
About The DaDa Network
From the publisher's feed
Join hosts Caligula Q. Strawman, K-Slick, Incitatus, Miss Ellanea & others as we review games, watch movies, and talk of everything and nothing. Find all our different shows under The Dada Network header:
• +10 XP: The only video game review cast with a sensible rating system. Join Caligula, K-Slick, Incitatus & others for hilarious and insightful reviews of the next game you're gonna want to play.
• A Conversation with Everyone: Caligula attempts the Sisyphean task of interviewing every person in existence, join him & our guest of the week for their fascinating and often arcane discussions.
• TRASHCAST: Irregular and disjointed tales of intrigue, adventure, and woe! Join our Dada hosts for some touching heart-to-hearts and knock-em-down-drag-em-outs!
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Archival Shows (we don't produce these anymore):
• It's Not Horror: Dada judges whether a movie is truly worthy if the mantle, "horror." These were really fun, hopefully we can do some specials in the future.
• Steaming Garbage: Our old video game review cast.
• The Unwatchables: The only movie review cast with a sensible rating system.
—
Introductory 3¶ of "Dada Manifesto 1918," Tristan Tzara
The magic of a word—Dada—which has brought journalists to the gates of a world unforeseen,
is of no importance to us.
To put out a manifesto you must want: ABC
to fulminate against 1, 2, 3
to fly into a rage and sharpen your wings to conquer and disseminate little abcs and big abcs, to sign, shout, swear, to organize prose into a form of absolute and irrefutable evidence, to prove your non plus ultra and maintain that novelty resembles life just as the latest-appearance of some whore proves the essence of God. His existence was previously proved by the accordion, the landscape, the wheedling word. To impose your ABC is a natural thing— hence deplorable. Everybody does it in the form of crystalbluffmadonna, monetary system, pharmaceutical product, or a bare leg advertising the ardent sterile spring. The love of novelty is the cross of sympathy, demonstrates a naive je m'enfoutisme, it is a transitory, positive sign without a cause.
But this need itself is obsolete. In documenting art on the basis of the supreme simplicity: novelty, we are human and true for the sake of amusement, impulsive, vibrant to crucify boredom. At the crossroads of the lights, alert, attentively awaiting the years, in the forest. I write a manifesto and I want nothing, yet 1 say certain things, and in principle I am against manifestoes, as I am also against principles (half-pints to measure the moral value of every phrase too too convenient; approximation was invented by the impressionists). I write this manifesto to show that people can perform contrary actions together while taking one fresh gulp of air; I am against action; for continuous contradiction, for affirmation too, I am neither for nor against and I do not explain because I hate common sense. […]