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- Steaming Garbage: Necromunda Hired Gun
Necromunda: Hired Gun is a Warhammer 40k (and Necromunda) based first person shooter developed by Streum On Studio and published by Focus Home Interactive. It was released June 1st 2021 for PS4 and 5, Xbox One as well as Series X/S, and Mircosoft Windows. For this review we played the Steam version.
We scored Necromunda: Hired Gun a 2.5/10 and could not recommend this to anyone that isn't on a watch list or an ardent Warhammer 40k fan. Those are the same things. I should know, I'm on a watch list.
Also, after some fine Googling, I have learned that Kal Jericho is in fact an already existing character with graphic novels and minis. Nobody tell Incitatus, that's what he's getting for Christmas.
44 min - The Unwatchables: The King's ManWe watched The King's Man. It's prequel, I have certain feelings about those. Unless it's MGS3. Metal Gear Solid 3 owns, dude.
So does this movie. It has Rasputin...but so did World Heroes. Now I have confused myself. It's a comfy World War 1 watch. Check it out. Hit the episode afterwards and let us know HOW FRIGGIN' RIGHT WE ARE!
41 min - TrashCast: 004 Legend of Vomitbag
Caligula, Miss Ellanea, Alchemia, and Vi discuss the intricacies and implications of the James Webb telescope, Chinese rockets impacting the moon, curious quirks of the English language, books (both the making of and the enjoyment of), and some hilarious, if repugnant, horrorstories from Dada days past– including the eagerly unanticipated Legend of the Vomitpurse(!!)– and we get some news on the much awaited 2022 Dada Death Pool entries.
1 hr 6 min - The Unwatchables: UnchartedWe recorded this episode a while ago and now it's finally out! We watched Uncharted. It's an alright little joint. Kinda fun, kinda dumb, kinda long. Pop the episode and maybe check out the movie.42 min
- The Unwatchables: Halloween Kills
We watched this hateful, hateful movie. It's rough. We called Dark Silence better. Shout out to Dark Silence. They the real ones. Don't see this movie, it's not work your time.
Judy Greer is a babe, though.
39 min - The Unwatchables: Pig
For once our shows name is untrue, this is a highly watchable movie and I love it. It's got Nic Cage. It's got a pig. It rules. Really, go watch it. It's our third highest rated movie of all time.
I'm glad I got through this episode without having a Dunkirk argument. Y'all pray for me.
28 min - 7 min
- The Unwatchables: Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City
They really need to stop.
Also, if you're watching Gotham block me.
27 min - The Unwatchables: Texas Chainsaw Massacre
We watched the Netflix joint Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It was pretty dumb but it was short, like my ex. Unlike my ex, I enjoyed my time spent with this movie. Hit the episode to find out why.
Sarah Yarkin is in this movie. She's a total babe. Go check out her other movies, her tunes, etc. It's all under her name.
Also, this movie has throwing chainsaws and that makes me happy. 5e stats are as follows;
Throwing
Chainsaw
Uncommon 2d8 slashing 13 lb. Heavy, two-handed, thrownA large metal saw carried with two hands, that's good for sawing. A chainsaw runs for two hours on a full tank of ½ gallon of gasoline. A chainsaw that's not turned on only counts as an improvised greatclub.
30 min - The Unwatchables: Secrets of Dumbledore
This isn't one of those weird sex-pervert Harry Potter shows so if my lore is off blame Grumpkins, she's the Potterperson. We do have Ron on the trap beat, though. What other podcast can say that?
This space is reserved for talking about the movie but I don't want to because this movie sucks.
35 min
About The DaDa Network
From the publisher's feed
Join hosts Caligula Q. Strawman, K-Slick, Incitatus, Miss Ellanea & others as we review games, watch movies, and talk of everything and nothing. Find all our different shows under The Dada Network header:
• +10 XP: The only video game review cast with a sensible rating system. Join Caligula, K-Slick, Incitatus & others for hilarious and insightful reviews of the next game you're gonna want to play.
• A Conversation with Everyone: Caligula attempts the Sisyphean task of interviewing every person in existence, join him & our guest of the week for their fascinating and often arcane discussions.
• TRASHCAST: Irregular and disjointed tales of intrigue, adventure, and woe! Join our Dada hosts for some touching heart-to-hearts and knock-em-down-drag-em-outs!
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Archival Shows (we don't produce these anymore):
• It's Not Horror: Dada judges whether a movie is truly worthy if the mantle, "horror." These were really fun, hopefully we can do some specials in the future.
• Steaming Garbage: Our old video game review cast.
• The Unwatchables: The only movie review cast with a sensible rating system.
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Introductory 3¶ of "Dada Manifesto 1918," Tristan Tzara
The magic of a word—Dada—which has brought journalists to the gates of a world unforeseen,
is of no importance to us.
To put out a manifesto you must want: ABC
to fulminate against 1, 2, 3
to fly into a rage and sharpen your wings to conquer and disseminate little abcs and big abcs, to sign, shout, swear, to organize prose into a form of absolute and irrefutable evidence, to prove your non plus ultra and maintain that novelty resembles life just as the latest-appearance of some whore proves the essence of God. His existence was previously proved by the accordion, the landscape, the wheedling word. To impose your ABC is a natural thing— hence deplorable. Everybody does it in the form of crystalbluffmadonna, monetary system, pharmaceutical product, or a bare leg advertising the ardent sterile spring. The love of novelty is the cross of sympathy, demonstrates a naive je m'enfoutisme, it is a transitory, positive sign without a cause.
But this need itself is obsolete. In documenting art on the basis of the supreme simplicity: novelty, we are human and true for the sake of amusement, impulsive, vibrant to crucify boredom. At the crossroads of the lights, alert, attentively awaiting the years, in the forest. I write a manifesto and I want nothing, yet 1 say certain things, and in principle I am against manifestoes, as I am also against principles (half-pints to measure the moral value of every phrase too too convenient; approximation was invented by the impressionists). I write this manifesto to show that people can perform contrary actions together while taking one fresh gulp of air; I am against action; for continuous contradiction, for affirmation too, I am neither for nor against and I do not explain because I hate common sense. […]