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- The Unwatchables: Men In Black 4
We watched a movie that was made for no reason. Seriously, why did this get made?
29 min - Steaming Garbage: Stranger Things 3: The Show: The Game
We have discovered our lost episode deep in the vaults of the mind, we had to go through the rooms of ruin and ... well you get it.
Stranger Things 3 the game...it's not as good as the show.
21 min - The Unwatchables: Primal
Nicky Cage's sweatiest adventure in recent memory taught us the true meaning of plastic surgery and nightmare lighting. Also, teeth. And jaguar.
28 min - It's Not Horror: Cube
The only show about horror movies on the internet is back with thrice the amount of competitive bants. We talk about Cube, how it might be a Pi demake, or an Iron Man prequel, and various other movie based references. It's a good and weird time, weirder still is that Samantha enjoyed this movie. So I guess it's true what they say, kids these days. Smdh, lmoa.
29 min - Steaming Garbage: Almighty Kill Your Gods
Furries vs Cthulhu is just about the sexiest sentence I can think of... We play this fun little shooter, Monster Hunter, rpg thingy. It's way better than we thought it would be. It's a pretty good time so check it out. Hit the episode for the deets and bad jokes about strip clubs, hentai, and whatever else we talk about. There is no theme music this week as the OST for this game doesn't exist. You can't convince us it does.
Shout out to Rasputin, aka Struck TLF, for having leveling guides. Check out his stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/c/StruckTLF/featured
29 min - Steaming Garbage: Elder Scrolls Online
The Sweet and Sour Boys are back! We have been playing too much Elder Scrolls Online for our own good so we thought it would be a good idea to review it for a baseline so we can review the expansions as they come out. So here we are. Also, this comes with the grimdark promise that we will review MORROWIND by the end of the year.
Merry Christmas to us. That game rules.
39 min - The Unwatchables: Jiu-Jitsu
We continue the brutal slog of watching every possible Nic Cage movie with Jiu Jitsu. This movie suffers from many things and one of em is not enough Nic Cage. This also begins Caligula's bizarre fascination with Frank Grillo, so look forward to that. There's not much to say about this movie. It's weirder than it should be, dumber than you'd think, but it has Tony Jaa so that's pretty cool.
23 min - The Unwatchables: The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It
We watch the latest and arguably worst Conjuring feature. It's everything you like about movies that waste your time plus the charm of a waiting room at a hospital.
Yay.
Seriously though, don't watch this movie. It has almost zero redeeming qualities. It's time for this franchise to end.
27 min - The Unwatchables: Midsommar
We watched Midsommar, it's like Caligula went to a Personal Sex Fetish Amusement Park, and Grumpkins was well...grumpy. It's in the name. Don't listen to the born haters, this movie rules. It's great for date night. Watch it with that intimidating, witchy girl who works at the vegan restaurant, she'll love it. Thank me later.
32 min - It's Not Horror Episode 3: Krampus
The gang are back with the ONLY show on the internet that talks about horror movies, It's Not Horror! Competitive bantering has never been so good as it is here as our contestants yell about how dumb Krampus is. And it's dumb. But don't take it from me, the disembodied voice in your head, hit the episode to hear all about it.
There's Dormammu MvC3 jokes, sour dispositions, talk of time loops, time warps, TIME WRAPS, and snow globe romcoms...for some reason. Blame Samantha, we all do.
28 min
About The DaDa Network
From the publisher's feed
Join hosts Caligula Q. Strawman, K-Slick, Incitatus, Miss Ellanea & others as we review games, watch movies, and talk of everything and nothing. Find all our different shows under The Dada Network header:
• +10 XP: The only video game review cast with a sensible rating system. Join Caligula, K-Slick, Incitatus & others for hilarious and insightful reviews of the next game you're gonna want to play.
• A Conversation with Everyone: Caligula attempts the Sisyphean task of interviewing every person in existence, join him & our guest of the week for their fascinating and often arcane discussions.
• TRASHCAST: Irregular and disjointed tales of intrigue, adventure, and woe! Join our Dada hosts for some touching heart-to-hearts and knock-em-down-drag-em-outs!
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Archival Shows (we don't produce these anymore):
• It's Not Horror: Dada judges whether a movie is truly worthy if the mantle, "horror." These were really fun, hopefully we can do some specials in the future.
• Steaming Garbage: Our old video game review cast.
• The Unwatchables: The only movie review cast with a sensible rating system.
—
Introductory 3¶ of "Dada Manifesto 1918," Tristan Tzara
The magic of a word—Dada—which has brought journalists to the gates of a world unforeseen,
is of no importance to us.
To put out a manifesto you must want: ABC
to fulminate against 1, 2, 3
to fly into a rage and sharpen your wings to conquer and disseminate little abcs and big abcs, to sign, shout, swear, to organize prose into a form of absolute and irrefutable evidence, to prove your non plus ultra and maintain that novelty resembles life just as the latest-appearance of some whore proves the essence of God. His existence was previously proved by the accordion, the landscape, the wheedling word. To impose your ABC is a natural thing— hence deplorable. Everybody does it in the form of crystalbluffmadonna, monetary system, pharmaceutical product, or a bare leg advertising the ardent sterile spring. The love of novelty is the cross of sympathy, demonstrates a naive je m'enfoutisme, it is a transitory, positive sign without a cause.
But this need itself is obsolete. In documenting art on the basis of the supreme simplicity: novelty, we are human and true for the sake of amusement, impulsive, vibrant to crucify boredom. At the crossroads of the lights, alert, attentively awaiting the years, in the forest. I write a manifesto and I want nothing, yet 1 say certain things, and in principle I am against manifestoes, as I am also against principles (half-pints to measure the moral value of every phrase too too convenient; approximation was invented by the impressionists). I write this manifesto to show that people can perform contrary actions together while taking one fresh gulp of air; I am against action; for continuous contradiction, for affirmation too, I am neither for nor against and I do not explain because I hate common sense. […]