Oceania is offering 12 touch-the-tomato cruises in Asia and Canada!

Trudeau tells Canadians to stay home because he is mad at Trump!

Was the co-pilot on the plane that crashed in Toronto on a check ride?

The shore power in Juneau is powered by Hydro.  Not fossil fuel!

Join the Guru to celebrate New Years Eve on Oceania Sirena!

Why did Monterrey, California, ban cruise ships, or did they?

Block Em Dano!! The new UK ETA will reject anyone with a criminal record!

Will cruise lines in the U.S. ever pay corporate taxes?

Cruise line stocks tumble after Commerce Secretary comments!

Greece's tourism minister says bookings for Santorini continue! Really?

The USS United States has finally left Philly!

The Port of Seward is building a multi-million dollar cruise terminal!

Disgruntled ex-fiancee cancels her ex's cruise with the new wife!

New Zealand's new tourist slogan gets hammered by people with a brain!

Where are the most dangerous ports in the world?

Santorini will build an emergency dock for evacuations!

US Navy Admiral says China is practicing to invade Taiwan and they will!

The Gas Bag EU will budget a whopping 17 million for their Red Sea mission!

IHG buys a German self-service hotel chain called Ruby, but it doesn't look like a gem!

Mitsui Ocean Cruises selling to American guests is not a great idea!

Officials in Nice, France, are not making friends in the tourist industry!

The Real Yemeni Coast Guard seized weapons from Iran for the Holy Hemorrhoids!

Crystal wants their guests to feel well again!

Are the days numbered for low-budget airlines?

Are interactive bus tours using virtual reality a thing of the future? The Guru does not think so!

The Love Boat started the cruising craze! Doctor Odyssey is trying to end it!

Cruise ships with 1950 guests are not big ships now! They are medium size.

Will domestic sustainable aviation fuel ever be affordable for airlines?

Santorini is still shaking, and one expert thinks he knows why!

The Houthis are standing down, but cruise ships are still avoiding the Holy Hemorrhoids!

Holland America Grand Voyage guests are making blankets for children in need!! Good Job!

You can follow the passage of the USS United States to Florida online. Bored much?

Starting in 2026, MassPort Boston will charge cruise guests $3.00 per head to visit. The other parts are free!

According to a Seatrade report, cruise guests will want healthier foods in 2026. Why? 

A California Balloon company is now offering a chance to shake your balloon at 5200 feet. Unsafe sex!

The Hot Air Houthis continue to threaten military action!

American boss Isom meets with Trump to fix the FAA!

Marriott CFO says booking will not be off because of politics!

They might finally move the USS United States from Philly!

Santorini will probably not have a tourist season!

Holland America spends a few bucks on the Zaandam. A great idea!

Carnival guests have questions about the handling of their underwear! 

Spirit says no to Frontier Airlines again!

Royal Caribbean is on a roll. They are buying back 1 Billion in stock this year!

What did I tell you? Another major cruise line will homeport from San Diego!

A New Jersey wack job goes nuts on a flight home. Now he is in jail! Good!

Carnival is now year-round from Norfolk after getting tossed from Charleston!

Food is the number two reason people cruise! The Guru has been saying that for 600 podcasts!

Santorini still shaking but not damaged!

Washy Washy- Royal Caribbean has a crew member called Mr. Washy Washy to get guests to shut up and soap up!