The Dark Mark Show

After 10 years of outrageously hilarious shows The Dark Mark Show comes to an end with a bang as Mark and Nicole threw a holiday special like you've never seen before with contortionist/burlesque dancer/cosplayer Sin Twisted and Santa Claus.
Sin talked about how Andy Dick once tried to bum rush her while she was onstage inside an R2D2 shell, talked about her experience with swingers' clubs and how erotic a pool game can get. How having a steady partner does not inhibit her from having a wild sex life and she teased Santa with her beautiful feet which led Santa to give her a foot massage and have fun between her splayed toes. Sin also brought out her pet python Noodles and let Nicole and Santa pet him as she described the care that goes into a snake and how she was able to do a From Dusk Til Dawn inspired dance during the pandemic.
Santa may have had too much Fireball whisky, but he talked about how he has lost 70 lbs in the last year, how he is never invited to elf orgies, how wild his sex life may or may not have been before he met Mrs. Claus, how aroused he gets from the mothers who bring their children to see him at the mall and he had gifts for Sin and Nicole who sat on his lap (but not Mark, he must have been naughty this year)
This is the last Dark Mark Show ever it seems (a declaration Mark made in 2015 as well).
Sending a big thank you to everyone who ever watched and listened. Mark will be back in 2024 with something completely different. Stay tuned.
Go to sintwisted.com for all things Sin
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Mark and Nicole brought back 2 of their favorite guests Pro Dom, Life Coach and Sex and Relationship Guru Orpheus Black and comedian/actress Vanja Renee for a wild supersized show.

Orpheus described himself as a “big nerd” but has been helping men, women and couples get in touch with their kinky side for a long time now and talks about his current poly relationship with 4 women, finding kinky women at Home Depot, helping people get comfortable with their desires, the sexual stereotypes of being a black male,  and how to be authentic in every way is the key to getting what you want. He also analyzed Mark’s results of the Dom archetype quiz he took on Orpheus’ website.

Vanja talked about being intrigued by BDSM at an early age and actually tying herself up before any partner did it for her, she talked about how despite internet rumors to the contrary, Red Lobster is not the worst place you can take a woman on a date, her desire for eye contact and connection, as she avoided the gazes of Mark and Orpheus, posting thirst traps on social media, how many times women get hit on constantly, penis size, the importance of air freshener and so much more…

Oprheus brought so much luggage, you would think he was taking a flight. He brought out a sybian and you would not belive who rides it at the end of the show!

Go to orpheusblack.com to learn how to get in touch with your intimate desires and how to achieve them.

Get some Dark Mark Show gear Go to www.teepublic.com/user/dms1 for shirts, mugs, phone/laptop covers, masks and more!

Go to lulu.com and get Nicole’s poetry book “Slow Burn”

This show is sponsored by:

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Dakota the Bearded Lady returned to The Dark Mark Show (as did former cohost Hannah) to talk about her move to Las Vegas, some scary and dangerous stunts she and her fellow performers have pulled off lately, how she deals with jerks who think her beard is fake and to talk about how her mother lost her house in the hurricane and the upcoming benefit she is producing with Mark.

As a bonus, stay tuned for a classic DMS with Dakota and comedian Brandon Brocato from 2018.

Get some Dark Mark Show gear Go to www.teepublic.com/user/dms1 for shirts, mugs, phone/laptop covers, masks and more!

Go to lulu.com and get Nicole’s poetry book “Slow Burn”

This show is sponsored by:

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Writer/Director/Cinematographer Colin Bressler joined Mark and Nicole for a lively discussion which tickled the film nerd in Mark.

Colin has been a cinematographer for years and finally defines what that is and gives examples of good and bad cinematography. He has worked on projects as diverse as the PBS science series Nova as well as My 600 pound life and describes the disparate challenges of both. He has branched into the world of writing and directing and has created a niche in the psychological horror realm initially inspired by his wifes tales of La Llorona (he had a La Llorona film before it was cool) as well as the film No Promised Land which Mark watched on tubi and described as Killers of The Flower Moon but shorter and his upcoming film The Mummy Murders which intrigued all with it's inspired by True Crime premise.

Look out for The Mummy Murders in 2024

Get some Dark Mark Show gear Go to www.teepublic.com/user/dms1 for shirts, mugs, phone/laptop covers, masks and more!

Go to lulu.com and get Nicole’s poetry book “Slow Burn”

This show is sponsored by:

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Mark and Nicole welcomed Nancy Narayana and Krista Kira to the lighter side of the dark side. They both perform at parties and definitely brought the party to the studio as they talked cosplaying, DJing, tarot card reading, The Doo Dah parade, Sybil Dannings potty mouth and so much more!

Nancy also gave Mark a sexy belly dance for his birthday.

Get some Dark Mark Show gear Go to www.teepublic.com/user/dms1 for shirts, mugs, phone/laptop covers, masks and more!

Go to lulu.com and get Nicole’s poetry book “Slow Burn”

This show is sponsored by:

Eddie by Giddy
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Dark Mark had a birthday party with a guest list of some of his best friends:
Co-host Nicole Sixx, Former co-host Hannah Bakk, singer Jacqueline Van Bierk, and comedians Jamie Gendron and Mike Muratore

The party raged on for almost 2 hours with Mark getting increasingly drunk on absinthe. Luckily he did not drunkenly fall out of his chair until just after the taping stopped. A great time was had by all!

Get some Dark Mark Show gear Go to www.teepublic.com/user/dms1 for shirts, mugs, phone/laptop covers, masks and more!

Go to lulu.com and get Nicole’s poetry book “Slow Burn”

This show is sponsored by:

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Tasseographer and historian Rissa Miller returned to regale Mark and Nicole with tales about the hidden history of Halloween

Rissa talked about how the spooky season really started with the oft-mispronounced Samhain and how it was actually turnips at that time that were being carved and how children were given soul cakes instead of candy. She shared the story of "Stingy Jack" and how he outsmarted the devil, which prompted Mark to comment on all the stingy Jacks that he knows. She explains how trick or treating was invented as a way to stop children from rioting, explains how costumes became tradition, congratulates Nicole about her upcoming vegan anniversary and ponders if Mark is actually a werewolf and so much more...

You can book a tarot, smoke or tea leaf reading with Rissa at www.teaandsmoke.com

Get some Dark Mark Show gear Go to www.teepublic.com/user/dms1 for shirts, mugs, phone/laptop covers, masks and more!

Go to lulu.com and get Nicole’s poetry book “Slow Burn”

This show is sponsored by:

Eddie by Giddy
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Fangsmith, Club Empresario and Vampire Father Sebastiaan returned to The Dark Mark Show just in time for the Halloween Season

Sebastiaan recounted how he grew up in Red Bank, NJ and was exposed to the New York club scene through a fax machine at the Wild Pair shoe store he worked at as a teenager. He recounts how his high school girlfriend inspired him to make fangs which led him to make his own mother fangs and eventually dropping out of college to become one of the biggest fang smiths in the world, an author and historian on vampires and throw Vampire Balls all over the world, including Salem (where the witches are starting to accept vampires) the Moulin Rouge in Paris, and Berlin. He also recounts his first trip to New Orleans where he saw Anne Rica and Kirsten Dunst at the height of Interview with a Vampire mania as well as a trip to Pantera's lead singer Phil Anselmo's haunted house. Mark Nicole and Sebastiaan talk about their favorite vampire movies (you'll be surprised) and if Mark should wear his fangs to the upcoming Vampire salon even though he is not part of the Sabertooth Clan, the meaning of Cruxshadows, if vampires use different pronounts, the 5 different types of vampires and so much more for you to sink your teeth into.

To find out more about Father Sebastiaan and to inquire about getting fangs in 2024 (he has stopped taking orders for 2023) go to www.fathersebastiaan.com

Get some Dark Mark Show gear Go to www.teepublic.com/user/dms1 for shirts, mugs, phone/laptop covers, masks and more!
Go to lulu.com and get Nicole’s poetry book “Slow Burn”
This show is sponsored by:

Eddie by Giddy
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Using promo code DARKMARK20, you can save 20% on your Eddie purchase, and you and your partner will be chanting incantations of ecstasy together faster than you can say “REDRUM.”
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Child actor turned adult scream queen and stand up comedian Anastasia Washington joined Mark and Nicole to kick off the Halloween season with a bang.

Anastasia began her show business career at 3 years old inadvertently stealing the spotlight from Shamu at Sea World, this led her parents to get her an agent leading to roles in Die Hard 2 (where she proceeded to vomit on Bruce Willis) and both Addams Family and Addams Family Values where the late Raul Julia took her to lunch and calmed her down after a temper tantrum on set and where she was unable to concentrate on her studies while Christina Ricci was gushing from a prosthetic wound. She also was bullied by Frankie Muniz on the set of Malcolm in the Middle and denied cake at a school birthday party which turned out to be at a neo-Nazi's family home. She overcame all of that to become an accomplished stand up comedian, podcaster and regular at horror and pop culture conventions, at one of which she got a very unusual proposition from some Bronies. She also tells us about her celebrity crushes which include Tom Jones, Eddie Murphy and Steve Buscemi (!) but not Jeff Goldblum oddly enough...

Find out more about Anastasia at

www,anastasiawashington.com

Get some Dark Mark Show gear Go to www.teepublic.com/user/dms1 for shirts, mugs, phone/laptop covers, masks and more!
Go to lulu.com and get Nicole’s poetry book “Slow Burn”
This show is sponsored by:
Eddie by Giddy
FDA Class II medical device built to treat erectile dysfunction and performance unpredictability. Eddie is specifically engineered to promote firmer and longer-lasting erections by working with the body’s physiology.
Get rock hard erections the natural way again.
Using promo code DARKMARK20, you can save 20% on your Eddie purchase, and you and your partner will be chanting incantations of ecstasy together faster than you can say “REDRUM.”
Go to buyeddie.com/DarkMark for 20% off your purchase using code DARKMARK20 today.
Raze Energy Drinks
Go to https://bit.ly/2VMoqkk and put in the coupon code DMS for 15% off the best energy drinks. Zero calories. Zero carbs. Zero crash
Renagade CBD
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Tactical Soap
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Psychic/Medium/Akashi Reader Raven Willow joined Mark and Nicole for a wild show which included Raven picking up energy and giving Mark a reading.

Raven saw ghosts at an early age, including a scary night playing with a K-Mart Ouija board, she has always been in tune with things we can't comprehend and even went to India to study and get accredited as an Akashic Reader which entails access to libraries of past lives, other dimensions and even alien lives. She picked up all sorts of energy around Mark and tried to get to the root of his self-sabotage and possible Daddy issues. She describes how her dog was reincarnated and reunited with her, meeting Steven Seagal, what it means to be an empath and how overwhelming it can be at times, her love of metal and corpse paint, wishing every day was Samhain, how her spirit guides inform her life and how a new Age of Aquarius is almost here and is set to arrive in 2025 and so much more!

You can get a reading or to find out more about Raven by going to:

www.psychicempathravenwillow.com

Get some Dark Mark Show gear Go to www.teepublic.com/user/dms1 for shirts, mugs, phone/laptop covers, masks and more!
Go to lulu.com and get Nicole’s poetry book “Slow Burn”
This show is sponsored by:
Eddie by Giddy
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Get rock hard erections the natural way again.
Using promo code DARKMARK20, you can save 20% on your Eddie purchase, and you and your partner will be chanting incantations of ecstasy together faster than you can say “REDRUM.”
Go to buyeddie.com/DarkMark for 20% off your purchase using code DARKMARK20 today.
Raze Energy Drinks
Go to https://bit.ly/2VMoqkk and put in the coupon code DMS for 15% off the best energy drinks. Zero calories. Zero carbs. Zero crash
Renagade CBD
Go to renagadecbd.com for all of your CBD needs
Tactical Soap
Smell Great with Pheromone infused products and drive women wild with desire!
Go to https://grondyke-soap-company.myshopify.com/?rfsn=7187911.8cecdba