Welcome to the Dark Roast Pod where we give you introvert shopping tips! That aside, we also try to figure out how one manages to get hit in the head with a sleigh without dying when Laura tells us the messed up story of Martha Place. Kim discusses types of green magick and specifically kitchen witchcraft. 

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Happy November, Roastlings! In a surprise move, Kim tells the first story of the day because Laura is busy putting on her Grudge make up.  Our topics today are the Pendle Witches and Jesse Pomeroy. 

Today's episode is full of creepy bags, spirit guides, legal nonsense, and history!

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Are you glad we're back? We're glad. We missed you. Join us as we attempt to go big or go home during spirit week. Laura tells you about the legal hi-jinks involved in trying to get justice for the murder of Michelle Moore-Bosko, while Kim tells stories of the loup garou. Also, would you like to join our new band, Royal Wolf Hunters? 

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Happy weekend, roastlings! Join us as we ramble about fitness based on Harry Potter being the only fitness that motivates us, skinned knees, and the reason we are all here - dark stories! Laura tells us about the murder of Kalinka Bamberski and her father (André Bamberski) who never gave up on seeking justice for her. Kim tells the story of the Ursuline possessions. 

There is so much talk of fornication in this episode. In our long awaited 50th episode, Laura talks about King Henry VIII, and then Kim discusses the many exploits of Zeus. Who had more affairs? You'll have to listen to find out. We also try to get Laura to watch She-Ra and talk about how we want to die. 

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Happy Weekend, Roastlings! This week we give you some home safety tips, Peasant Bill makes a cameo, and we are throwing hella shade this week.

Laura tell us about this sordid career of John R. Brinkley. It involves a lot of goat testicles. Kim goes over the first hierarchy of Hell and we discuss our new sassy friend. 

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The time has come - it's autumn,

and though we started at the bottom,

we're still here, so lend an ear.

It's our one year! 

This week we reflect over the past year and the joy it has brought us before diving into the tragic case of Ruby McCollum, and then Kim presents Laura with a magical topic. Due to the fact that this is a super-sized episode, we will be taking next week off and coming back at you refreshed and extra darkly roasted in October. Or maybe we will quit podcasting to sell Instant Pots door-to-door. Whatever.

Shout outs: Canadian Kooks, Undercover Coven, People Keep Dying, Death Dames, Death and D*cks, Demiworld, Drinking and Screaming and all the other podcasts we've ever mentioned - we love you all. For real. 

Happy weekend roastlings! Spooky season is upon us! Today we talk about the murder of Marilyn Sheppard possibly by her husband Dr. Sam Sheppard.  In the second half of the episode, we travel to France to discuss the Aix-en-Provence possessions. There's a lot to unpack here, and you will likely be left with more questions than answers. 

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EVERYTHING LOOKS FINE. This week we talk about Elva Zona Heaster who, as a ghost, helped solve her own murder - depending on who you ask.

Next we delve into some magical words - where did "abracadabra" and "hocus pocus" come from before they became magician's words? Let's go on an adventure and find out. By the way, do you have an ear infection? We found a GREAT remedy for that. We also talk about Bill the peasant who is the reason that humanity has survived to the present day. 

Shout outs: Lez Represent !

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How is it already the end of August? I say this when, really, we have been counting down the days until we get to ingest Pumpkin Spice Lattes again