Alternative title: We Want To Crush You For HOURS.

Question of the week: If a mule gallops through a cornfield, do you hear it?

There's been a lot of crime happening in Laura's neighborhood, and our town, and the neighboring town. .... but we aren't talking about that. Much. This week Laura covers this still unsolved murder of a reverend and choir girl, better known as the Hall-Mills murder. Guys, this case is WILD. Kim dives into the mysterious world of fleshgaits and even finds a few first hand encounters for you all....

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We're covering international topics all day today!

Ever heard of Jack the Stripper? Well, you're about to learn all about the mysterious entity that murdered a lot of women and was never caught. NEVER.  After discussing the worst stripper ever, we talk about wholesome Mother Shipton, the only witch in Europe who was allowed to die in peace. Oh, and we may be burning down Kim's apartment because the whole damn thing is haunted.

Happy Saturday, Roastlings! Join us as we discuss Harold Jones (who you are NOT to look up, lest you face Laura's wrath) and then Kim tells us some weird conspiracies and facts about redheads (thanks for the inspiration Canadian Kooks!). We also briefly discuss flat earthers, the documentary Behind the Curve, and playing Clue while herding cats. You are in for a wild ride today, everyone. 

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Good morning/afternoon/evening to you lovely listeners,

Join us, as we therapeutically discuss Harry Potter this episode. Kim and I had this episode recorded from several weeks ago and, to be quite frank, we've just needed a small time to recover. We've been going through some thangs. That's right. Thangs, not things. 

Rest assured, we will be back to our typical dark sarcastic selves next episode.

That being said, thank you for the continued support! We see you, we appreciate you, and we love you! Feel free to send us any requests (Harry Potter and/or podcast related) and we'll talk back! Our email is [email protected]

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We had to re-record the first part of this. This week Laura gets everyone upset with the story of the Scottsboro Boys and Kim talks about psychic vampires.

Shout outs: Book of Lies and Canadian Kooks

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WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU! 

Happy Saturday, everyone!

This week, we discuss Enriqueta Marti who was, in short, a terrible human being and also discuss Golems, who protect others from terrible people. 

Shout outs: Death and Dicks

Also, a huge thank you to everyone who has recently started listening and especially to those of you who have stuck with us for a while. We genuinely love recording and it is the highlight of our week but we are always grateful to know that we're not just talking to ourselves out there

Happy weekend, friends! Prepare to get creeped out as Laura tells you the story of the Phantom Barber of Pascagoula. Hold on to your hair, guys. Kim then brings it all the way back to the 1800's when discussing one of the most haunted mansions in St. Paul, Minnesota. We also talk about the name "Chauncey". Prepare yourselves. 

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Are you too lazy to wear pants? If so, your'e in the right place. Brew some coffee and sit back for some extra messed up stories. Today, we discuss Father Hans Schmidt, the only priest to be executed for murder in the United States (spoiler alert), and how creepy Catholicism is. We were raised that way, we're allowed. After, we then learn about Chinnamasta, who has poor planning skills for when her aids get hungry while bathing. 

The promo at the beginning is from Book of Lies . Check it out to hear about ALL the lies people tell. 

Also check out our friends at Crime Culture, 3 Spooked Girls, and People Keep Dying.

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How many tricks can you do with a bottle? BTW - turn down your volume from 2:15-2:33. There is only so much editing magic we can pull. 

Join us as Laura tells us the terribly sad case of Susan Wiley/Genie. Kim attempts to lighten the mood (and creep you out) with stories and evidence of past lives.  

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Not about our kids, even though neither of us intended to become parents. SURPRISE! Join us as we discuss contraception, birth control when your family is Catholic and/or when your family is Asian, teaching your children to be open minded, letting them love who they want to love, etc. 

We also give you some unsolicited (but solid and down-to-earth) parenting advice in the weird, offbeat way that only we can. 

This is also when we realized that we never do an intro or outro, nor do we care about ears.