The Dark Roast Pod

Hello friends! Join us as we discuss the Taliesin tragedy and La Voisin. Lots of crime and a high body count this episode, guys. We also talk about movies we saw this weekend, where we ran into each other, Laura's scary eyes, and how we saunter away from people. 

Big shoutout to lalonicorpuz! Thanks for the request, girl!

Podcast shout outs this episode: Socially Awkward Sessions, The Woods Podcast, and Undercover Coven.

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Happy Saturday, Roastlings! We remembered to introduce ourselves again. Grab your favorite coffee, some chocolate and/or pizza rolls (because that's where we're at) and join us! Today we discuss our conversations with our siblings (Cadavers, body farms, whatever. Normal stuff.), the Massie Affair (seriously, America, what's wrong with you?), and how to *not* attract a lover. Seriously, don't do it. Even though a kilo of mashed potatoes sounds heavenly. Eat it. Don't do spellwork with it. 

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Happy Saturday! We're doing new things, we're putting our children in dancing gangs, and complaining about more problems that little bitch Adam caused. 

Join us on the journey of Starr Faithfull and her unsolved murder and then on the journey to find Laura's spirit animal. 

Shout outs: Canadian Kooks, Death Dames, Death and D*cks

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Good morning little roastlings! It wasn't even dawn when we started recording this! There's a rooster near a strip club; Joe wasn't happy about it. Brew a cuppa and join us a Laura discusses crimes against women and Kim talks about making deals with devil. Look. You know it's going to be a good episode when it starts with, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's get pissed off." 

Also, our stats have shown that we haven't had an Alabama listener in two months. I think this speaks volumes about us. 

#sorrynotsorry

Shout outs this ep, our forever BFFs: Canadian Kooks!

Peace Out, A-Town Down!

32 Episodes in and we *still* don't have our intro down. Join us as we discuss the many crimes of Sharon Kinne and the legend of Hecate. We also discuss polecats, married men cheating, boogie persons, and other random things. Brew your coffee and let's go! 

Hello, little roastlings. This week, we're talking about the extremely messed up Alexander family. Basically this all happened because a kid thought he was better than Jesus. There are things nailed to walls that shouldn't be nailed to walls. There's a "killing hour" instead of a family picnic. This will make your family look normal and if it doesn't... talk to us. We need your story. We also discuss some haunted(ish) real estate in Georgia. It's for sale, FYI. Anyone want to pool resources? We can all own some property together and make s'mores. 

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Join us as we get overly excited about coffee stickers and rocks, and as Laura makes the questionable life choice of keeping the recording going when she's not in the room.

We suggest pairing your favorite comforting coffee with Laura's topic, but then breaking out your fave wine for Kim's because, guys, you just don't even know what you're about to get in to. 

 Remember: Don't be ashamed of your genitals and don't let society tell you should be! 

Hello Roasters! Welcome to our longest episode yet. Brew your fave and join us as we divulge Laura's creepy secrets, discuss our failed attempts at life this week, questionable work decor, another marriage that ends in murder, and a witch that lives in a chicken hut. 

Check out our friends at Creaky Floorboards and Death Dames! 

Hello fellow coffee lovers. 

Today, we discuss our confusion with the debutante system, Kim's sore throat, a murdered heiress (For real, everyone, listen when the people that love you tell you someone is bad for you), and the Underworld's power couple. I'm tired just thinking about all of it to be honest - but that's what coffee is for! Brew up the good stuff and enjoy. 

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If the sounds of our screeching/laughing did not scare you off in the beginning of this, WELCOME TO EPISODE 27. We tried to be funny in the beginning, because sweet Baby Jesus, this episode is sad. 

Laura talks about Junko Furuta, while Kim talks about a couple cursed diamonds. Everyone dies. We also discuss "Fiddling Joe", adulting, Happy Planners, geeky adult novelty toys, and your spouse meaning more to you dead than divorced. 

If you're interested in the Toy Box Killer crime we mentioned, check out our friends at Death and D*cks! It's episode 15 of their podcast.