The Dark Roast Pod

Welcome back! We've missed you. Join us as we fake positivity because Laura tells Kim to be chipper and then tells her depressing news. We also discuss a couple of dumb criminals, vampires, wine, etc. It's a good time for everyone involved. Although maybe not as good of a time as that lady who was impregnated by her dead vampire husband had...

Laura also thinks that Kim may be a vampire, in addition to a changeling and/or witch. Kim has many kills. I mean skills.

Rate and review, people. Give us feedback. Tell us all your dark thoughts. 

"Normal people have no idea how beautiful the darkness is..."

You gon' die today....If you listen to Hazzard-ous medical advice. Or go to Pope Lick Creek to search for a monster on the railroad trestle. Seriously, DON'T DO IT. 

This week's episode is a cautionary one. We do not have a cursed object, by the way... really. We also talk about realism vs. positivity. Grit will get you places, people. 

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Happy New Year Everyone!

We hope you guys had a nice time ringing in 2019. We're not what you would call resolution setters ourselves (more like very broad goal reachers) but we're interested in knowing any of yours! Also know that we're here to support you and can send you words of encouragement via word art.

 Release the cats! It's Episode 15! 

Join us as we open presents, discuss #whitegirlbullshit, being salty... oh, and the reason why we are here - crime and folklore! We talk about Mona Fandey (not a nun, maybe a witch?) who married a man named Sweet Baby Jesus, and omen animals. 

Also, please email us with any story ideas, criticism, random thoughts...anything! Our email is [email protected].

Please rate and review! 

*To see the movie preview discussed in the episode, click here.

**The Etsy shop with the super cute mini-canvas is ArtsyArchaeologist .

Hey Guys!

Consider this your fair warning: we are not as lively in this episode. We're in a holiday funk - don't judge us! Next week though, we fully intend to be back to our obnoxious laughing, language butchering, lame-joking selves... Even if we have to get drunk to make it happen.

This week we decided to cover some topics that we really wanted to tackle but couldn't - largely because there wasn't enough of a story to span the length of our typical episodes. Despite sounding like Debbie-Downers, we still hope you guys enjoy.

May visions of coffee beans dance in your heads...

Laura gave Kim permission to write the episode blurb (Look! this is what she said, "**Have at it Kim. I'm tired. ;D"). Mwahahaha! Next step: world domination...

Join us as Laura talks about a local-ish crime and Kim discusses some forest myths and tells a couple werewolf stories. We also converse about charming a stranger - necessity or something to avoid at all costs?

 "I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now..." - Amy, Little Women

Hello lovely listeners,

We certainly hope you enjoy this episode just about as much as we loved recording it. We've clearly made a comeback from last week's less-enthusiastic episode. Today we discuss Dryden, NY and a series of tragedies that have left it with a "cursed" reputation - even 20 or so years later.

We also discuss Estonia and some ghostly spirits while sharing the many ways in which Laura can make her afterlife presence be known to Kim.

Visit, purchase, & support Soula by clicking here. As for our lovely James - just yell into the wind and, if you're lucky, maybe he'll appear... 

Stay caffeinated!

Coffee! A liquid hug for your brain! (unknown)

Hello lovely listeners,

This week: we sound dead inside. We are truly sorry for that and will make better attempts to be spritely during future recordings. Let us know if you prefer the sound of creepy children over this intro set up. We're testing the waters to find what feels right for us. 

In today's episode, we listen to Laura murder the French language and Kim enthusiastically say, "Wiki Wiki Wiki!". In all realness, our talking points are a NSFW series of unfortunate events - including but not limited to, poisoners failing at life, hiding your lover in the closet while you bed another, challenging the devil, and having Satan's baby.

Enjoy!

P.S. Reviews/feedback are always appreciated

Good morning/evening everyone!

We hope you all survived Thanksgiving and, more importantly, the day of consumerism that immediately follows! Today, we discuss why this holiday is filled with deceit, lies, and disappointment (much like how it is still celebrated in many homes today ;D). This episode also marks the return of the fairies and how throwing your kid in a pot with eggshells may save them one day.

Snuggle up with that cup of coffee and enjoy

Hello listeners,

Wherever you are, we hope you are warm and snuggled up with a nice hot cup of coffee (because it's unnaturally cold in Florida...). Listen while we discuss an poop eating woman of God and the origin of the founding member of the First Wives Club. Since this episode was recorded on the same day as Episode 8, there are still little people lingering about and no new updates about our lives or awkward encounters.

Sorry it's short, but we think it's definitely one of the funnier episodes!

Any suggestions for special episodes (like every 10th or maybe a monthly thing)? Give us your feedback! While you're at it, drop a review and a nice comment. 

"I gave up coffee. It's almost worse than giving up a lover." - Sandra Bullock