“Welcome to the Dark Roast! There’s hair in our pie, we’re breaking chairs, and we’re stripping.”

It's Boyer 2.0! Also, Laura tells a story of awkward encounters in Winn-Dixie. God gave her a FREE Starbucks drink. Look. We were trying to give some light-heartedness during what was a very intense and trying episode. 

**Apologies for the background noise. Little creepers around...

Hello friends,

Bless your toilets and join us as we chew and sip on coffee-related things. This week is a little special - it's one of two episodes that will cover the interesting and eerie life of Tina Resch/Christina Boyer. In this episode, we delve into a time in her life known as the Columbus Poltergeist case. We also discuss a little haunted-like maze experience and dreams about being like Matilda.

Also, as I'm sure you heard at the beginning, check out Screen of the Crime. These ladies make a fun, unique podcast - you will be entertained.

"To me, the smell of fresh made coffee is one of the greatest inventions." - Hugh Jackman. 

 

*Laura asked Kim to say something encouraging and a Hugh Jackman quote is all Kim has for you.

Happy Saturday, fellow coffee lovers!

Join us as we discuss Lawrence Horn and the fabulous Marie Laveau. Also mentioned are our failed (or successful) attempts at adulting, man dates, and why you shouldn't hire a spiritual adviser as a hit man. 

Also, do you like our new theme song and outro? It's creepy children because Martha keeps adopting them. 

Enjoy & remember: May You Be Stronger Than The Coffee You Drink

Happy Saturday everyone!

This week, we discuss Anthony Porter, Alstory Simon, and the disappointment that is the Kikimora over Death Wish coffee. We also discuss how to sing like a Disney princess in order to attract chickens to your home. Enjoy.

Remember - stay single. Stay alive.

All right, all right. We know. Episodes 2 and 3 were really short - but so was our time and patience. We are back to normal now!

Today, we discuss Caryl/Carol Chessman and The Wild Hunt. You will also learn why we're upset with Eleanor Roosevelt, why the Fairy Kingdom is not as magicial as it sounds, and how a bitter wife becomes the scapegoat for soldiers killing their king. 

Drink up those coffees and enjoy!

Our hearts are not icy because we are Chenoos - just because we are unapproachable. Join us as we learn to pronounce "Kunz", discuss family matters, a girl's favorite president, cannabalism, and Wendigo fever. When we are talking about cannabalism, please ignore the child singing in the background. It's not a ghost. It's Kim's spawn. 

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Hold on to your booty! This week, we discuss Hawley Crippen, sirens, and our empowering person of the week: Grace O'Malley aka Ireland's Pirate Queen. 

Ignore the loud children in the background - we're working mothers damn it!

Welcome to the Dark Roast. In this episode we discuss a foursome of murderous sisters, witches, and aggregate devices. 

 

UPDATE: At the end of the episode, we briefly mention Lisa Lister in reference to people speaking positively about witches. It has been brought to our attention that this is, in fact, false because of her beliefs/prejudices regarding many things. Please be aware that we do not agree with her negative, harmful sentiments. This is brought up in a later episode.