On today's episode I complain about a few things. Unusual for me, I know, but when I have to deal with phone companies, sick children and the general public, it tends to bring the worst out in me.

We have new hardware and new software so this time the podcast doesn't sound like I'm in a snake pit. I rant about the checkout girl who told me her dad died, the way Australian people speak and my adult male hayfever, but I do it clearly.

I rsnt about a lot of things, including people who keep stuff, the damage that course ball hairs do to undrewear and my new found adult male hayfever. 

This episode I talk about smells, loud people, my job on a farm and I answer some of your questions even though I only got 8 hours sleep last night. I'm tougher than a marine with a neck tattoo.

I went to the beach today and it was awful. My eye hurts and I think I've reached the half way point in my life. I recall some of the people I went to school with, including a kid with no nerves in his arms, a kid with no arms and legs and a kid who's probably dead now. 

I recall the time I tried to shave my balls, the time I took DMT and, more recently, the time my dog ate the dump my son did in the kitchen.

I went to a terrible waterpark, confronted a woman about her ugly child and I took the time to answer some of your questions because I'm a very good person.

I did a podcast today because I didn't die yesterday. I saw a really good car crash this morning, I met Christiano Ronaldo's cousin maybe and I answer some more of your questions.