Today I talk about a bird I let die, a teacher who was a massive twat and my desire to be an art thief.

Today's podcast is brilliant. I talk about some really important issues including why travelling is a good way of not working for a year and we get the final instalment of how I shat myself as an adult.

Today I was upset by a small girl at the park, I've had chronic diarrhea and I ramble on about religion, travel and bees.

In this episode I answer some of your questions, even the really stupid ones. I talk a little bit about why I sound the way I do, why I live where I live and why I've soiled myself so many times as an adult.