{Meghan Trainor voice} If, I was you, I'd wanna get MeToo'd ♫

 

These really IS bloody shoes! In an episode full of satanic panic, human blood, and the uniquely breathable Calvin Klein One boxer briefs, we open our third eye (not that one, sicko!) to take a closer look at Lil Nasferatu Prince of Darkness's spicy new video for "Montero" and deduce who winds up with egg on their face: God, the devil, or US! I hope they serve queers in hell!

 

But that's not all: we also review the totally Raetarded "Obsessed," from TikTok's most polarizing set of breasts Addison Rae. Then, buss open the moral and ethical pussy of TikTok choreography: who "owns" it baby? We also discuss Ariana Grande's choice to strap on the dunce cap and take a seat on The Voice panel-- was this her destiny all along? (Yes.)

 

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