The Devil's Lightning

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My mind is a gold mine
My clock set to go time
Hyperboles over these beats
I got dope rhymes

I try to be prolific
A gift to the gifted
Words so absurd 
Your world gets flipded

I live that nerd life
Balance that work life
Droppin shit from on high while I fly
Cause I’m bird-like

Play by my own rules
But live by a code
Writing software. Writing rhymes
Every line so bold

Execution like a textbook
Mouth like a check book
Verses hard as cash
Unexpected like a left hook

Word to the word play
Nerd is my surname
Respect to the glasses
Yes sir, I got nerd game

Rhythm like an algorithm
Code so clean
Hack into the system
The world is my machine
Rockin this shit like the matrix, son!

Break through the fakeness 
Evan T is The One 

Soundscape by CRITICAL BASS THEORY 

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I’m a hard act follow 
A hard pill to swallow 
Like the red one from the matrix 
I’m so real it’s hard to take this 
Back in effect with my brother Mike Z 
Got no respect for the powers that be 

Climb to the top of every single playlist
Not gonna stop til I’m known as the greatest
Recognize the game and the voice behind it
I’m the people choice. Evan T redefined it

Fearless, cuz stereotypes don’t faze me
An Asian and a Jew makin Hip Hop so tasty
Yes I have a tiger mom. Yes my blood is tiger balm
I’m a class act and class is in session
So grab a notepad cuz here’s a free lesson

Brooklyn to the Bay from the East to the West
Always on point cuz we strive to impress
Rock the microphone when we put it to the test
So you better use protection cuz you’re fuckin with the best

Sampling by Ox Dx 

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In a Very Special Bonus Episode...

Welcome back
Got a brand new track
It’s your boy Evan T
Better get up and clap

I’m a middle aged man
Retirement plan
Got me workin like a jerk
Cause life’s a pimp hand

Got that savoir faire
Salt and pepper hair
Kickin dope rhymes
In my favorite chair

Yo the future looks bright
When I walk into the light
Reaper got me creepin
Like a panther in the night

Now my bucket list
Is a fuck it list
Fist full of pills
Cause my symptoms persist

I got pain in my lumbar six
Mind always playin tricks
Shed skin from psoriasis
Wake up in the night to piss
Time can eat a bag full of dicks

Makin hay while the sun shines
Gray fifty shades but aged like fine wine
I’ll be keepin it real
Until the last line

Beats by CRITICAL BASS THEORY 

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