Will and Rusty figure out why humans have two eyes instead of one, hear an extremely strange am I the a**hole story involving formaldehyde, and, of course, talk pirates. They also question the logic of paying for soup and whether or not they’re landlubbers. Finally, they wrap it all up with one of their favorite segments, sayings that don’t exist, and draft their top Greek myths.

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(00:00) Intro

(03:24) Teach Me Something

(12:37) Pirate Talk

(18:23) PSA to Those Feeling Anxious…

(24:30) Making Liam Pee his Pants

(28:47) Hairy Guys

(34:01) Soup

(38:35) Willy Pretzels

(42:34) I Don’t Buy Anything I Like

(57:15) Roadmap

(58:05) Two Truths and a Lie

(01:01:35) Pitch Submissions

(01:07:23) Pitches

(01:18:19) AITA

(01:27:33) This Guy Rocks

(01:32:09) Sayings that Don’t Exist

(01:35:00) Greek Myths that Don’t Exist

(01:42:05) Whose Personality are you Stealing?

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