Slangquiz: should “thicc” be a word used to describe french fries? Sordello and Virgil are from Mantua, and the Empire and the Church are tearing apart Italy. But more importantly, is the letter “O” that shape because your mouth looks like an “O” when you say “O?” “Listeners,” we love you.

Evaporation, condensation, precipitation: catching up with Guido's son and other murder victims.

The late repentant are kind of boring, but Belacqua lazes around under a boulder like the lazy purgatorial baller that he is. Dante continues to be obsessed with geography.

Does Alex Honnold have a shadow? You tell me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyya23MPoAI 

The second canto tends to confuse us (cf: Inferno Canto 2, when we couldn't figure out who was talking). That's true here too! Good we're consistent. Don't rock this boat!!

WE'RE BACK! Here with Virg and Pilg in PURG! 

Disclaimer: neither of us knows what prime numbers are. 

It's the deepest circle of Hell, and it turns out that Lucifer isn't really in charge. Or is he? ...Time to go to The Upside-Down. 

That's right: Specialty sports headwear made from human tears! Also, Princess Elsa's hypothetical trip to Caïna, Elaine's Mushu fanfic, and the biggest dis in the Inferno—so far. 

Before curb-stomping, there was head-chomping: an icy lake, "orifice vibes," Dante's Moleskine notebook, nom nom—ciabatta! Listeners, this one is a wild ride. 

Giants, folks! Also: the whales were Gaea's bath bombs; Lucy's FaceID doesn't work; Elaine's professor has Insights; we hypothesize that Antaeus would give a lot of shit to flight attendants, but actually, turns out he is kind of nice.