The not so prodigal son returns as Chris is finally back for some more abuse. A listener wants some inside dope on the Adam Carolla Project and we tease our upcoming youtube special. Colin has a wall on the verge of collapse and they discuss how they loony rigged it back into place. We answer some questions about clogged showers and efflorescence and hear some listeners berating Chris for his slack. Ray once again talks about peeing in the tub and then discusses how he turns his lady friends in to guys.

Now that Chris’ face is appearing on milk cartons across the nation Ray and Colin soldier on, beginning with some Valentines day greetings and poorly considered philosophy talk. Ray discusses his lack of prowess in the weed department but says he will arm wrestle Joe Rogan for a million bucks, (we know Joe is a regular listener, let’s see if he picks up the gauntlet). We answer some listener questions about building with rammed earth and remodeling priorities and then yell at each other for a while.

With Chris on the lam again Ray and Colin welcome their new/old friend, the very unique Mr. Rick Rosner. We trade stories of one handed wrestling, stolen pants, and playing touch the back, to nauseating effect. Colin tries to rein in the madness but is par for the course in his failure. We get into some Jeopardy and answer a couple listener questions. One of the weirder shows but hey, that's what you came for, right?

1 year Anniversary Show! We roll in hard as Ray drops the Hammer… on his foot. Chris forgot to join us but we bang a good one out without his sorry ass. Ray talks about wanting a robot to change light bulbs and cruising to Compton for 4 floor tiles. Colin gets all science and explores the future, which in this case is self healing concrete. We do a totally half-assed Oscar review and then help a reddit fellow out with a flooded garage floor. Finally, we share our love of nervous pacing.

Ray in back in the saddle again and talks about his eyeball malfunction, life coaches, and being afraid of the darkness. We discuss the fine points of sump pumps, rich people being trapped in their garages, and drinking paint. We have another food discussion and Colin promotes the Behemoth burger from Grill ‘Em All, which of course leads to yet another scatalogical diversion. Finally we consider methods of removing carpet glue.

Ray is lost in a fever dream so Colin and Chris hold down the blanket fort. We answer a bevy of listener questions including ones about 1950s bathroom re-tile, painting wood floors, a warped door and some shower pressure issues. In between we shuck and jive about Ray’s continued storage issues, Chris’ love of buckets, losing tape measures and the endless confusitron that is attempting to be a parent.

Chris celebrates 7 years in the clean club with a rousing compendium of top shelf yarns, starting with further details of his automotive woes and ending with a couple of car jackings. Colin rants about the Flat Earther Cruise, Ray tells more sewage stories that ever needed to be told, and coins his soon to be infamous new catchphrase “Trifecta? Tri-Fuck That”. We also answer a couple construction questions. Give it a listen, it’s pretty much awesome.

Chris calls in from a 7-11 parking lot because his car got jacked up. A listener wants to know what happened to Donny from Adam Carolla’s show. Colin has a tip about dealing with a washer that won’t drain and a listener complains about his shower curtain attacking him. Ray is cleaning out his storage bin still and ponders the age old question about whether one needs 50 files. We talk bathroom floor repair, slab cracks and why rock lobsters suck. We end with some new years political predictions.

Best show ever? Probably not. Anyways, Ray talks golfing with his brothers in a tranq haze. Chris and Ray talk some bug hate and termite problems. We get onto the spectrum with a bit of Rain Man, and Chris laments about how his family conspires to sabotage his headspace. Talk ensues about Chris doing a demo job and we entertain options for what to do with an old fireplace. Some roof safety disaster talk follows, ending with talk of their old boss who wore Bugs Bunny slippers and had a caged monkey.

The aggro show. Colin lays down the gauntlet but Ray is too high to find it. Ray talks about his silver Christmas tree and grouses about his orphaned storage container. We discuss watching Gilligan’s Island at the bus station and the majesty of Rhode Island and then segue into some film talk. Ray bought Chris’s kids a bunch of Christmas presents including a black Barbie in a McDonalds outfit. We help a fan out with thoughts on how to construct a hidden door.