Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!RIP Royal Inn Hotel, street drummers, General Noriega's playlist, the 'no men allowed' salon, and somehow the American Taliban is free. No one understands why people line up for Chick-fil-A.The fastest growing cities in the US.Who calls a radio station to request Alice's Restaurant... even on Thanksgiving?No one seems to notice that the 'American Taliban' is out and walking free.Drew is closer to Blac Chyna than he even knows.We call the salon that posted the "no men allowed" sign.A eulogy for General Noriega... and the bad playlist that made him give up.If street drummers are so great why don't they have a full kit?1 star reviews of strip clubs.The worst hotel in the area was the Royal Inn Hotel.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) today!John Cusack is mad at others for something he did, rock promoter Fran Belkin calls in, Chris Ilitch responds, we call Larry Nassar fraudsters, Kellen Winslow II on trial, Tony Robbins' nude move, and Drew fell down.DLR appreciation day as Marc and Trudi are doing show prep while binge watching DLR videos.Drew had a Larry Fortensky moment as he took a spill at Starbucks when his foot got stuck under a table. Luckily a random woman was there to break his fall.We give a quick call to try to unfreeze listener Jim's social security number but it turns out that everything is OK. Fran Belkin the author of Rock This Town! calls the studio to talk about the Cleveland rock scene & the World Series of Rock.Radio Buzzboard has devolved into a drop fest that caused our hater to Oregon.Two former MSU basketball players were among the seven people busted for making fraudulent claims to get paid from the Nassar Healing Fund.We make an attempt to get ahold of Porter who attempted to draw from the Nassar Healing Fund, but end up running into a confused woman & some hot head who wants us to know we have the wrong number.The Detroit News did a deep dive on the Ilitch organization's promises, but much like Mike Clark, they appear to over commit themselves. Chris Ilitch wouldn't participate in the Detroit News story, but read a statement to the Free Press instead. The investigation into Ralph Northam's racist yearbooks photos has concluded & the results show that the origin of the photo cannot be determined. It also reveals that the best thing to do is to wait out a crisis.This week's Boner line has a lot of long stories that were quite well told. If you have a story that includes our favorite part (an ending), be sure to text or call the Boner line at (209)-66-BONER.Christopher Cleary is a 27-year-old incel that stalks women, threatens case workers & threatens to become the next mass shooter, but still manages to get off on probation somehow.Kellen Winslow Jr. is trying real hard to use all his football money & Dad's fame to buy his freedom.Mario Batali is facing criminal charges in a case of sexual abuse that allegedly occurred in March of 2017.Tony Robbins gave a less than inspirational denial statement against the four new allegations of sexual misconduct being raised against him.The live version of The Jeffersons was better than All In The Family, but both were solid overall. Marlon Wayans is charging people to plug his upcoming projects on Cameo.Richard Ashcroft is going to get to cash in on the royalties for Bittersweet Symphony for the first time in years.John Cusack hates America & the coverage of the story has caused him to go on a bit of a Twitter tirade.If you're not planning on evacuating the upcoming flood in Tulsa help the recovery efforts by writing your name on your body in permanent marker.John Travolta is thanking Pitbull for giving him the idea to shave his balding head.

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Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) today!Tim Meadows calls in, a great RV police chase, we call a school with a 'racist' yearbook, more Buzzboard attacks, Natalie Portman v. Moby, the Q-Line's progress report, and Drew's amazed at NXIVM's oral orgies.Drew didn't take Maggs or Layla to Bark at the Park yesterday because it's a long walk from the parking lot to the field. Marc suffers from short term memory loss as he forgot Lil Bill passed away.Coach Drake is so involved during Raptors games that he's giving the actual coach shoulder rubs.Drew almost became friends with Bruce Hornsby one time until 'Uncle Bob' got in the way.The Q-Line got a progress report & it hasn't exactly been doing awesome.Tim Meadows calls the studio to talk about his upcoming gig May 25th at the Blind Pig in Ann Arbor.The parents of girls get screwed having to fork over the cash for prom dresses and weddings. Too bad dowries aren't still a thing... unless you're on 90 Day Fiancé.Tim Meadows wrote one of the most underrated SNL sketches ever: Soap Opera Digest.A bunch of kids playing the circle game/flashing a white power symbol got the yearbook pulled for everybody. We call the racist school to sort things out & help Drew feel

Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!Aretha Franklin's will was found in a couch, an Alabama Harris Poll, Eli stops by, our new friend Courtney tells us about her Ed Cooley tattoo, Maz delegates and Drew's a glutton for Buzzboard punishment.Maz rescheduled the show today for something important... kind of. (Post show update: he didn't go)Tom delegates Drew to introduce Vinnie Dombrowski & The Orbitsuns a whole 4 hours before they were set to perform. Sponge also recently played in the Stern Show studios.Abortion is a tough topic & the new heartbeat law is dividing not only the countries, but also the Harris' in our Alabama abortion themed Harris Poll.While doing some spring cleaning somebody found one of Aretha Franklin's 3 wills under a couch cushion. SIST: nice handwriting.Aaron Carter is finally copping to Michael Jackson copping a feel at least once. The Cameo family is growing at an exponential rate, unfortunately almost none of them are people we know.YouTube millionaire Jake Paul tried to right the world's wrongs by taking on 'internet bully' Cody Ko. Drew's 7/11 got robbed & it has him concerned about that state of his store. Maz on the other hand was worried about the hot dogs. The Detroit News stopped by to take follow up pictures for Neal Rubin's story on the Red Shovel Network & Drew took it as an opportunity to take some glamour shots with Maggs & Layla.Even though he's been 'phoning' it in since the early 2000's, Drew decided to ruin his day by reading some Radio BuzzBoard.Eli Zaret from No Filter Sports enters the studio just in time to get some of the BuzzBoard love, attest to Maz's stellar work ethic & talk some sports on a non-sports podcast. Ezekiel Elliott seemed to have no issue getting in some girls face before being arrested for knocking a security guard on his ass.Maz appreciates another Maz-centric Boner line. Don't forget to call (209)-66-BONER to leave Maz some love. Since Drew is 'buying his time on WLLZ', he has some thoughts about what segments he'd like to hear on the show.The handwritten will found under the Queen of Soul's sofa cushion officially supersedes the previous 2 wills because the first two were NO GOOD.Between model Jena Sims & pro golfer Brooks Koepka, Maz finds Brooks to be more attractive. Maz also loved ESPN's The Body Issue, particularly when an elderly golfer was in the magazine.Square headed Johnny Depp waited 3 years after the Amber Heard incident to claim that she cut his finger off when a broken vodka bottle she threw gave him an ouchie. Jada Pinkett Smith confessed to quite the extensive porn habit rather than couching it under the guise of 'show prep'. Jessica Alba explained her strategy to stave off unwanted male attention in her twenties was to starve off the pounds & make herself thinner.The rose is more important than the sash in one of the most shocking episodes of the Bachelorette yet. Courtney from Florida is such a big Ed Cooley fan that she has his handwriting in a green blob on her body for some reason. We give her a call to find out about the coach. SIST: She's our new best friend.This Week in Soft Rock to include: 58' Jerry Lee Lewis started his British tour with his 13-year-old wife by his side, 76' Wings had a 5 week run at #1 with Silly Love Songs, 89' Public Enemy fired Professor Griff for an antisemitic remark, 05' Dave Matthews Band was #1 with Stand Up, 17' a suicide bomber attacked an Ariana Grande concert. Maz-sequiturs: Eric Ebron 'dropped' his Twitter, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire was cancelled, the Buffalo Bills have released OJ's number 32.

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Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) today!Robert F. Smith (& wife) pay off some student loans, we call on the Cher Suite in NY, Mother's Day dine-n-dash, Artie Lange arrested again, America v. World on 90 Day Fiancé, Tim Apple Cook apologizes to Gen Z, and Drew is elated Game of Thrones is done. Comerica Park allegedly had a 30 minute line to get out of the heavily congested smoking section. Game of Thrones is finally over & Trudi manages to show some restraint, mentioning no spoilers. Who's the dope that left that bottle there?The Fugitive was the most watched finale behind M*A*S*H & Cheers.American Idol also had a finale last night and no one knew.60 Minutes did an expose on how Russians laundered $230 billion through one bank.Anderson Cooper spent time with the first bitcoin millionaire who clearly wasn't ready to be rich.Drew would have so much more money if he could just remember to cancel a few memberships or at least look at his credit card statement once in a while. Breaking News: Artie Lange got arrested again... this time for a probation violation involving drugs.Colin Jost got engaged to Scarlett Johansson despite the fact that she farts. Drew doesn't give the relationship much of a chance though since she couldn't stay married to the dreamy Ryan Reynolds.Austin Eubanks who survived the Columbine shooting back in 1999 died of an opioid overdose.Robert F. Smith did what Michael Scott could not & managed to pay off the student loans of the Morehouse class of 2019.Kim Kardashian proud mother to new baby Psalm West, is condensing 4 years of undergrad & 3 years of law school into an apprenticeship & the BAR exam.CEO Tim Apple is encouraging Gen Z to "challenge the success of other generations". Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham got naked again to show off her much needed Brazilian butt lift after James Dean totaled the thing.Lenny Dykstra is giving podcasting another shot with his latest Nails Off The Rails video podcast.The New Jersey turnpike losing an extension lane has proven to be quite the blow to some residents, but we have no way to know for sure unless we can talk to David Trumpp about it.The Sofitel hotel is celebrating capitalizing on Cher & the new Cher Show Broadway show by offering a Cher themed suite. We give the hotel a call to find out if what's included in the room.Hu Gepeniss became the unlikely beneficiary of a $1.5M lump sum, so we give a call to Malaysia to find out how to collect.Ford laid off 7,000 white collar workers saving an estimated $600M per year.Georgia's governor is defending the heartbeat bill against a bunch of c-list celebrities who are threatening to boycott if the bill becomes law.10 women in Warren walked out on a $500 Mother's Day dinner bill at Sagano Japanese Steak House.After binge watching 90 Day Fiancé this weekend, Drew is starting to recognize that there is a lot of xenophobia & some unhealthy power dynamics. Nicki Clyne the green card wife of Allison Mack has been spotted hanging around NXIVM's old stomping grounds, causing some to speculate the cult is alive & well.The hologram of Whitney Houston is going on tour that will coincide with the release of a new album from the beyond.Michael Avenatti's girlfriend broke her silence about the alleged assault she experienced from the lawyer.

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BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today.Alex Rodriguez on turd base, the jockey-less horse is the real Preakness winner, Arnold Schwarzenegger drop kicked, Tony Robbins is #MeToo'd, Bob Page joins us & doesn't know and we debate Michelangelo's David.The Maker of Lists, BuzzFeed, published the longest article on self-help guru/ cult leader Tony Robbins alleging him of abuse and sexual misconduct. Abortion talk. Fun.The Game of Thrones has ended. If you're having a tough time, counseling ins available.The Killer of Dogs, David Eason, is such a manly man he took his gun to court for a child custody hearing.The A of Rods, Alex Rodriguez, got photographed sitting on 'turd base' and isn't very happy about it. Our A-Rod Turd Base Correspondent, No Filter Sport's Bob Page, is live on assignment in Manhattan with very little detail.The Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, was blindsided while in South Africa. Drew prefers The Rock over Arnie in a Presidential run. Not only because Arnold is ineligible.The President of the United States, Donald Trump, is amazed that Elizabeth 'Pocahontas' Warren is still running. He thought her 'beer commercial' ended her.The Ohio State University has completed their turn on the Big Ten molestation investigation wheel.The Remover of Pants, Righteous Rick, is trying to badger our show friends to hang and do 'bits'.True crime update: 20/20 replayed a Chris Watts piece sans Trent Bolte, while 48 Hours told the captivation story of Rachel Deltondo's death.(209)66-Boner leads to a debate regarding Dances with Wolves.Drew and NBC Today Show host Willie Geist are THE SAME as they share musical interests and both love David Letterman.The 'Old Man Show', CBS Sunday Morning, led Drew to an obsessive deep dive on the statue of David... and his tiny dong. While Marc speculates that David 'got lucky'.ML's Soul of Detroit's story on Fox 2 featured some good stories from Bob Berg...and Drew's basement is on TV!!!It sure sounds like Juwan Howard's going to be Michigan basketball's next head coach.A jockey-less horse 'won' the Preakness and proved Maz wrong, while Marc spent less time watching a 1st round knockout. The new documentary, What's My Name: Muhammad Ali is great. What if twitter existed during his run?Make sure you vet your pet sitters... especially if you're going to watch your hidden home security cameras.Nothing says 'Happy 5th Birthday' like a Rolex watch.As requested, the time Mike Clark burns his balls.

Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!Elton John moved to tears, the Apple service line, Gen X Gon' Give It to Ya, Alma the piano prodigy, the safest UPS driver ever, and Drew's one hit wonder clickbait.Elton John & the guy that's playing him in Rocketman are quite the pair.Hu Gepeniss' Apple service has been compromised so we give Apple a call to ask their opinion on Elton John's tear jerking duet at the Cannes film festival. Miguel Cabrera won't stand up against JV, but he might be catching a bit of a break on his Florida deal.In BranDon's day, kids that wore helmets were pussies. These days everything is helmets because of Marc's generation.Drew couldn't get enough of The Who & Jimmy Fallon jamming on classroom instruments so we find a version of Metallica playing Enter Sandman with Fallon & The Roots.Alma the mini piano prodigy would rather be the next Alma rather than the next Mozart.We give a call to the safest UPS driver in the game & find out if he knows about the IPDE method.Drew got sucked into some clickbait about dead one hit wonders, which leads us to some of Wesley Willis' most educational hits.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) today!The Econo Lodge in Battle Creek loves the police, a talk with Michael Jackson's doctor Neil Ratner, The Who hates pot, Safaree's pro-fur rally, Neal Rubin stops by, Kelly Ripa v. The Bachelorette and Drew's turning on David Letterman. Drew went to the Tigers game with Steven Gabbara of Szott Ford last night, Marc went to the game today with Hall Financial & now Trudi wants to know when she can weasel some tickets for Dr. Roche. Pat Robertson doesn't like Alabama's new abortion law because even he thinks it's a bit extreme... to win at the Supreme Court.David Eason got kicked out of his supervised visit with his daughter, but at least he trimmed his bushy beard.Emily Ratajkowski was nude today... again.Trump 103.3 is coming to Connecticut and 3 Florida stations are playing Donald Trump speeches every hour on the hour until Trump is reelected. Beto O'Rourke live streamed his haircut & relaunched his campaign. Drew's surprised he hasn't had more success seeing as Beto is a big Beatles fan. Neal Rubin from the Detroit News is in studio taking pictures & observing the happenings at Red Shovel Studios.Jimmy Fallon, The Who & The Roots got together for a carpool karaoke-esque mashup with kiddy instruments. Roger Daltrey was a major buzzkill about the crowd smoking some weed because it gives him a stuffy nose.The Black Keys have a new song complete with music video, but Drew isn't digging the pre-song skit.ABC is backing Kelly Ripa who is trashing the network's Bachelor franchise for setting women back.The Rock Doc Neil Ratner calls the studio to plug his book Rock Doc & tell some tales from his eccentric career as doctor to the stars.Blanket & Prince Jackson have a YouTube series that would totally exist even if Michael Jackson wasn't their dad. The Colorado shooter managed to make dye his hair a deeper shade of fuchsia while in prison.Safaree spent some time protesting in one of the world's first pro-fur rallies & made some strange, but interesting points.Bill Cosby, the unsighted man, is trying out some new material on everybody in prison.Kanye West, Ellen DeGeneres & Melinda Gates sans Bill are amongst the list of guests on season 2 of My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman on Netflix.Maz will not watch TMZ without Drew & he will never get over Charles having to sit while Harvey towers over him.The GoFundMe for the woman who provided the Fyre Fest with food & got scammed as a result, ended up being a scam.The Battle Creek Econo Lodge is a magnet for police activity as well as some stellar 1 star reviews. We attempt to give it a call but end up in some sort of crazy loop.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) today!A new biopic on John DeLorean, abortion in the news, sexy serial murders that aren't Ted Bundy, Robert Kraft gets off again, Prosecutor Eric Smith's nice house, parallel parking is fun, and 1997 Howard Stern on the Drew & Mike Show.Zuves has a secret & it's not that Trudi's TV doesn't work. Chernobyl on HBO is really good despite the Melrosian phone calls.Joe Biden is polling higher than the other democratic candidates for the 2020 election.The Alabama abortion law is a huge story that Drew doesn't want to talk about & Trudi thinks could be avoided by offering 'destination abortions'.Alyssa Milano might get her sex strike after all as #SextStrike is trending on Twitter.Kareem Hunt is "sorry" & Kansas City Chiefs fans are sorry he's gone.New Kansas City Chief Frank Clark managed to play down his involvement in the domestic violence case that got him dismissed from the University of Michigan.Britney Spear's manager Larry Rudolph got a bit dramatic when he claimed that Britney may never perform again.New Orleans ended up with first pick in the 2019 NBA Draft Lottery making all NBA fans laugh. Trudi couldn't finish watching the Zac Efron Bundy flick because Bundy month already ended. This prompts us to run some serial killers by her for the purpose of establishing seeds in her upcoming serial killer bracket.Alec Baldwin took a break from berating paparazzi with homophobic slurs to star as John DeLorean in the upcoming biopic Framing John DeLorean.Steve Thomas from the Humane Society sent BranDon his condolences about the loss of Little Bill, as well as a care package to completely restock the green room.Rob Wolchek stopped by Red Shovel Studios during the ML Soul of Detroit podcast to promote the upcoming charity basketball game between Fox 2 & Local 4.While Rob was in studio, Drew managed to get an update on Survivor loser Mike Skupin who got out of prison & changed his name.Turns out it's not just podcast charts that can be gamed, but so too can the New York Times best sellers list.With Howard Stern Comes Again out now, we take a listen back to the time Howard beat up on a bunch of Stern clones called Drew & Mike.A proposal is being voted on to eliminate the parallel parking portion of the driving test. This prompts Drew to brag about his parallel parking skills...OOooooOOooo!!Macomb County prosecutor Eric Smith has a beautiful house (that might have been paid for via civil forfeiture) as shown on footage taken from the State Police raid of his home.Gregory McQueen killed his wife, gave a half assed apology & ended up with only 27 years. Time once again for the Star Chamber.The women involved with Robert Kraft & the Orchids of Asia won't testify against him & the video won't be released, so Kraft is going to get off again.Blac Chyna allegedly threatened to knife her hairstylist after she had the nerve to ask Chyna to pay up.The law still does not apply to Olivia Jade who was seen partying at Bootsy Bellows.

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Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!Terry Bradshaw is sorry, The Bachelorette divides the studio, Tom reviews a Chrissy Metz movie no one cares about, RIP Dorf, a woman on death row for being hot, and we check Maz's twitter responses.The USC rowing coach who accepted bribes to get Olivia Jade into college has pled guilty & is looking at 33 months in prison.We attempt to get in some early plugs, but Maz manages to drown us out with his own plugs. Bachelorette Hannah exposed herself as a major beast after ripping apart a dude who had a girlfriend he just dumped.Maz's favorite part of Now You See Him Catch Me If You Can is the scene from Pulp Fiction with the pocket watch.Thoughts & prayers seemed to work for Jussie Smollett, but it couldn't save Empire.Maz shares a summary of the Chrissy Metz movie Breakthrough, that he actually saw in the theater.Pornstars they're just like us: Ron Jeremy was involved in a fender bender in his Saturn Ion.20/20 did a gripping piece on Darlie Routier who was convicted of stabbing her two kids to death. Drew and Brandon are murderer lovers.Former American Airlines pilot Christian Martin was pulled off his plane simply because he's accused of triple murder.Has anyone seen accused murder and low energy 911 caller Peter Chadwick? A 44-year-old woman who stole a cops taser ended up getting shot 5 times.The Chicago Cubs kicking out the 'racist' fan was a diversion from all the bad news about their owner.Maz pitches some merchandising ideas to the head of the Red Shovel Network that all involve his image.MotorCity Comic Con is this weekend & after our interview with Margot Kidder last year nobody wants to come on the show.Jenelle Evans is losing all of her kids after David Eason shot the family dog. Fortunately, they're eligible to adopt a new dog to fill the void.Tim Conway died at the age of 85 taking Dorf down with him.Marc-sequitur: 21 years ago today Seinfeld aired the series finale.When Maz tweets, it's for himself not for the likes.Terry Bradshaw apologized for a comment about Dr. Ken from The Hangover, but not for not knowing Alan Thicke is dead.Maz shares a hot take on the John Beilein story. Today in soft rock to include: 57' Elvis had to be taken to a hospital after inhaling a cap from his teeth, 71' John Lennon had 2 short films he directed aired at the Cannes film festival, 74' Bill Wyman released his first solo album, 74' Frank Zappa announced the birth of one of his many crazily named kids, 95' Scott Weiland was arrested for possession, 98' Sonny & Cher received a star on the Hollywood walk of fame, 82' Stevie Wonder & Paul McCartney go #1 with Ebony & Ivory.Maz Sequiturs: Happy belated birthday to Dennis Rodman, Frank Sinatra died 20 years ago today & the Preakness is tomorrow.