Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) today!A weekend death square hits home, John Beilein bolts Michigan, only one GoT left, the Albert Pujols ball catcher is mad, #Free Britney and the worst singing of the National Anthem ever leads to death threats.After multiple surgeries, Little Bill unfortunately passed away this Sunday prompting Drew to get a bit emotional.Rashida Jones' mom Peggy Lipton died at age 72 after battling cancer.Doris Day passing away at age 97 prompts Trudi to do a Doris Day information dump.Former Detroit Lions Coach Gunther Cunningham is rounding out the Doris Day, Peggy Lipton death triangle at age 72. He leaves behind a great moment from Hard Knocks even if it's bad quality. John Beilein left Michigan to take his talents to the Cleveland Cavaliers.Tough Guy: The Bob Probert Story was the second thing today that bummed Drew out big time.Alyssa Milano managed to piss off everybody except people with promise rings when she called for all women to join her in a sex strike until they get 'bodily autonomy back'.YouTube gamer ProJared is going to go join Jared from Subway in prison after soliciting sexually explicit pictures from minors on Tumblr & Snapchat.Felicity Huffman is pleading guilty & getting away with a few months, while Aunt Becky is fighting the charges & ready to go down with the ship.Britney Spears has joined the #FreeBritney parade & is now claiming that she was put in rehab against her will. Kate Gosselin has a new TLC series with another catchy title, Kate Plus Date.Between Cry Me A River & Popozão, Marc would defend JT to the death.When a National Anthem singer for a minor league baseball game called in sick, Chuck Hayworth stepped up to the mic & gave one of the worst renditions of the anthem ever, complete with all sorts of awkward crowd participation.Mike's brother Jeremy Hunt has his name mispronounced quite often, yet nobody seems to be getting fired for it.The Ilitch Organization is receiving a $74M bonus for building their own HQ & adding 2 parking garages that mostly benefit the Ilitch Organization.Ely Hydes the fan who caught Pujol's 2,000th RBI wrote a scathing response to the Detroit Tigers gripe that he kept Albert's ball.Happy birthday to Dennis Rodman who denies stealing yoga pants & a giant amethyst crystal from a yoga studio, despite surveillance footage showing otherwise.A high school in Ohio has eliminated the honor of valedictorian because it's too much pressure.Jenelle Evans has had two of her kids removed from her home after David Eason shot the family dog & bragged about it on social media.Michael Eaves pulled a Trudi & dropped a bunch of spoilers about last night's episode of Game of Thrones.

BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today.Happy Mother's Day, Alyssa Milano wants a sex strike, no one wants a Nissan Versa Note, Lil Bill update, Maz loves Barbra Streisand & hates Adam Sandler, Bill O'Reilly is a creep, Britney & Kevin: Chaotic and Drew has cell phone troubles.Hope everyone had a great Mother's Day. We're back all new tomorrow. Meanwhile, the Drew and Mike Store is open.The Free Press had an interesting story on the cars that Detroiters want to get rid of the most. Something called the Nissan Versa Note won! Alyssa Milano wants women to stop having sex to prove a point and it seemingly backfired. Maz fights a losing battle defending his love of Barbra Streisand. The documentary Gringo introduced us to the weird sexual fetish of John McAfee.Drew has been through his share of cell phone troubles.Bill O'Reilly was fired from Fox about 2 years ago forcing us to relive some of his creepiest moments. How was Britney and Kevin: Chaotic ever on television?Maz hates Adam Sandler even though his knowledge of his movies is incredibly low.

Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!A talk with Lou Ferrigno, Drew is certain someone moved Mother's Day up this year, sex in the Ivy League, 'bombastic', Miss America Q&A, Sanjaya's mom, why we know Jason DeRulo.The security guard at the STEM school in Colorado who responded to the active shooter situation may have accidentally shot a cop & student, although he did manage to apprehend one of the losers.David Hogg has an entourage of security guards.Some nerds in college use excel spreadsheets & an algorithm to match other nerds for sex in what is known as the 'senior scramble'.The Drew & Mike Store is open & everything must go!!! Use promo code DREWBLOWS for 20% off your order.Drew issues an apology to Dee & all the other people he's described as bombastic over the years after he reads the definition of the word.Miss America question & answer segments are always dumb.We call Sanjaya's Mom to wish her a happy Mothers Day on his behalf since he forgot.Jason DeRulo likes to go poo and hates to fly commercial Lou Ferrigno calls the studio to promote his gig at the Motorcity Comic Con.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) today!A Chicago Cubs fan is suspended, Rick Springfield pops up for a surprise interview, Kurt Cobain's hung, R Kelly still can't read, Dennis Rodman still can't talk, more info on the STEM school shooting and Drew opens mail.Drew opens some listener mail that includes a pair of Cubs shorts, Rock This Town! a book about backstage happenings in Cleveland & a romance novel addressed to Tom Mazawey. Rick Springfield unexpectedly calls the studio to promote his upcoming gig at the MotorCity Sound Board May 23rd. Rick also talks about getting hideous for True Detective & being Australian.Cleveland was just crazy for Rush & David Bowie back in the day when WMMS had a lot of rock & roll cachet.Adria Petty has released an authentic Tom Petty joint from the archives complete with pictures & videos from his career.45-year-old Tyra Banks replaced Kate Upton as the cover model for the SI Swimsuit edition & she looks great.Courtney Love says that Brad Pitt can't play Kurt Cobain in an upcoming biopic because Kurt was hung & everyone knows Brad is a pin.Kofi Asare takes issue with people alleging he's homeless, but he's totally ok with pictures of him sucking on Courtney Love's boob. We give Kofi a call since Marc has 3 numbers for him that he's 100% will work.R. Kelly's excuse for ignoring a recent lawsuit was that he's illiterate & didn't know what the piece of paper was trying to tell him.The students involved in the most recent school shooting in Colorado walked out of a vigil for Kendrick Castillo that turned out to be a political stunt for a couple congressmen.From international peace broker to stealing clothes, Dennis Rodman has been accused of a clothing heist from a yoga joint. Also, his podcast BLOWS!Marc causes Drew to abandon podcast as he decides to watch the last series of penalty kicks rather than cueing up a clip from Outside The Lines on the Cubs fan that flashed an 'ok sign' behind a black announcer.Some 64-year-old bagel has broken his silence about shining a green laser in Tom Brady's eyes during a game.Seth Meyers had Meghan McCain on his show to excoriate her about her comments on Omar Ilhan.Drew & Mike Podcast Store...SPRING CLEANING SALE!!!! EVERYTHING MUST GO!

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!Howard Stern's new book, Donald Trump's tax returns, JFK's crumbs, Melinda Gates' audio book, a 'racist' Cubs fan, Janelle Evans fired & hired, Lil Bill isn't doing too well and Zuves takes an angry Uber on strike day.The Drew and Mike Store is having a clearance sale to make space for new stuff!Bill had a 2nd surgery today. #ThoughtAndPrayersIt was so cool when Kevin Costner helped those black women that worked for NASA.Listening to movies while chauffeuring kids around seems to be a shared experience.Bobby Kennedy got the best crumbs from his brother.Jenelle Evans was BLOWN OUT from Teen Mom on MTV, but she and her dog killing husband landed on the WE network for Marriage Bootcamp.Drew found his lost pair of very expensive sunglasses in the spot where the spare tire would've been in his car had he not had to change it a few weeks ago. If you see him out & about, it's still not too late to congratulate him on this amazing feat of adulthood.Al Roker thinks he's cool in his new glasses.Kim Kardashian took some time off from studying law to attend the skank-off that was the Met Gala.Just like R. Kelly, MTV won't give dog killing David Eason a chance to break his silence simply because he threatened the production.Trudi attempts to spoil the HBO mini-series Chernobyl. Marc might be racist because he can't tell the white people apart on the show.Was the failing New York times piece on President Trump's taxes a case of things being rigged or just good reporting?Medical shrooms & electric shock therapy are tools people are using to reprogram their brain in an attempt to break free from depression. Peloton Brad is just a regular guy with a bike, not news.A Cubs fan that was playing the circle game with all of America is sparking fake outrage after Twitter declared the upside down 'ok sign' is racist.The Dearborn city employee that made a crappy comment on the SI burkini model has been officially BLOWN OUT.A TV anchor from Baltimore has been let go after viewers felt a question she asked was racist and sexist.The latest outrage in GoT land is that Jon Snow is being mean to his direwolf Ghost.The UBER drivers who were attempting to protest at the airport didn't have a permit & were asked to go loiter elsewhere.Load Steven Craig Mason was stalking thousands of women in the US, but Royal Oak police are the ones that caught this creep.A police chase in West Bloomfield ended at a roundabout with tragic results.The second man in the Roseville bowling alley attack is sentenced after a ludicrous explanation from his attorney. Melinda Gates strikes fear into multiple powerful men as Barack Obama and Warren Buffett claim they love her book.Zuves is back from his 2 block Uber ride with very little to report other than the driver was mad she had to leave her couch.Prison has been good to Clara Harris who did donuts over the body of her cheating husband in her S class Benz.Howard Stern's new book Howard Stern Comes Again is a more evolved & less narcissistic read than his previous two books.The CBS Evening News anchor position has become such a throw away gig that we only just now learned who Jeff Glor is.Dr. Jill Biden is catching flack for suggesting that it's time to move on from Anita Hill.

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Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!The Met Gala is dumb, Tiger Woods' new medal, Katy Perry is cooked, another school shooting, Tom's still mad at the Kentucky Derby, Uber drivers are 'striking' and Maz tells a looooong story about Michael Imperioli. My Bookie was an excellent sponsor for the show, but Barstool & David Portnoy got in a Twitter feud and they've disappeared.A haircut & left shark was all it took to cook Katy Perry.Norah O'Donnell announcing herself as host of CBS Evening News feels equivalent to announcing she has a new podcast.Tiger Woods was awarded the congressional medal of freedom, because he remembers the good times and not the bad.Kim Foxx is Mark Fuhrman 2019 for the R. Kelly case.The Larry Nassar documentary At the Heart of Gold: Inside the USA Gymnastics Scandal, is even more disturbing than Leaving Neverland. It seems kind of strange that a bunch of influencers signed NDAs & didn't want to film or stream their attendance at the $300K Jake Paul party.Marc fights through a barrage of drops in an attempt to explain the amazing UEFA Semifinal today. Some listeners have theorized that Little Bill losing 70% of his intestines could leave him with Brett Favre syndrome.The Kentucky Derby winner Country House (aka Tim) will not be racing at the Preakness due to a cough

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!Our royal family expert Mr. Methane checks in, Chili's reviews DJ Jon Gosselin's appearance, Russia's plane crash had the worst passenger, a Jeff Bezos sighting, Sanjaya's dad on Justin Guarini and Game of Thrones dabbles in product placement.Starbucks managed to snag a couple plugs in the most recent episode of GoT since everybody seems to have checked out for the final season.Little Bill took a dump last night! #thoughts&prayers.Meghan Markle had her baby & it's a boy, which means Marc won his bet. The baby however is 7th from the throne, but 1st on the list of babies nobody cares about.Dmitry Khlebushkin grabbed his bag & then stood at the emergency exit of a plane that was on fire demanding a refund for the inconvenient crash while 41 people died behind him.After listening to the 911 call from David Eason shooting Jenelle Evans dog, Drew wants to create 911reference.com to catalogue 911 calls for your listening pleasure.What ever happened to Justin Guarini? Turns out he's doing Dr. Pepper commercials & not homeless, but we give Sanjaya's dad a call to confirm.Billy Joel flying in on a helicopter is starting to really bug his neighbors.Wendy Williams' ex-husband/manager is seeking spousal support so he can afford to pay for his new baby with some other chick. Melinda Gates is starting to secure interviews sans old deadweight Bill who is busy running a very lucrative company. Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez made a public appearance at Emily's Pizza. We give the swanky pizza place a call to get more details on the story. MacKenzie Bezos tweeted about how nice she was to give Jeff his stocks back after the couples conscious uncoupling.In keeping with our comprehensive coverage of all things Jon Gosselin, we give Chili's a follow up call to see if it was poppin'. When he's not DJ'ing, Jon does shoutouts on Cameo.Jenelle Evan's ex-boyfriend Nathan Griffith pulled a 'don't you know who I am?' when he made a 911 call to snitch on dog killer David Eason.After Gayle King is done getting everyone kicked off CBS This Morning, she should try to secure Oprah as a cohost. Where's Stedman been lately?Millennials may have finally moved out, but don't appear to be paying for much of anything.Between Derek Jeter & John Mayer, Jeets has the better team photo winning 58% of the vote in our very scientific poll.After what can only be described as a gross oversight, we manage to call Mr. Methane just before he turns in for the night to get his take on the royal baby & see if he's watching Game of Thrones.Cops are investigating a house party thrown by Jake Paul after multiple girls were reportedly drugged during the celebration.Justin Bieber is bad at math.The new Bill Wyman documentary covers his marriage to a 13-year-old that nobody seemed to care about at the time. Seattle Times writer Mike Rosenberg is being shamed out of his job after he made a creepy attempt to slide into some chicks DM's at 2am.Tulsa, Oklahoma is so desperate for people to populate it that it's bribing potential residents with $10K to relocate.If you're hit with ransomware, be sure to negotiate the payment down.

BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today.Maggs & Bill continue to drain bank accounts, Kentucky Derby controversy, Mayor Duggan's divorce, Miguel Cabrera's being a baby, David Eason is a dope, HBO's Larry Nassar documentary premiered and BranDon's favorite hotel burns down.After a less than thrilled Ken Holland sat through Steve Yzerman's Red Wing introductory press conference, he decided to get a new job.The Kentucky Derby disqualified the winning horse & some humans lost their minds. The horses we just happy everyone was off their backs. President Trump decided 'political correctness' caused the DQ.America's Best Value Inn in Petoskey, site of BranDon's worst hotel stay, burned down this weekend. We call to see if we can still book a room. Amazingly, it wasn't even considered the worst hotel in Petoskey.Starbucks amenities are so nice some people seem to be moving into the coffee shop.Maggs had to make an emergency room visit after bleeding like OJ... all to get his nails trimmed. Not to be outdone, Lil Bill, had to make a more serious trip to the hospital. Thought and Prayers go out to Bill.Dope David Eason & Jenelle Evans are being investigated after he murdered their dog. Meanwhile, advertisers are dropping out of Teen Mom as a response.Austin Jones is a YouTuber and a pedophile. He just got sentenced to prison despite his unconvincing apology video from 3 years ago.At the Heart of Gold: Inside the USA Gymnastics Scandal premiered on HBO this weekend. Larry Nassar's defense attorney seems to have a high standard for what constitutes 'a lot'.New Cameo Alert: Sir Mix-a-Lot, Richard Karn, Troy Aikman, Jessy Taylor. We also check on Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tommy Lee and Ben Higgins. John Meyer has a strong team photo, but is it as good as Derek Jeter's?Snoop Dogg is taking on Facebook & Instagram for banning Louis Farrakhan. Alex Jones has delivered his fix for the internet to President Trump.A new Triple Threat Trio has been formed: Michael Cohen meets up with Billy McFarland & The Situation.Diana Ross has another airport situation and a government agency has to respond.Whoever is running the Detroit Free Press twitter account is doing a great job.Mayor Mike Duggan is getting a divorce. Bob Carmack suspends all video boards and plane banners.I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson is great and everyone should be watching.A new 'Boner Line' (209-66-boner) montage with a long & well told diarrhea story.Miguel Cabrera is whining about his lack of power. He's blaming everyone else.Here's another story about a jerk: Boston 'comedian' Lil Shayne.

Mike Clark, Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are on today!On this 'best of': Sylvester Stallone's parking space fight, DJ Jon Gosselin's Cinco De Mayo gig, the Tom Tayback Sponsorship show, BranDon is immune to novocaine and happy anniversary to us.Good thing Mesa isn't competing with Chili's this Cinco De Mayo, because they brought in the big guns... Dj Jon Gosselin. We call to talk to the Chili's manager in Pennsylvania, but he's a bit defensive on Jon's behalf.Sylvester Stallone is livid over losing a parking space to some chick...WTF?A dude on the east side beat off two carjackers who were trying to steal his 2010 Toyota Camry.The Duo on KAZM radio show with Tom and Mike Tayback is the best father/son radio show around.After the show got a few sponsors, some aaaasshole accused us of turning into the Tom Tayback show.BranDon had a particularly rough time at the dentist because he's unfortunately immune to novocaine. Today is the podcast's 3rd birthday: We take a look back at part 1 of the very first podcast with Mike Clark!

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!Congressman Chicken isn't funny, Teen Mom dog killer, Scientology's ship is stopped, Robert Kraft likes butt play, Gary Graff checks in, racist promposals are a thing, reviewing the Billboard dance awards and Drew discovers a deconstructed M&M.Game of Thrones Larry King ended up scoring us 20K views on Facebook Live. Be sure to check out the show on Facebook & like & share the video!Turns out Jenelle Evans' POS husband shot her dog... because he says he's a good parent.Drew stumbles onto a crazy new candy idea that involves mixing Denny's peanuts with the chocolate bar that Denny leaves for Trudi each week. Not only did Miggy's BitBits go under but Miguel's hands off approach in the food business may have also tanked Jose Altuve's Champs cereal.Fieger's new edgy 'F' them commercial got censored for TV.Donny Osmond singing happy birthday to you is really dumb; until it's YOU he's singing about. William Barr, who is separated at birth with Elton John, got mocked by a congressman eating KFC & somehow it ended up being racist.Racial promposals are dumber than promposals themselves. Especially this one.Nobody ever seems to report flooding in their house when they sell it, but somehow nearly every house Drew has bought ends up with water in the basement.The Billboard Awards featured nearly 0 instruments, but tons of dancing.Cardi B took time to explain female anatomy in a very informative Instagram video.Madonna dropped $5M to dance with holograms of herself for the Billboard Awards.Mr. Big Stuff Gary Graff calls the studio to talk about the passing of Russ Gibb, Woodstock 50 being in peril and some new music releases.Breaking News: Robert Kraft allegedly likes his buttholio played with a little bit while he's being worked on at massage parlors.A listener wrote in to clarify which professionals should be referred to as 'doctor' & which ones are blow hards.Trudi managed to lose her phone in the middle of a busy road on her way to the podcast & managed to pick it up out of the road on the way home. ABC News brought Diane Sawyer back to do a BORING story about social media & digital wellbeing.Gayle King got Norah O'Donnell BLOWN OUT of CBS This Morning.Oprah didn't get renewed at 60 Minutes because she was trying to put her own stank on the show.3 years ago today Mike W. Clark announced the birth of the Drew & Mike Podcast, so we take some time to remember his various hairstyles, the photo booth that he insisted on taking headshots in & his Hugo Boss period. The SeaOrg has been quarantined in international waters after some OT3 came down with the measles.Drew gives a shoutout to the Kentucky Derby for Maz.