Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Brett Kavanaugh's 3rd accuser comes forward, OJ Simpson on Bill Cosby, tornadoes v. This Is Us, Adam Lavine v. Pee Wee, missing Maddox Ritch, new Cameos and Maggs is a cone head again.

Brett Kavanaugh has now admitted to being a bit of a drinker & doing some stuff that might maybe he wouldn't want to talk about.

Maggs is sporting the cone of shame after a visit to the vet where his ear went haywire & decided to flop & bleed. Layla accompanied Maggs in a service dog capacity.

Drew was trying to get a quick meal at the drive thru when he assessed that the situation was taking too long, tried to back out & hit his new best friend Curtis' car.

Brett Kavanaugh is either a Supreme Court Justice or an attempted rapist that possibly belongs in prison.

Maz has been teasing a Toto book for years now & finally his tease cums to fruition as Steve Lukather is releasing The Gospel According To Luke & Drew has an advanced copy... OoOoooo!!!

Donald Trump has a nice new nickname for Michael Avenatti.

Brett Kavanaugh has released 36 years' worth of calendars that detail his BORING schedule. BEACH WEEK'82! BranDon managed to find one of Drew's old calendars in the 'Silence of the Lambs' room.

K.K. Downing from Judas Priest recounts shifting the bands outfits from frilly & flirty chiffon to some more badass leather & chains.

T.J. Miller will be on tomorrow's show which also happens to be Kavanaugh hearing day.

Time to punish BranDon by making him call Andy Dick for no apparent reason.

Cameo has recruited new stars that range from Brett Favre to Paul Flart the farting security guard that got fired from his job for farting on camera.

A Macomb County man 'roided out & stabbed his girlfriend 23 times while beating her lifeless body. The girlfriend lived & doesn't want to press charges.

Speaking of roids- JLo is showing off some guns that look to be the result of PEDs.

Breaking News: Dustin Johnson Moonves & Paulina Porizkova Gretzky Moonves have been spotted together holding hand in Paris.

A decade long beef between Adam Levine & Pee-Wee Herman was revealed after Judd Apatow tried to broker a peace deal between the unlikely foes.

Bill Cosby News: Bill Cosby has found a new audience in an adoring prison population that is ready to accept the rapist as one of their own. O.J. Simpson has checked in on the Cosby case to give Bill some sagely prison advice. He also reminds us that juries are always right.

The 696 road closure is a complex issue that leaves us wondering who to be pissed at & why is the media barely covering it? But mostly- just fix the damn roads.

A promo for the new Crimetown podcast teases a new interview with Kwame Kilpatrick.

6-year-old Maddox Ritch is a missing North Carolina boy with one slow dad.

This Is Us fans were livid that the show's premier was preempted by a pesky tornado warning.

The list of BRATS in the new season of Dancing With The Stars Junior hosted by Frankie Muniz has been revealed. Who are these people and who would watch this?

A new sex survey is out that explores the questionable trending fetishes & kinks in Americans. Pegging is all the rage. BranDon introduces us to his own fetish of Cake Farts.

Drew takes a break from the show to take pictures of Maggs spacing out in the cone of shame.

Tess Holliday News: Piers Morgan is being accused of being a closet chubby chaser that picks on Tess Holliday & other plus sized models to cover up his love of fatties. Tess Holliday wiped out a huge field of wheat to take a naked modeling photo that nobody wants to see.

We learn so llama facts & relive the llama chase in Sun City AZ.

Deal Breakers on 96.3 is Marc's new favorite 'hate listen' of a fake radio bit.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Someone ate spit pizza, the Lions actually beat the Patriots, Brett Kavanaugh defends himself, AIDS, penis enlargement, Bill Cosby, James Woods v. Twitter and we argue with a lady that's upset Batman is circumcised.

We've got new shelves in the studio that we can hit our heads on.

To everyone's surprise the Lions beat the Patriots on Sunday Night setting off over reactions.

Tom Brady also looks like some random drummer from the B-52s.

Maz's original accusations that Eric Show had AIDS come up again. Leading us into an AIDS rabbit hole about Glenn Burke, Tommy Lasorda Jr. and the first guy to spread AIDS like crazy.

Dumb News: Meghan Markle was reunited with her wedding dress. Serena Williams is leaning pretty heavy on Meghan Markle after the world wronged her by accusing her of cheating in front of her kid.

Trudi needs a refresher on what constitutes tea bagging as navigate the latest 4 Brett Kavanaugh sexual assault accusations.

Michael Avenatti has inserted himself into the Kavanaugh news to make some wild accusations about gangbangs & devil's triangles.

Mary Kay Letourneau doesn't think she did anything wrong when she raped a 12 year old boy... Nice.

DNA from a 23 & Me type thing has led to the arrest of the NorCal Rapist who committed 12 rapes over a 15 year span.

Michael Moore has been out & about promoting his new documentary while looking like a Tad Cummins doppelganger.

Bill Cosby had a going away party for himself before his Monday sentencing that could land him in prison for up to 10 years.

The 20 year old dude that was serving up Saliva Pizza at Comerica Park was arrested after a video of him applying his secret sauce was posted on Facebook.

Some self loving guy got BLOWN OUT of the DPD after SnapChatting a selfie with a misspelling and an 'offensive' description of those he's supposed to protect and serve.

James Woods got his Twitter privileges revoked after posting a political hoax & refusing to remove it from his page.

The man on the street's consensus about why the Lions beat the Patriots came down to Tom Brady not trying hard enough & some old bagel praying for a win.

DC Comics released a new edition of a Batman comic the showed Bruce Wayne's circ'd dong. Genital Autonomy of America (formally No Circ) was upset about Batman's circumcision & would like to talk to Batman about foreskin restoration.

Penis enlargement surgeries are on the rise but not everybody is too happy about the results when they end up with a floppy weiner.

Marilyn from Genital Autonomy of America (formally No Circ) calls the studio to talk about Batman's cut, the violent act of circumcision that leaves countless amputees ravaged from a war on foreskin & she shames Drew into hating his penis.

Jim Carrey's new show Kidding is getting some good reviews, partially due to Judy Greer showing her TUBES.

Breaking News: Brett Kavanaugh is addressing the most recent allegations live of Fox News with his wife by his side.

Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Bill Cosby goes straight to jail but keeps his Hollywood Star, a talk with Mark Farner from Grand Funk, a call to the KISS wedding chapel/mini-golf course, performance enhancing masturbating and we catch up with Intern Kennedy.

Maz starts the show off with a shoutout to 91-year-old Sammy Mazawey!

Bill Cosby News: Cosby has been sentenced to only 3-10 years after raping 60+ chicks and he laughs it off. Bill's Hollywood Walk of Fame Star will not be removed because it is now considered a cultural landmark.

Uber & Lyft destroyed the taxi industry & are now cannibalizing their own industry because everyone wants to drive & no one wants a ride.

Breaking News: Sexually violent predator Bill Cosby has been denied bail & will be sent directly to the slammer.

Ace Frehley from KISS must be hurting for some cash cause he'll show up to your wedding as your best man for only $6,000.

Mark Farner from Grand Funk Railroad calls the studio to talk about his new music video for Can't Stop, band politics, professional jealousies & a crazy experience with Jimi Hendrix.

Maz brought some charity tickets from Lily's school to the studio to try to pawn them off on his fellow coworkers.

Bill Cosby's spokesman/enabler gave a statement declaring the trial to be one of the most racist trials ever. He also somehow compares it the Brett Kavanaugh.

A 78-year-old pedophile with a conscience started apologizing to his victims for beating them off because he considered it athletic cheating. He claims he never got any sexual satisfaction from it.

Amazon Prime is making history with the first female duo of NFL commentators, but it turns out you can still watch Troy Aikman & Joe Buck on Amazon Prime.

A UofM professor totally boned a student by letting his personal boycott of Israel influence his decision to not write a letter of recommendation for a student seeking to study abroad in Israel.

Rick Snyder announced this morning that there is still no hope in sight for 696 & is considering calling in the National Guard.

We give the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce a call to find out the status of Bill Cosby's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame but can't even get a simple yes or no answer.

The KISS Rock & Roll Chapel/Mini Golf establishment is hosting a KISS wedding event where Ace Frehley will walk brides down the aisle & be your best man for around $6K. We call the Chapel/Mini Golf joint to get the details & find out if this is a Gene sanctioned event.

Drew went with Dancing With The Stars over The Voice in the battle of trashy reality TV.

Maz thinks there is a huge difference between Dick Clark hosting America's Rockin' New Year's Eve & Ryan Seacrest.

Manifest is the new Lost reboot that nobody was asking for, but it makes for a great hate watch.

Paramore is preempting the PC police & choosing to stop playing two of their biggest hits Misery Business & After Laughter because they used the word 'whore'.

Breaking News: Bill Cosby's first prison meal has been announced & somebody was nice enough to include some of his favorite pudding.

Maz never managed to get his bid in for the Silverdome road signs that would undoubtedly just sit in the basement & collect dust.

Yale is cancelling some classes as students are sitting out en-masse to protest Brett Kavanaugh's nomination to the Supreme Court.

Intern Kennedy is a huge fan of Paramore, so we're calling her to ask about the lead singers' decision to drop two of the band's biggest hits due to political correctness & we find out if her ex has found himself yet.

Rod Stewart is the latest artist to get his own Sirius XM channel.

Maz is reviving Show & Tell to bring us a painting titled Holy Seagulls Batman,

BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Tiger Woods is back & off probation, Bill Cosby's sentencing day, Pistorius as O.J., calling Wanda Barzee's hotel, nude yardwork is totally fine, even Paulina Gretzky can get old, Addison Russell suspended and we get our popcorn ready for Thursday's Kavanaugh hearing.

Not a Sports Podcast sports report: Drew hates blowouts. He also had to suffer through an upset of his Virginia Tech Hokies.

The beginning of today's show is a disaster as reads are missing, Marc's on too many cold medications and Drew spills his Diet Coke over a non-caulked board.

SCOTUS update: Dr. Christine Blasey Ford is set to testify at Brett Kavanaugh's Senate confirmation hearing.  There doesn't seem to be anyone else willing to testify. Ed Wheland, an ally of Kavanaugh, did some great sleuthing and decided to name another guy as who probably assaulted Dr. Ford, even though there's no evidence. The public doesn't see to be on Kavanaugh's side.

Maybe there is something to the "Blue Wave".

Movie News: Michael Moore's new film 'Fahrenheit 11/9' flamed out at the box office. How can the Predator bomb when the predator is in the film?!? Even though we think we like Emily Blunt, she's kind of a bummer. We all liked Sicario even though we cannot pronounce it.

Drew finally watched 'Pistorius" on Amazon Prime.  It's amazing the similarities between the Blade Runner and OJ Simpson.

Bill Cosby is sentenced tomorrow! Why would he get to go home even for a second?

Podcast news: Countdown to Capture is a new true crime podcast by the Newport Beach Police Department. SIST: the need a new narrator. WDIV has a new podcast on White Boy Rick.

Amazingly Dustin Johnson seemed to get sick of Paulina Porizkova Gretzky. Drew seems to understand as he has the hots for the alleged mistress.

Jim Fouts had to answer questions under oath about his adobe-cella-player tapes where he said things about black people, dried up women and the disabled. He pled the 5th like the weasel he is.

The damn roads aren't being fixed because of the MITA work stoppage. Governor Snyder thinks about using the National Guard to do the work.

Lili Maz got her driver license, but no new car... yet. Tom is running out of time to bid on the Silverdome road signs.

It's apparently totally legal to do yard work in the nude.  We call the neighbors to see if they are cool with it as well.

Wanda Barzee is out of jail after serving her sentence for kidnapping Elizabeth Smart. She's staying at a hotel where the front desk wasn't very helpful when we called.

Chicago Cubs player Addison Russell is suspended while MLB investigates (again) his ex-wives' abuse allegations.

Michelle Obama sells out and sold out her book tour shows. She also officiated a wedding for some reason.

What's the big deal with letting kids drive a bus? No one was hurt and it sounded like fun!

Tiger Woods is now free to do painkillers again... and coincidentally he won his first tournament in 5 years. He also told his new piece he loved her even though her self life is about 3 hours.

There's totally nothing odd about a 33-year-old Michael Jackson playing with an 11-year-old Macaulay Culkin.

Elizabeth Thomas Cummins Moonves was on 20/20 Friday.  Even though she had an amazingly rough ordeal being kidnapped by Tad Cummins, 20/20 was giving her way too much credit for being 'smart'.

If we were Rob Gronkowski we wouldn't want to play anywhere but New England either.

Guys We F****d is a podcast where 2 girls talk about the guys they f****d. They are comics, yet they still got crap for something they said 4 years ago.

Kanye West (and his kid Saint) threw out the first pitch at the White Sox/Cubs game. It wasn't so great.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

On this weekend 'best of'- we're still blocked by an 88-year-old, a guy that tried to stop a cruise ship with his bare hands, we find out about the staph infection judge and we talk to Jason Zinoman, author of Letterman: The Last Giant of Late Night.

There is some debate as to how to start the best of shows.

We try to give 88 year old Gloria who was carjacked by two dicks in Livonia a call again but find out we were BLOCKED!!!

Some afthole nearly crashed a cruise ship into a subdivision. One man was brave enough to step out of his house & yell at the boat to stop. We give this hero a call to get the whole story & test out some boat humor.

The infamous judge who got her staph infection all over the court gets a visit from Rob Wolchek who has a spot for her in the hall of shame.

Jason Zinoman wrote the book on David Letterman & late night so we gave him a call to discuss the bushy bearded late night host.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

We call our new favorite old crime victim Gloria, Kiss announces another final tour, Ticketmaster loves scalpers, Big Ben v. Stormy Daniels, Brett Kavanaugh v. Dr. Blasey Ford, Eli stops by and we play a bunch of bad music.

Piers Morgan has written an open letter to Tess Holliday because he is deeply concerned about her morbid obesity... FAKE!!!

Alleged racist/sexist/ageist Mayor Jim Fouts is hysterical about the 696 closures & is calling for Governor Snyder to issue a state of emergency in response. No one ever mentions the "tapes" anymore because of his cool TV commercials.

Ticketmaster is colluding with scalpers to rig prices & double dip on ticket sales.

Breaking News: 102 year old Kirk Douglas went on another "walk".

The two dicks that carjacked 88-year-old Gloria Kevelighan have been arrested.

Jennifer Granholm accidentally pardoned a murderer back when she was governor, then tried to take it back. Unfortunately, after multiple appeals the court has ruled "no take backs" & has chosen to release him.

Schools out west are starting to adopt a less sexist & more revealing dress code that allows for belly shirts and booty shorts.

It's a good day to be above ground because Gene Simmons has announced another a KISS reunion tour. But this time it really is the last one... until the next one.

A magician won America's Got Talent because apparently America is starved for talent & Marc was very bummed that Courtney Hadwin lost. It's also not very "American".

Numbers from BranDon's prep: Gloria, the 88-year-old from Livonia, that was carjacked is listed & BranDon puts a pretty high confidence level on these numbers.

Laura Branigan actually had a lot of hit for being bad at music.

Cher is doing an album full of what everybody has been asking for- Abba covers.

FanDuel tried to not pay out when a New Jersey dude won $82,000 on what FanDuel claims was a glitch. (Post Show Update: not only are they paying it out, but other people are getting a bonus)

Eli Zaret is in studio to retire What's The Rule? & introduce a more seasonally appropriate sports puzzler that is definitely not just recycled material.

Matt Patricia is trying hard to be Bill Belichick without getting any of the results.

Vontae Davis was the cornerback for the Buffalo Bills that reached his tipping point at halftime & decided to opt for an early retirement.

Kanye has broken his silence in a very Kanye way about the rumors that Drake was doing it with Kim.

Stormy Daniels new book includes stories about Ben Roethlisberger intimidating her.

The results from yesterday's Twitter polls are in & it looks like one of our polls may have been reported.

Julie Chen Moonves refuses to leave Big Brother & will be squatting on the gig till at least fall of 2019.

The beef between Eminem & Machine Gun Kelly + Cardi B & Nicki Minaj is making Drew think that music is turning into the WWE.

Brett Kavanaugh's accuser Christine Blasey Ford has decided she will testify under certain circumstances & on her own schedule.

BranDon makes one last attempt to call Gloria but gets shut down.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Tom Arnold's show is just a show, Christine Blasey Ford is getting death threats, don't wipe your butt with fruit, a raping couple gets arrested, no one likes Maroon 5, Elizabeth Thomas-Cummins breaks her silence and we have too many Twitter polls.

Charlie LeDuff's new podcast No BS News Hour is doing great & it's making Drew seriously start to consider a name for the new podcast network, but N*Flux is getting no traction.

Rehab rules don't seem to apply to Ben Affleck who is allowed to get a day pass to go home & get hot every day.

Matt Damon can never get fat because there is already a Fat Damon.

Demi Lovato's mom has broken her silence to make it all about her, sweetheart.

Julie Chen Moonves is sticking with Leslie whether it costs her Big Brother & her entire career.

Brett Kavanaugh's accuser Christine Blasey Ford has decided not to testify until the FBI has completed an investigation into the next potential Supreme Court justice. She's also receiving death threats because this country cannot treat anyone with respect.

President Trump went to visit one of the areas hit by the tremendously big & tremendously wet hurricane Florence. We also learn that it "was one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water".

Hideously disfigured Carrie Underwood went on Ellen to talk about the accident that left the formerly beautiful pop star deformed. Ellen also went through 5 cushions.

A Great Grandma in Texas got her mini-horse eaten by a giant 12 foot gator & decided to pump some lead into the hungry crocodiles face in retaliation. BranDon has 2 numbers for Grandma Judy with widely varying confidence levels.

A North Virginia man that worked in the produce department of Giant Food's in Manassas liked to sample the fruits & veggies with his butthole. We give the store a call to find out what has happened & find out that the man in question was not an employee after all. We also receive an empty promise that will not be fulfilled.

Elizabeth Smart's kidnapper Wanda Barzee has been released from prison & Trudi is totally digging her new look. Ed Smart remain looking as jovial as always.

Badass 88-year-old Gloria Kevelighan tried to beat off a carjacker who left her battered & bruised, but not down & out.

Who had a rougher 2017? Maggs with his eye popping out & candy bar overdose, Carrie Underwood & her terrible disfigurement or Little Bill & his paraphimosis.

Norm Macdonald's new Netflix show seems to be growing on everybody.

Tom Arnold's new show The Hunt for the Trump Tapes is more tongue in cheek than some people seem to realize.

Darren Criss caused uproar amongst people when he ended his Emmys acceptance speech with a 'Go Blue' because they thought it meant "Vote Democrat".

A blind kid from Brophy Prep managed to score 2 touchdowns in what BranDon says was a totally legit play, but Drew breaks down the film & notices the defensive effort was lacking.

"Lawnmower parents" are the new "Helicopter moms" that are creating a society of soft individuals.

A great couple of divorced parents are setting an excellent example for their BRAT when the father had the mother arrested for taking the daughters phone as punishment.

Hidden penis pictures are all the rage!

A Newport Beach couple have been arrested on charges of drugging & raping multiple women.

Maroon 5 is playing SuperBowl 53 Halftime and no one is happy.

Drake is suing the chick who alleged he raped & impregnated her. SIST: He likes big butts.

Elizabeth Thomas Cummins has broken her silence on her short marriage with her kidnapping pedophile teacher Tad Cummins.

Sally Field's new book about Burt Reynolds is less than flattering.

Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

No one watched the Emmys, Julie Chen Moonves leaves the Talk, President Trump's wiener, Vinnie from Sponge calls in, the "Billion Dollar Whale", Bert & Ernie are getting it on and Maz has his first drink in 33 years.

Julie Chen Moonves has preemptively blown herself out of The Talk because she's standing by her man.

Our special studio guests have brought tons of candy & shots to try to break Maz's dry streak, Maz reluctantly sips a shot of Crown Royal.

Emmys Recap: The Emmys had a record low audience last night & Maz couldn't be more thrilled for some reason. We go over some of the winners & snubs of the night.  The band should've played Betty White off the stage. Maz thinks all little people look alike as he confuses Peter Dinklage with dead Verne Troyer. Darren Criss gave the best award speech ending of all time.

Jackie Kennedy & Lee Radziwill were bitter enemies that competed for dudes.

A 10 city strike of McDonald's workers is underway after multiple workplace #MeToo claims were made.

Bert & Ernie decided to come out of the closet, but Sesame Street is still trying to hide their love & saying their neutral. Miss Piggy still is #MeTooing Kermit.

47 minutes into the show Maz has finished his first shot in 33 years.

Maz has been accused of misremembering an episode of Seinfeld but he does an excellent job of retelling another episode involving George's secret code, Bosco.

The New York Times got had to issue a correction after mistakenly using Angela Bassett as a 'blacksimilie' of Omarosa Manigault Newman.

Stormy Daniels' new book describes Trump's penis as having an unusually proportioned mushroom head with lots of pubes.

Mark Judge who broke up the alleged Brett Kavanaugh assault is declining to testify at the Senate hearing with the accuser.

In what may be our most unprepared interview ever we give Vinnie Dombroski from Sponge a call to promote Rockin' the Shores.

Inspired by the PhD that ragged Qantas for not recognizing her title of doctor, Captain Scion Drew B.A. has decided that he will be adding titles to his name.

Maz ordered Hungry Howie's & claimed we were shorted some food. However, there seems to be an incorrect correction.

Elon Musk has finally been sued by 'pedo guy' for calling him pedo guy.

The first Moon tourist Yusaku Maezawa has dropped some serious stacks for the privilege to ride on one of SpaceX's rockets. Drew doesn't want to go to the moon.

Low Taek Jho aka "Billion Dollar Whale" was a balling billionaire that embezzled funds to the tune of $5B+. Some members of Hollywood were his friend... as long as he was paying them.

Maz has been rehired as a Detroit Free Press Marathon countdown announcer despite his shaky past performance.

Today in rock to include: 68' The Beatles recorded Birthday, 70' Jimi Hendrix dies, 71' The Who #1 with Who's Next, 76' Wild Cherry #1 with Play That Funky Music, 83' KISS showed up on TV for the first time, 04' Britney married K Fed, 06' Willie Nelson got busted for shrooms & weed, 69' CCR #1 with Bad Moon Rising, 70' Diana Ross #1 with Ain't No Mountain High Enough, 79' The No Nukes concert was held in Madison Square Garden.

Soon-Yi has turned against Mia Farrow & is defending Woody Allen against allegations of sexual abuse.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Brett Kavanaugh's accuser is going to testify like Anita Hill, Seacrest out as Emmy red carpet host, Chelsea High School seems soft, Julie Chen Moonves is MIA, who can be called 'doctor' and Drew keeps a secret from Marc.

The Littlest Pimp Katt Williams got a gun pulled on him by Wanda Smith's husband at a comedy club.

Marc's choice of wardrobe for Sunday's Let It Rip comes into question again & Drew decides that if he needs to dress up for TV his TV days are over.

Drew was late for the show cause he was busy getting HOT & had to bring it up on the show so he could brag about how much he benches.

Maz is getting a little frisky with the texting today. Drew tells everyone except for the audience & Marc.

Episode 2 of Charlie LeDuff's new podcast the 'No BS News Hour' is out now on iTunes as well as your other favorite podcatchers.

Brett Kavanaugh's accuser has been asked to testify about the allegations against the next potential Supreme Court Justice. SIST: Drew thinks the accuser's eyes are too close together.

Mark Judge is having his past dug through with a fine toothed comb after it was revealed he broke up the alleged Kavanaugh attempted rape.

President Trump showed a lot of restraint while defending Kavanaugh against the sexual assault allegations. He said all the right things.

Hulk Drew Alert: Some chick with a PhD in philosophy went all Rodney Dangerfield on a flight attendant & demanded some respect when the stewardess had the audacity to call her 'miss' instead of her hard earned title of Dr.

BranDon breaks some news from mid-August about Kirstie Alley being in love with John Travolta but never getting it on with him.

A weathered Sean Penn is wading into risky territory in a very nuanced way to suggest the #TimesUp on the #MeToo movement. He also overused the word 'nuanced'.

Jeff Probst broke up a fight between Tom Arnold & Mark Burnett 1 day before Tom Arnold's new show 'The Hunt for the Trump Tapes' premiers.

Carnie Wilson Moonves did a horrible job filling in for Julie Chen Moonves on The Talk.

Daytime TV is sexist with The View, The Talk and The Real.

Everybody seems thrilled that Ryan Seacrest has lost one of his numerous jobs hosting the Emmys red carpet. Unfortunately, the story was fake... or was it. We monitor the Red Carpet to try and spot Mr. 5/8ths.

Drew doesn't like Colin Jost because 1.he' s banging ScarJo & 2.he thinks he's hot.

Would you look at that- Ed Bassmaster has a new video.

Drew declares 'no more black turtle necks for you' on deep voiced Elizabeth Holmes from the scam company Theranos.

BranDon gets some wrong numbers for the hard rocking hurricane bro, so Drew punishes him by forcing him to call Andy Dick.

The Emmys red carpet event is on & nobody cares!!!

Hulk Drew Alert: Chelsea High School has decided to do something woke & get rid of the titles of homecoming king & queen due to bullying and being too competitive. It is being replaced by a difference competition.

Maz has an idea for some great radio that involves playing a silent teaser for Football's Valhalla, The Bob Ufer Story.

Chrissy Metz appears on the Emmys red carpet & everything looks a little big. Still no Ryan Seacrest.

John Dingell is at Henry Ford Hospital after having a heart attack.

Mike Morse has swooped into help the family of the teen stabbed to death at Fitzgerald High sue the school system.

An Allen Park man shot at cops in Sumpter Township & managed to live to get arrested by officers who sustained only minor injuries.

The Dallas cop who mistakenly shot & killed Botham Jean is facing pitchforks after liking & sharing a meme about 'Colin Cancer' in reference to the Kaepernick protests.

Trudi Daniels Moonves (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer Moonves (@MarcFell) are here today!

Marc's fat, the Lions lose again, Carrie Underwood & Bradley Cooper look hideous, Zetterberg hangs up the skates, bad reviews for White Boy Rick, Florence v. Mangkhut, everyone's a Moonves, feces in the news and will Drew actually show up?

Julie Chen Moonves throws her support of her husband in everyone's face when she makes the end of Big Brother on Thursday all about her, sweetheart.

We are all exhausted from the weekend. Drew is still in transit from Chicago, Trudi spent the weekend doing yoga with the 'girls', and Marc spent a long sweaty Saturday at the Big House.

Twitter was so kind to inform Marc that he looked fat on Let It Rip Sunday morning. At least he has a new favorite pastor.

The reviews of 'White Boy Rick' have not been kind. BranDon saw it after tricking Kristin & gave a review. He also made a new friend during the film. During the red-carpet on Thursday there was an incident involving Rick Wershe's sister.

Larry King Moonves supports Julie Chen Moonves' support of Leslie Moonves.

Brett Kavanaugh Moonves has been #MeToo'd. The accuser has revealed herself.

The Detroit Lions lost again. Yawn. Were they screwed by a bad call? Yawn.

The WNBA team that won the championship turns down the non-existent invite to the White House that was never coming.

Soon-Yi Previn-Allen-Moonves is breaking her silence on Woody Allen, Mia Farrow Moonves and Dylan Farrow.

Sean Penn Moonves was really weird on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Why can't he act like a person on a talk show?

Hurricane Florence is wreaking havoc on the Carolinas. When is it ok to loot? Mike Seidel Moonves gets busted for creating real 'fake news' and the Weather Channel makes up a lame excuse for him.

As bad as Hurricane Florence is, it's no Typhoon Mangkhut. SIST: Is Mangkhut a name?

Apparently the new iPhone is sexist because a few people on Twitter said so.

Marc doesn't understand the 'fashion' of college students because he is old. BranDon used to wear stupid pants when he was younger.

Some nude fool set his house on fire by trying to make cookies on a George Foreman Moonves Grill after drinking an impressive amount of vodka.

A Kentucky woman resisted arrest by turning herself into a disgusting (yet impressive) poo cannon.

Carrie Underwood Moonves was on the CBS old man show this morning looking disfigured.

Celeb News Roundup: Justin Bieber Moonves married Hailey Baldwin Moonves. Matthew Perry Moonves wants you to know that he's been in the hospital not 'on a roll'. George Michael Moonves spent $1.2 million on hookers for digression that apparently ended when he died. Lucas Hedges Moonves is promoting a movie by saying he's not straight, nor gay, nor bi-sexual, but he does have sex. Dustin Johnson Moonves trades down from Paulina Gretzky Moonves.

Former NHLer Tim Brent Moonves is getting death threats because he legally killed an animal.

The captain Henrik Zetterberg reluctantly retired ending yet another great Red Wing career.

Hep A is running rampant over Michigan.  This time it hits the Renaissance Festival. Gross!

BranDon took a dump in Chili's and made another friend.

We try to call the middle school art teacher who is wearing the same outfit every day to prove a point to her students that won't care, but will talk about how weird she is for the rest of their lives.

Bradley Cooper Moonves was the Elephant man and looked ridiculous. Trudi thinks he looked ugly in Limitless leading to Marc & BranDon defending his hotness.

Murder news: A serial killer was caught and the twist is... he was a US Border Agent. Beware of the murdering mariachi band. The Toronto serial killer Bruce McArthur Moonves is the least covered serial killer.