Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Jim Harbaugh's out of excuses, Braylon Edwards speaks truth & gets suspended, Aretha Franklin's funeral finally ends, people are mad at a Neil Armstrong movie, a Bishop gets heckled in church and we found a Black Maz.

Thanks to everybody for cumming out to the meet & greet at Mesa in Royal Oak for Arts Beats & Eats!

Eminem quietly released his new album Kamikaze that attacks pretty much anybody who ever said anything about the very sensitive rapper & his last album.

Photos of Matt Riley & Drew dancing at various concerts during Arts Beats & Eats have been circulating online.

George W Bush sneaking Michelle Obama a candy & patting Barack on the ass during John McCain's funeral has tickled the nation pink.

Aretha Funeral News: Ariana Grande got a boob grab from a Bishop during Aretha's funeral & the Bishop made things worse with a subsequent #sorrynotsorry apology. Bill Clinton was on point during his speech at Aretha's funeral due in part to the lack of distracting balloons floating through the air. Jasper Williams Jr. pissed off Stevie Wonder during a fiery speech about Black Lives Matter. Longest funeral ever. 60+ speakers to dreamweaver your way through.

Charlotte wasn't a fan of the crowd at Arts Beats & Eats, but she wanted the bands to CRANK the tunes.

Ryan Gosling is playing Neil Armstrong in an upcoming movie & the Canadian managed to piss people off by defending the exclusion of Neil planting the flag in the moon. Buzz Aldrin is mad too, but it's probably more about how they portray him in the film.

BranDon gives a quick update on the nursery & does a super fast rundown of his stupid fantasy football draft results.

Not a sports podcast, but Michigan was awful against Notre Dame & the team looks identical to last year.

Braylon Edwards has been suspended from the Big Ten Network after tweeting that Michigan football is trash.

Bishop Wuerl got shamed by a heckler's outburst during his recent Sunday service addressing the recent child abuse allegations.

Stand Your Ground News: Michael Drejka who stood his ground against a person who pushed him for being a dick to his wife about parking in a handicap spot is standing by his actions & asserting that he has done no wrong. An Uber diver in Florida got out of his truck & shot a tailgater in a road rage incident because he felt he was standing his ground.

After 57 years Gaius Fraley is hanging up the apron & dunking the scissors in barbicide one last time so he can retire to enjoy his second home.

We call Maz to see if he's heard of the barber from his area but realize we're mistaken so we get a comment on the UofM game, let him know there's a black separated-at-birth with him & a review of the burgers at Mesa Tacos & Tequilas.

BranDon lost a listener at an AM station because he liked Faith Hill's National Anthem.

A show meeting revealed that we'll be talking to Jose Feliciano tomorrow before he celebrates the 50th anniversary of his rendition of the National Anthem during game 5 of the 68' World Series at Tiger Stadium.

Bobbi Jilions started a business bronzing vaginas to give women more confidence about their beautiful bodies because guys wanting them wasn't enough to boost their self-esteem.

Ozark season 2 has started & Drew is psyched.

Drew has been watching more informative murder porn this weekend centering around the FAKE kidnap of Quinn Gray by Albanian kidnappers.

The Littlest Murderer Nathaniel Abraham had a piece written in The Detroit News that shows how miswired he's always been. We engage in some wild irresponsible speculation about his next crime.

S̶o̶p̶h̶i̶a̶ Farrah Abraham wrote an over the top tweet about her m̶o̶m̶'s own greatness.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan), Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Happy Labor Day! Today's weekday 'best of' includes a 93-year-old gay veteran finally honorably discharged, finding out the Gen Z 'guru' exists and two amazing Niagara Falls stories.

We spoke to Hubert Spires who received a dishonorable discharge from the Air Force for being gay. It was finally reversed 69 years later. Hubert shares some insights about being gay in the the 40's, dealing with his partner & his parents and he outs a famous news man.

Gen Z guru Jonah Stillman & his dad David Stillman are running a great scam on corporate America that involves lecturing workforces about open office concepts & communicating in symbols & emojis rather than words. we found out about them last year when 18-year-old John was hired by the Minnesota Vikings.

The Kirk Jones story was the most underreported death of a man going over Niagara Falls. After talking about Kirk's final stunt, we give one of the only survivors, Roger Woodward, a call to break the news to him & hear about his own harrowing experience.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan), Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Andy Dick talks about #MeToo, Mike Clark checked in & a Gen Z'er named Corvette has a very Gen Z business.

The weekend 'best of' Drew and Mike Show is now sponsored! Huge thanks to Scott Kunnath of Coldwell Banker Weir Manuel. Go sell your house now using Scott & then buy a new one using Scott.

We gave Andy Dick a call after he got #MeToo'd for licking peoples faces. Andy is bummed, but Zuves might get a new daddy.

Mike Clark makes his second call in to talk about who knows what.

Corvette is a Gen Z guru that has her own business renting & operating a photo booth at weddings & special events. We gave Corvette & her Mom a call to find out about this dubious business.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Plus-size model Tess Holliday is mad again, Tiger Woods talks Trump, Baby Boomers v. Millennials, Andy Dick's periscope show, Arts, Beats & Eats is this weekend and Eli has another questionable baseball rule.

Arethapalooza day 3: King James & President Obama are coming to the funeral.

The mystery of the disappearing doorbell dame has been solved as the man that was seen dragging her back to a car in one video has killed himself & left a letter explaining his motives.

Lady Gaga is going to show her TUBES (again) in an upcoming film with Bradley Cooper.

Tess Holliday is a plus sized model that makes Chrissy Metz look a few Mandy Moores lighter, yet she made the cover of Cosmo. She then got mad (again) at people that aren't as positive about her body as she is.

The Maz vs. Trudi badminton game arrangements are slowly being fleshed out, but Drew is scared that one of the two might have an unfair edge over the other.

Neil Young got married to Daryl Hannah to form a pretty perfect union of odd people.

Eli Zaret enters the studio to plug his podcast with Denny McLain, critique the 'boom goes the dynamite' kid's announcing skills & we try to tie it up during another highly questionable round of What's The Rule?

Jon Witz from Arts Beats & Eats calls the studio & is instantly questioned about playing pick up games with Eli & setting records for steals at Brandeis, before getting to the behind the scenes setup of the elaborate festival.

Tiger Woods got questioned about his Trump affiliations after playing an appetite inducing 72 holes. People are not happy.

Michael Jackson News WooOooo: Joe Jackson wanted to keep Michael's voice higher & more feminine so he instructed Conrad Murray to give him mystery shots full of estrogen to delay the onset of puberty. Michael Jackson would've been 60 today & although he didn't celebrate his own birthday Paris & Prince participated in a giant Jacko birthday bash.

Detroit schools can't provide non-poisonous drinking water so they've decided it's a better idea to provide no drinking water at all.

Millennials vs. Baby Boomers ... Which generation sucks more? Generation X couldn't care less... about anything.

Matt Damon broke his silence about Ben Affleck's recent rehab stint to say that he wishes Ben the best but that he will not be standing beside his man.

Andy Dick's latest Periscope live was a giant mess. We try to give Andy a call to discuss it but somebody's fingers seem to be too small to mash the keypad properly.

If you're able to pop a brat out on September 9th & don't mind naming him Harland after the Colonel, KFC will donate money to the kid's college fund.

Drew's calling for an audit of celebrity net worth records on Johnny Depp after finding out that he's still worth an estimated $200M.

Elon News: Azealia Banks has issued an apology to Elon for the recent kerfuffle over her cell phone. Sorry not sorry, Elon Musk has decided that his initial claim of pedo guy being a pedophile must be true because pedo guy didn't sue him for saying it.

Julie Andrews Granddaughter who spilled the beans on Matthew Perry has released another story about her affair with Kid Rock.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Too many phones, Arethapalooza part 2, Robin Wilson of the Gin Blossoms dials in, Taylor Swift dethroned by K-Pop, irresponsible homo speculation by CNN, a dog-sitter orgy, Jacko's 60th birthday & what will BranDon be doing on Saturday?

Arethafest Day 2: More people are lined up for her party/public viewing & being the Diva that she is the Queen made a wardrobe change after death. Additionally, there is a self-described "official" radio station of Aretha lying in repose.

Michael Jackson would've been 60 today if Propofol & Demerol hadn't been so appealing.

We're at Mesa on Saturday from 4-7-pm for Arts Beats & Eats. BranDon says he might have to miss because of a potentially "very lucrative" fantasy football draft, but the results from yesterday's Twitter poll demand an appearance.

CNN HLN's Ashleigh Banfield decided to air some irresponsible gay speculation as a motive for Chris Watts murdering his wife and kids. Terrible journalistic standards that we happily enjoyed watching.

Tooooo many phones for the Florida Democratic Primary winner. Andrew Gillum also has a difficult time understanding amplified sound. Additionally, no one has ever used the phrase "monkey this up" until today.

Tennis News: A kerfuffle has been made about women's tennis player Alize Cornet popping her top because her shirt was on inside out. The former Iranian President has been using Twitter to support Serena & her catsuit.

Robin Wilson from the Gin Blossoms is calling the studio to plug the bands upcoming appearance at Arts Beats & Eats this weekend & talk about band politics, the firing & death of Doug Hopkins & how standards for record sales has changed drastically.

Taylor Swift got her record for biggest YouTube video debut crushed by a K-Pop band with some very androgynous singers.

Ahmet Ertegun was an absolute wild man.

Louis C.K.'s latest gig has pissed a lot of people off who feel that Louis forced himself on them much in the same way he went full jerk in front of his victims.

BranDon finally gives the details of his super secret gender reveal party that involved Little Bill running out in a pink dress.

Klete Keller hired a dog sitting company to watch his buddy Jimbo & came home to find two dudes & lube in his home.

John McCain had some pretty famous pallbearers that included unlikely friends such as Warren Beatty, who some people are speculating used to run trains with McCain.

Johnny Depp managed to catch a break in his lawsuit against his lawyer. Time to celebrate with $30K in expensive wine.

Ben Affleck was a lonely drunk for days before his buzz kill of an ex-wife whisked him away to rehab.

For just $40 at Copperhead Tattooing in Louisiana you can play a round of Tattoo Roulette that involves getting a random green blob permanently scrawled into your skin.

Jenelle Evans gave herself PTSD from a road rage incident SHE started that involved her following another car home & pulling a gun on the driver.

Zach Smith has broken his silence to go after the CLOWNS that destroyed his career on Twitter.

Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Aretha begins her 4 day funeral tour, Louis CK & Aziz begin their comebacks, Matthew Perry's ex dishes, background on the Madden shooter, Me-TV vs. Batman and we reluctantly learn about the Delaware Water Gap.

Day 1 of the Arethafest, as the Queen of Soul arrived in a pimped out hearse with a gold plated casket to be laid to rest. There's lots of commerce outside & some dude in a pink Cadillac made it about himself.

A Clinton Township man is a person of interest in a double homicide. Cops are looking for his white Ford E-250 van so they can question the man. Tom is looking for him as well to sell him a new car.

Drake did a nice thing for a young fan who was about to undergo a heart transplant, but it still doesn't win Maz over.

The Drew and Mike show is at Mesa Tequila and Tacos on Main St in Royal Oak September 1st from 4-7pm. Arts, Beats and Eats footsteps away. UM vs ND on the big screen at 7:30pm if you want to see Marc celebrate or cry. If you’re going to Arts Beats & Eats this weekend stop by Szott Ford in Holly first to pick up some free passes.

BranDon is back from Niagara Falls & a trip to the Hockey Hall Of Fame, but no Maid of the Mist tour.

Cumback Stories: Louis C.K. made his return to stage & received a standing ovation for beating off in front of people. Aziz Ansari did his first show since his use of the 'claw' got him hit with a #MeToo allegation. Matt Lauer is considering removing the remote door closing button under his desk for a return to TV.

Rose McGowan is dating a non-binary gender partner Rain Dove. 'They' is the one who leaked the Asia Argento & Johnny 2 Takes texts.

Drew is trying to chop off Bree Olson's TUBES for some reason.

Speaking of tubes, Lady Gaga is going to show hers off again.

What's up with the mysterious woman with no pants & restraints ringing a doorbell before disappearing?

For the sake of transparency, Ohio State is doing an information dump in regards to the suspension of Urban Meyer for the Zach Smith debacle.

Jemele Hill is getting BLOWN OUT of ESPN & Michelle Beadle has been relegated to a different show in a less favorable time slot.

A homeless dude that amassed $400K in donations on GoFundMe blew a sizable portion of his new found fortune on hookers & blow.

Michael Cohen's truth fund has stalled around the $165,220 mark & now people want their money back.

Maz recounts the tale of Roberta Jasina bullying him out of a job with Eli Zaret for Drew, who was absent at that time...TFLTTP.

It must be the witching hour cause we're listening to the velvety smooth tone of Alan Almond's seductive voice.

The latest Catholic Church scandal is so massive that schools are having to send home statements addressing the recent news.

More details about the loser who shot up the Madden tournament in Jacksonville have been released & it seems apparent he had mental health issues that went untreated.

We call Alan Roach on the thin premise that it's the 10 year anniversary of him announcing Fantasia Barrino & leave another voicemail in an attempt to guilt him into calling us back.

Drew's latest Investigation Discovery Porn episode covered the murder of Anne Marie Fahey by Thomas Capano. Maz finds this to be a perfect time to do an information dump on the Delaware Water Gap for some reason.

In what could go down as the scandal of 2018, Me-TV has decided to pull Batman from their programming schedule. If you'd like to join Maz in the protest join the Facebook group to waste your time.

Today in rock to include: 64' The Beatles met Bob Dylan after a concert in New York for the first time, 65' Beach Boys #3 with California Girls, 68' Simon & Garfunkel #1 with Bookends, 70' Elvis received multiple threats during his 4 week Vegas re...

BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Eulogizing John McCain, shooting at a Madden tournament, fired for farting, Alan Trammell's number retired, Jefferey Dahmer's panache, Nathanial Abraham supporters and green blob tattoos are all the rage.

Lynyrd Skynyrd knew how to party back in the day. RIP to Ed King, who passed away while Drew was watching the new documentary on Showtime.

Paul Flart was unjustly fired from his security guard gig for posting his farts on Instagram.

Alan Trammell had his number retired by the Tigers today on Alan Trammell day. How convenient!

Multiple people are dead after a shooting at a Madden 19 tournament in Jacksonville. It was streamed live on Twitch & you can hear the shots being fired. SIST: Atlanta vs. Atlanta wouldn't happen in real life.

Aretha Franklin Death news day #643: Aretha had a ton of homes, some nicer than others. Michael Scott & Al Sharpton have a new competitor in the R-E-S-P-E-C-T spelling contest. PETA wants her furs to put back on animals. The Westboro Baptist church is protesting her funeral and it's not because it's full of politician speaking including Bill Clinton.

John McCain passed away this weekend. What an amazing life. Plus he introduced us to the Palin family!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has a nice tweet about McCain's death that amounted to treason for some of her followers.

Too much death as Robin Leach also died & became this weekend's "Farrah Fawcett".

The scammers are bypassing old idiots and going right at college idiots now.

Preseason football update: It's still boring & the Lions are still the Lions.

Nathaniel Abraham claims he being tortured in jail. More importantly his supporters still exist.

Murder Made Me Famous on Reelz focused on Jeffrey Dahmer this week. The commenters seemed to love Jeff. It must be because he was loaded with 'gay panache'.

An assistant principal in Troy was arrested for home invasion for the alleged purpose of stealing opioids. She got $40 & WASN'T FIRED.

Ben Affleck's ex is a hero for letting him hit rock bottom, but he's a bigger hero for going to rehab for the third time.

BranDon went to Niagara Falls & Toronto for vacation so he could make Kristin play video games at the Hockey Hall of Fame.

An officer in Westland was suspended for making a "questionable decision" like many people do every day.

Tattoo News: Cardi B is nude with a green blob, Janelle from Teen Mom is dancing with a green blob, Justin Bieber has a stupid mustache & a green blob and Mel B has a green blob & a new tattoo to match her hairdresser.

A 13-year-old crashed an ambulance because he cannot steer.

Paris Jackson wished Macaulay Culkin happy birthday and we know about it.

Aaron Hernandez sold his jersey to Chad Ocho Cinco do fund a drug deal.

Asia Argento made some great decisions.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

OJ Simpson laughs off his murders with Sacha Baron Cohen, Art Alexakis from Everclear calls in, Demi Lovato's drug dealer/boyfriend talks to TMZ, the Brampton Batman breaks his silence with us, John McCain's mom is still alive and Drew wants everyone to know he just worked out.

The Drew and Mike show is at Mesa Tequila and Tacos on Main St in Royal Oak September 1st from 4-7pm. Arts, Beats and Eats footsteps away. UM vs ND on the big screen at 7:30pm if you want to see Marc celebrate or cry. If you're going to Arts Beats & Eats this weekend stop by Szott Ford in Holly first to pick up some free passes.

The Juice was on the season finale of Who Is America? HOO hoo HA HA'ing his way through a series of murder allegations.

Tom Brady got butthurt again over a WEEI morning show host questioning Brady's cultish trainer & hung up the phone so he could go cry about it.

We're talking to Art Alexakis from Everclear about their upcoming appearance at Arts Beats & Eats, Andy Dick making an appearance in an Everclear video, Sponge playing the Summerland Tour with Everclear & making good friends with Art & breaking the cycle of bad parenting.

Trudi went to the Hydroplane Boat Races Saturday with her friends to w̶a̶t̶c̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶a̶c̶e̶s̶ drink a lot & wake up in a bed full of crushed Cheetos.

Jeffrey Dahmer had a certain panache that increased his efficiency in luring in gay guys, drugging them & putting a hole in their heads.

Demi Lovato's dated her drug dealer & now he's spilling to TMZ.

Jennifer Garner has finalized her divorce with Ben Affleck, but won't give up on trying to blow his buzz & get him into rehab.

David Katz is the latest loser that decided to shoot up competitors at an Xbox Madden tournament. Steve Tasker had the indignity of interviewing him back when he was just a 7th seed loser in 2017.

John McCain news: He's getting a lot of points for the clip of him correcting a supporter at his rally who claimed Obama was an Arab. His mom, 106-year-old Roberta McCain, made a statement about the death of her 81-year-old son Senator John McCain. Cindy McCain is considering just changing the name plate on the desk & taking over her husband's Senate seat.

President Trump live streamed his call to the Mexican President on CNBC & experienced some technological differences & a bit of LAG!!!!

The Brampton Batman is taking some time out of his Bat schedule to talk to us about getting pulled over in the Batmobile, helping the police to solve a few crimes, & the inventory on the utility belt. Drew figures out his true motive.

The crowd is turning on Pope Francis for the latest Pennsylvania pedophile debacle along with new allegations that the Pope himself covered for a cardinal.

The Foo Fighters did a free show at the Hollywood Palladium billed as the Holy Shits.

Asia Argento has been BLOWN OUT of her X Factor Italy gig.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

On this 'Best of': A Lego Heist, Maggs' eye popped out, Magnum PIs kicked out of Comerica Park, BranDon's neighbor Marcus was keeping an eye out and we try to get to the bottom of the Usher herpes story.

The Drew and Mike show is at Mesa Tequila and Tacos on Main St in Royal Oak September 1st from 4-7pm. Arts, Beats and Eats footsteps away. UM vs ND on the big screen at 7:30pm if you want to see Marc celebrate or cry.

A Lego heist has gone down & a very suspicious Brian Richards calls us back to give us the details about the job & the list of suspects.

Maggs & Layla have been through a lot but not much was worse than the time Maggs' eye popped out & he had to be relegated to the cone of shame.

A bunch of guys going out for a bachelor party at Comerica Park got kicked out for all dressing as Magnum P.I. & causing a distraction. We gave the mastermind behind the theme party a call to find out the details & see if they're banned from the park.

BranDon's neighbor Marcus is retired from his career & has taken up being a KFC Masterchef in his spare time. We gave Marcus a call to talk about the Colonel's secret recipe & hear about having BranDon as a neighbor.

Usher allegedly gave Quantasia Sharpton a case of the herpes. Usher denied the allegations not because of the STD, but more because everything was a little... big.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Urban Meyer's biggest punishment was a press conference, Ben Affleck seems pumped for rehab, a talk with a Spinner, the Brampton Batman, the battle over the world record for auto sales and beware of Mrs. Hilner.

In case you're worried about BranDon's absence, know that he's at Niagara Falls taking a mental health week.

The Drew and Mike show is at Mesa Tequila and Tacos on Main St in Royal Oak September 1st from 4-7pm. Arts, Beats and Eats footsteps away. UM vs ND on the big screen at 7:30pm if you want to see Marc celebrate or cry.

Urban Meyer was suspended 3 games despite what the internal investigation found because everything in college sports is arbitrary.

The parking situation at Drew's house sucks worse than usual, but fortunately it looks like they're in the home stretch...Slow down.

Drew BLOWS!!!: Hurricane Drew Lane is Hulking out on Hawaii.

Ben Affleck got an intervention from his ex-wife after being dressed down during his kid's soccer game & now he's headed to rehab. #WhereIsMattDamon.

The Brampton Batman got pulled over by Ontario Police looking for a selfie while cruising in the (cool) Batmobile.

Richie Incognito got arrested for going all Richie Incognito on a funeral home worker for refusing to cut his father's head off.

The Michael Cohen Truth Fund has hit $143,899 in 2 days. Meanwhile Jerry & his speed gun are still stuck at a measly $82.

Bob Lamey was an announcer for the Colts. He retold a story to a co-worker & quoted the 'N' word, leading to his retirement & the subsequent tracking down & firing of the speaker of the original quote.

Eli drops by the studio to talk about the death of radio & starting a podcast of his own.

Trudi is so hard up for entertainment that she went to breakfast & a parade.

Between Maryland & OSU- College Football is having a hell of a year!

We play another round of What's The Rule? with another rather ridicKulous scenario.

Henry Fambrough from The Spinners is coming to Arts Beats & Eats September 1st so we give him a call to talk about the show, Aretha & lip syncing to a Dionne Warwick vocal live on Soul Train.

Mary Kay Cosmetics is putting out the call to all pink Cadillac owners to show up for a motorcade at Aretha Franklin's funeral.

MSU gymnastics coach Kathie Klages has finally been charged for lying to police in an attempt to cover for Larry Nassar.

The Detroit Lions acquired an anthem kneeler in a trade from the 49ers.

Trudi has been counting the hours till Tiger Woods & Phil Mickelson go mono y mono for $9M.

Winter Of The Beard is hosting the 3rd annual Brian Smith Memorial golf scramble to benefit veterans September 29th in Clarkston.

The Thai Cave Kids have enough Instagram followers to start making some serious dough on Cameo.

'Unpacking' is the new 'at the end of the day'.

Ali Reda had to go through the heartbreak of telling his young twins that because of some old bagel named Joe Girard, daddy won't be making it to the Guinness Book of World Records.

David Pecker & the National Enquirererer have been granted federal immunity in the Michael Cohen case.