Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

We talk to Heather Catallo from WXYZ, no father of the year for Tommy Lee, #MeToo for Mark Cuban, OJ Simpson murdered Ron & Nicole, Drew loves Hugh Grant movies part 2 and more songs from Matt Farley!

New Die Hard...? NO.. DEATH WISH!!

Bachelor nation has turned on Arie & it's ugly

Heather Catallo calls in to discuss the murder of Ally Brueger

Miss Nancy from Romper Room won't say Drew or Trudi's name but The Guy Who Sing Your Name Over & Over will sing it over & over

Chelsea Clinton has decided she is not friends with Ivanka Trump anymore, but she probably likes Stephen Colbert for going easy on her.

The market was recovering....AND IT'S GONE!!

Drew is seeking a restraining order for cameras against David Hogg

Officer accused of stalking/groping a female driver

Stacking Cubes on top of #MeToo cases: Mark Cuban accused of "reaching in" a girl's pants while taking a selfie.

Marc is still on the hunt for the elusive William Chappell III from The Benefactor.

DPS are the "fucking shit schools" that the kids said bye bye to years ago... unless it's count day

Jacob Graham arrested after posting a picture of himself with a RENTED gun (geez Drew) & declaring himself the next school shooter. Leading to Drew's Twitter tiff with "Creeper VanDude"

Matt Farley is doing more custom songs!

O.J. recorded a confession interview to promote If I Did It that is going to be a TV special now. Spoiler Alert: He did. By Himself

American Idol is working to edit SEACREST OUT!!!

Tommy Lee got knocked OUT by his son for being a jerk to his mom Pam Anderson. He then wants to "cancel" the 911 call.

Billy McFarland of Fyre (not Fry) Festival fame guilty of 2 counts of wire fraud. Ja Rule OK.

Jesse Osborne wanted to be a better school shooter than his hero's Dylan Klebold & Eric Harris.

Turpin's kid had access to a computer & YouTube account but still had to escape from a window for some reason

Today in rock to include: 62' The Beatles radio debut with Teenagers Turn, 65' Bob Dylan released Subterranean Homesick Blues, 69' Small Faces became just the regular Faces, 73' Ron McKernan died at 27, 73' Paul McCartney fined $170 for growing weed, 90' Donny Osmond won most unwelcomed comeback, 03' Mark Knopfler in a motorcycle accident, 08' China pissed at Bjork for yelling 'Tibet' at a concert

Love Actually IS a Hugh Grant movie & I'm not sure why it ever was a debate. Find out more in Soft Magazine's movie issue.

Denzel Washington wore a dental dam for Roman J. Israel Esq.

Drew's still trying to find loopholes for the colonoscopy partner situation.

Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Malcolm Maddox needs $100 million, The Bachelor milks an hour out of dead air, rock is dead and Maz makes it all about him, sweetheart.

We’re turning Mesa in Royal Oak into O’McMesa on St. Patrick’s Day. Come hang out-here’s a map.

MC50 are going to be at the Fillmore but it's just noise to Maz.

The Bachelor got pretty wild for the finale... and America is mad.

Robert from My 600lb Life died of a heart attack during the show. When will it air?

Arie took the ring back after choosing Semen Leg.

The music industry is wrecked: Best Buy & Target stopped selling CD's & now Spotify is struggling to stay alive. Vinyl is making a comeback though.

Oscar ratings down 20% since last year & nobody wants to take credit for it

SNL is just a bunch of meanies now

Malcom Maddox wants to piss on you... allegedly

Black Chyna has a HUGGEE ass

Jeff Bezos surpassed Bill but not Melinda Gates as the wealthiest person alive.

Maz tells the story of the time he got iced by Anna Kournikova.

Maz makes some pretty bogus claims about Drew & Marc's low text message reply rate, but is actually correct about one thing.

Tom is out of TV timeout to watch one of the more uncomfortable Bachelor Finales

Chris Harrison won an award for softest man alive in Soft Magazine.

Mr. Skin was on Stern & brought up 3 chicks we haven't seen before: Tina Louise, Maureen McCormick & Lynda Carter

Breaking News: WLUP flips from Rock to Christian Rock.

Today in rock to include: 66' Phil Spector recorded Tina Turner River Deep Mountain High, 70' Bridge Over Troubled Waters #1, 71' Jackson 5 & Osmond brother #1 & #2, 73' Dueling Banjos got a gold record, 80' Coal Miner's Daughter the Loretta Lynn doc released, 87' Beastie Boys #1 with Licensed To Ill the first for a rap album, 91'George Michael sexiest male artist, 09' Coolio arrested for drugs at an LA airport

We recall the time we woke up Kirby Puckett to put him on Japanese radio with Keisho, our FAKE translator.

Maz snuck Kennedy into the show somehow.

Something was weird about Sam Nunberg but Maz tuned out so we're activating "CYA mode".

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

#OscarsSoBoring. #BaldwinSoBoring. Cash Me Outside is going on tour.  David Hogg is still on tour.

We're turning Mesa in Royal Oak into O'McMesa on St. Patrick's Day. Come hang out-here's a map.

Jim Nabors was (not) snubbed by the Oscars.

Some dude stole Frances McDormand's Oscar & hit the town to show it off.

Ryan Seacrest won't wear a #TimesUp pin as he powers straight through #MeToo with untied shoes.

Sunday's with Alec Baldwin is going to set boredom records

Sam Rockwell observes the "no 3 names" rule while referring to Phil Hoffman

Women hate technology

Jennifer Lawrence is a giant.

Armie Hammer dodged Ryan Seacrest with a case of stomach faux flu

Detroit dispensaries leaving the city & taking the money with them

The R. Kelly protest at LCA was actually pretty big but almost nobody covered it

Richard Spencer was coming to MSU to have a cocktail party but some girly fighting broke out instead

Drew's just asking for some stitches as he speaks out in favor of the snitches. He was also so distraught about Jim Nabors he couldn't finish BranDon's prep.

March Madness bracketology begins.

BranDon has some numbers to try: We try Tipsy McStaggers, the bar that was hosting Richard Spencer, but they closed early. Then we get 100 year old Matilda on the phone to wish her a happy birthday. We leave messages for Michael who had a road rage incident with Chevy Chase a message & a holiday maker.

A woman in AZ was pissed to find out her new home was used to film porn

Danielle 'Cash Me Outside' Bregoli is going on tour as Bhad Bhabie

Today in rock to include: 65' My Girl #1, 66' Paint It Black on Ed Sullivan, 70' Charles Manson put out an album titled Lie, 70' David Bowie released The Prettiest Star, 71' Led Zeppelin played Stairway To Heaven for the 2nd time live, 73' Elvis will not be headed to the UK, 73' Slade #1 with Cum On Feel The Noize, 98' Liam Gallagher in court after head butting a fan, 01' some dude hid in a church to tape Madonna's baby's christening, 04' David Crosby arrested in New York for a gun & weed, 04' Diane Richie sought more spousal support to pay for her plastic surgery, 09' Michael Jackson took his kids to see Oliver, 16' Lana Rae Meisner wife of Randy Meisner died after an accidental self inflicted gun shot

David Hogg is back & pushing his buddy Cameron out of his spotlight

The 'Hero' Florida teacher is actually a coward

Bachelor Finale tonight with Boring Hot Girl & Semen Leg

Emma Watson got a #Time'sUp tattoo minus the apostrophe

Jemele Hill says the Chris Berman racist voicemail allegations are bogus

Johnny Depp played with STP (& with too many accessories) to kick off their US tour with Jeff Gutt

Sam Nunberg let loose on Sarah Huckabee Sanders & he's not going to testify... but he may have been drinking.

According to Drew's clickbait the average gay guy has 500 partners.

Jim Bentley (@jimbentley22) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Michigan Basketball Back to Back Big Ten Champs- & terribly distracting. Ryan Seacrest gets the cold shoulder. Alex Baldwin gets Presidential tweet meant for Alec Baldwin. Old men are getting ripped off. Drew is counting everything.

OJ Simpson's lost interview is coming to Fox. Spoiler Alert: He murdered Nicole & Ron.

Poke Elton John & you ruin the fun for everyone.

Today in Rock: Crazy Patsy Cline dies, Jesus v. John Lennon: Stinkfest, Hendrix's manager dies, John Belushi dies, Kurt Cobain OD'd & the Village People's Biker died.

Oscars: Ryan Seacrest is trying to interview stars.  It went juuuusssttt fine. Does E! have a delay for his stupid red carpet show, or what? The Razzies were announced. Forget Rotten Tomatoes: It's 2018 & Rotten Apples is a thing for some reason.

SNL returned last night & they had a great idea for an awards show. President Trump still doesn't like Alec Baldwin's impersonation, so he tweeted something about Alex Baldwin. Alex was nice enough to talk to us & he's from Brighton.

Murder on CMU's campus.  Student killed his parents after they came to pick him up because of his erratic behavior.

Delta v NRA v Georgia rages on.  All over 13 coupons.

48 Hours had another story on someone that got away with murder. SIST: nice computer monitor.

The 1st male victim of Larry Nassar's steps forward.

Old Man crime victims: 91 year old carjacked in Greektown. This cultural appropriating "church lady" swindles money from a guy out of state.

Mitch Albom really going out on a limb again.

Slow down Auto Show.

We address some of our tech changes.  ENJOY!

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Mr. Skin's Anatomy Awards! Johnny Manziel gives the origin story of Billy Manziel, White House on Hope Hicks - "hate to see you go, but we love to watch you leave", Dick's Sporting Goods isn't run by Dick, Drew is entertainment starved.

There are more guys covering girls than we first thought. No one does it better than Boyce Avenue.

Ryan Seacrest boycott incoming, maybe he should've just tied his own shoes.

Eh boy, we're late for Mr. Skin... AGAIN!!! Fortunately, he has time to tell us about the 19th annual Anatomy Awards & 4th annual Manatomy Awards

Trudi gives a report on the Steve Winwood show!

Tony Z & Immortal Synn are coming to Royal Oak, July 14th

Drew must be really bored. He listened to some new podcasts: Appetite for Distortion, a GNR podcast & The Forward Podcast with Lance Armstrong

According to Drew Rule, the parole board will now serve the remainder of the sentence for the man that was paroled & killed 4 before fleeing to Ohio.

In what many consider a dick move, Dick's Sporting Goods is no longer selling assault style weapons

Stoneman Douglas Update: David Hogg went back to school- The Crisis Actors Studio. A dad admits to doctoring the CNN email. The Uber driver that drove Cruz to Stoneman Douglas has broken her silence to say nothing.

Stephen Clark & Sally Ann Roberts say goodbye

Hope Hicks is now the 4th White House Communications Director that has resigned

Ivanka really didn't like being asked about Trump's alleged sexual misconduct.

Tooth Fairy payouts have plummeted, HOLD!

Johnny Manziel recently explained what happened in Vegas & how activating 'see ya mode' turned him into Billy Manziel

Today in rock to include: 61' Elvis signed a five year movie deal, 67' Beatles recorded Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, 69' Jim Morrison arrested for whipping it out in Miami during a concert, 79' Joy Division played in London, 80' Blondie #1 with Atomic, 86' Mr Mister 2 week run at #1, 91' Frank Smith of Air Supply died 94' Nirvana played final concert, 95' Bill Berry of R.E.M collapsed during a gig, 97' Bowie Bonds issued on the stock exchange, 01' Diddy was his own star witness in the Biggie case, 16' Ginger Baker went into immediate retirement 

Ron & Nancy had movie nights at Camp David. Say No to Drugs, but Yes to Booze.

Walmart banning gun sales to under 21

Mesa Tacos & Tequila March 17th in Royal Oak, more details soon.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

It's an early & possibly distracted show today. Trump tanks the market. Alec Baldwin gets another TV show. Keith Richards is sorry. Drew needs a very special friend to spend some time with him soon.

David Hogg is everywhere doing everything. No word on Sunday's Oscars yet.

Ryan Seacrest is done son. But at least he has Kelly.

#TimesUp on Alex Jones after allegedly making racist & sexually inappropriate comments.

There is no getting rid of Omarosa

Alec Baldwin is still inexplicably defending Woody Allen & now he's getting a talk show that nobody will watch.

George Clooney's Mom & Dad adopted an adult.

In case you thought the royal wedding couldn't get more boring: The Spice Girls are playing

Not saying the Jehovah's Witnesses' are a cult, but they are.

GTE call block seems to have worked this time as we are unable to get a hold of the Prince

Trudi goes to some pretty awful meetings & Drew keeps scheduling fun medical procedures

Some chick ran out of sick days so she gave birth live on the morning show.

FIST FM presents the FISTING of the Day: Wells Fargo closed accounts of fraud victims 

Putin unleashed some new tech at the State of the Nation address, Jackass Flats claims the new tech is soooooo 2017.

Robert Kraft's girlfriend had some other dudes baby

Keith Richards says sorry to Mick Jagger over a stupid vasectomy joke & takes a whack at Taylor Swift

Another middle school boy was raped by his hot teacher... leading to a bunch of puns

Chris Pratt gets dumped on for praying for Kevin Smith

Twitter wants YOU to help fix Twitter

Drew tries to figure out ways to weasel out of his colonoscopy.

Some dude swallowed a kilo of hash & ended up in a Tokyo prison.

#PooWatch update: No fecal matter yet, but a slight stain on the toilet paper, Drew thinks he's eating it

Georgia cut Delta's tax breaks for cutting out the NRA

State of Michigan is cutting personal taxes

Tabloids: Angelina Jolie is jealous, Hewitt is not Harry's real father and Tom Cruise needs the Vagician.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Ryan Ermanni is efficient, Ryan Seacrest is sexually stunted, Garrison Keillor is a boring romantic, a "Classy" review of The Bachelor, Alex Jones gets strike two, Georgia v Delta v the NRA and Maz stays on track.

MTV has no problem plugging Farrah Abraham's porn gigs. Teen Mom is traumatizing everybody.

India is giving free TUBES to the needy

We call Ryan Ermanni who traveled far & wide to investigate the pothole problem in Metro Detroit

Ryan Seacrest allegedly can't dress himself or tie his shoes, likes to nap with his stylist & will still be hosting the E! Oscars Show

Garrison Keillor has some odd moves when he hit on his help.

Anybody know how O'Reilly's podcast is doing?

Alex Jones is now 1 strike away from being banned on YouTube

Amazon paid no taxes in 2017 & not because they didn't make any money.

Georgia is coming for Delta for going after the NRA

Vote NO for all road millages.

17 people ticketed for fare hopping on the QLine. More importantly- no way 3,000 people are riding every day.

David Hogg "baited" Alex Jones... and of course it worked.

The Joe must go... or no?

Today in rock to include: 70' Peter Green of Fleetwood Mac talked about giving away all his money before ending up in an asylum, 70' Eva Von Zeppelin threatened to sue if the band used the name in Denmark, 70' Bobby Bloom shot himself at 28, 77' Ray Charles was attacked while on stage, 81' Eddie Rabbitt #1 with I Love A Rainy Night, 83' Thriller knocked off of #1 by U2, 84' Michael Jackson won 7 Grammys, 96' Coolio Best Rap Performance Grammy for Gangsta's Paradise, 06' 2 stewards killed at a Kanye show

It's the anniversary of the FBI Raid in Waco, the Gulf War ended & too many people watched the MASH finale.  The Joe Millionaire finale is the saddest chapter of American TV viewing history.

Lots of people get turned down for The Bachelor due to herpes, Fantasy Suite talk with boring Kendall & poor Lauren.  Some dude shows up to propose to his ex-girlfriend 5 minutes post-coitus with Arie.

Mr. Skin tomorrow!

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Russian Five documentary coming soon! Monica Lewinsky likes big words, Melrose Place messes: Heather Locklear & Jamie Luner, Alex Jones v. YouTube and who is watching the Walking Dead?

The show bends over backwards to accommodate Trudi so she can go see Steve Winwood.

Russian Five documentary screening April 11th at the Fillmore... time to do some prep!

Jennifer Lawrence's boobs save the day & the box office

Heather Locklear arrested for domestic dispute & her boyfriend's new found freedom was halted moments later by a DUI 

Jamie Luner #MeToo'd a 16 year old back in 1998.

 The Pope was beaning kids in the head during the Vatican snowball fight

The idiot who killed his family & staged it to look like a robbery isn't getting the death penalty. SIST: Learn how to stage a robbery.

Nice legacy Weinstein Company

James Franco ducking the Oscars makes us think about what else is out there about him.

Kevin Smith had a massive heart-attack

Old Man (artist) yells at (Google) cloud.

We're going to be at Mesa Tacos and Tequila  on St. Patrick's Day. Time TBD

Nobody complained about Matt Farley, so don't start now.

Lisa Marie Presley lost $100 million of Elvis' fortune investing in American Idol  Silver lining: No more stupid hats for her ex.

We still miss our friend Greg Giraldo

Bill Cosby's daughter died her way out of her dad's retrial

We call Joshua Riehl to talk about the Russian Five documentary coming to the Fillmore April 11th

BranDon got his water heater fixed!  Will the bad luck turn?

The Patty Hearst story was pretty weird.

Monica Lewinsky was pushing her intelligence in a new Vanity Fair article

Washington governor asks Trump to stop tweeting.  He'll tweet about it in the AM.

Support for gun control is the highest it's been since 93'

Alex Jones got his first strike on YouTube

David Hogg isn't going back to school till gun laws are fixed

14 year old arrested for terror threats at Whiteford High

Nobody is watching The Walking Dead anymore.

Breaking News: Seacrest off the hook for sexual harassment, but the story is out now.

Today in Rock to include: 77' Keith Richards arrested at Toronto's Harbour Castle Hotel, 80' The Doobie Brothers song of the year with What A Fool, 88' George Michael sixth #1 with Father Figure, 91' James Brown paroled after 2 years, 99' Britney Spears starts a two week run at #1 with Baby One More Time, 04' Cops called on Michael Jackson for shopping with a mask on, 07' Bobby Brown arrested for unpaid child support, 10' U2 highest selling band in 2009

Drew's Dad got a new hip & is doing very well!!!

Jim Bentley (@jimbentley22) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

MSU woes- except on the court! Jen Aniston v. Justin Theroux. Aaron Carter's self reporting lies. NRA v. Companies. Olympics are done- Period.

His name is Drew & he is awesome.

Dan Dakich just learned the Chris Farley died.  Worse yet- he said he wasn't funny.

MSU Update: Basketball won the Big 10 today & Miles Bridges played. When it rains, it pours. Even the cloud of Larry Nassar is affecting the economy... of overpriced books.

Kim Kardashian's sex tape still makes money.

Farrah Abraham will go away now.

Today in Rock: Jimmy Page's single does nothing. The Jam was signed. Sex Pistols in court. Chris Cross wins too many awards. Soy Bomb!, ODB steals a mic, George Michael passed out & arrested... again.

Jennifer Aniston is dominating the tabloids.  Everyone's team Justin, except Brad "Pin" Pitt & this turd.  We find out about an AD Cover Jinx & that no one wanted to go Amy Schumer's wedding.

Check out the slowest & softest band in the world!

Sgt Aaron Carter is suffering from PTSD.

Did anyone else like Roman J Israel, Esq.? Or The House?

The Olympics are over.  A week ago when everyone loved Mirai Nagasu, now she sucks. And she's gross.

Donald Trump is Teflon. He opened the CPAC set with his "bald spot" material.

The NRA is losing all their coupons.  People now think that the airlines care about people.

RIP Ron Ilitch.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Busy phone day: Eddie Money, Toilet Bowl Cleaners, "Anti-porn @ Burger King" guy, RidicKalous Trevor & the best hotel front desk attendant ever. Plus: Crisis actors, broke Lisa Marie, shamed Farrah Abraham & Kylie Jenner tanks Snapchat.

This dude's penis was cut off & flushed down the toilet.  No need to plunge it either.

There's a lack of respect in the Olympics! USA! USA! USA!

Trudi was starting fights at the Costco gas station

Parkland Florida school shooting update: Rubio got faced at the gun control town hall last night. Millennials are amazing after all. President Trump wants background checks. CNN stole this kid's thunder.

We call Trevor Rose who dropped a RidicKalous on The Nine yesterday.

Drew gets some last-minute show prep in before we call Eddie Money

R. Kelly protests went nowhere

Gwyneth Paltrow invited Weinstein to stay with her in the Hamptons & then denied him 3 times.

Brendan Fraser got his taint tickled by the former president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. Leading to an awkward clap.

Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham was porn shamed out of a career

The Money Man calls the studio to talk about rock n' roll opening day at DTE May 25th.

A refreshingly honest salesman lists his car on craigslist.

Mia Khalifa was at the Dearborn Inn & we call to try catch her. The male staff was very interested in her stay.

We call Richard who was at the Burger King that was playing porn on the TV's & scarring little kids for life.

The Guy Who Sings About Cities & Towns talks to us about how he gets his inspiration. He confirms he is in fact The Toilet Bowl Cleaners.

Harvard's president is too white, too male & too straight.

John Engler is donating his MSU money back to the university but people are still pissed.

Lisa Marie Presley blew all $24 Million of the King's cash, Blue Ivy is trying to blow Jay & Bey's fortune buying Louis Vuitton bags.

Musical chairs are just as bad as dodgeball now.

Influencer Kylie Jenner tanked Snapchat's stock with a tweet.

Somebody in Ferndale burned their house down trying to smoke bomb a skunk. It could have been us!

This girl is being photoshopped into every tragedy to be appear as a crisis actor

Today in Rock to include: 72' Priscilla moved out of Elvis Presley's CA home, 74' Rebel Rebel by Bowie hit #5 on UK charts, 76' AC/DC shot the video for It's A Long Way To The Top, 78' Fleetwood Mac wins Grammy for Album of the Year, 85' Stevie Wonder arrested during a demonstration, 95' Melvin Franklin died of a seizure at 52, 03'  it was reported that MJ underwent a bleaching procedure to become white, 13' Jermaine Jackson changed his name to Jacksun

Possible St. Patrick's Day/NCAA Basketball tournament/Saturday night appearance, save the date!!

Have a great weekend!

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