Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Dallas Mavericks' sex crazed front office, backlash against Stoneman Douglas students, R Kelly's in town & a listener (we think) made it on local news.

The Toilet Bowl Cleaners have been moonlighting.

Drew’s voice sounds better than how his jaw looks.

President Trump hosted a listening session with the students about school shooting.

R Kelly is performing tonight at LCA. People protested & someone at the Free Press actually denounced him!

Mitch couldn't denounce R Kelly because he was too busy writing a sequel no one asked for with "5 more people for us to meet in heaven"  Trudi makes an embarrassing admission.

One of the Highers brothers got locked up again for allegedly beating his wife.

Curtis Dawkins is making bank on his books while serving life in prison.

School shooting update: Polls support gun control even among NRA members. "Good one Dinesh D’Souza" said no one. The Parkland High situation is starting to go sideways.

Ski Ballet is way cooler than ice dancing.  The Olympics ratings are down because there isn’t enough Matt Lauer. NBC couldn’t cover Parkland because they sent all their anchors to PyeongChang.

Raj Nair President of Ford NA was BLOWN OUT following #MeToo accusations.

The President of the Mavericks wants to make gangbangs happen. Cubes claims to know nothing… FAKE!

94% of women in Hollywood have been sexually harassed according to a USA Today poll.

Black Panther has black people and all... BUT WHERE ARE THE GAYS!!!!!

Terry Crews still has to pay WME.

Tavis Smiley suing PBS over sexual misconduct allegations after his podcast failed to take off.

Milo Yiannopoulos was guest trolling & hocking boner pills for Alex Jones.

Marc delivers a beautiful eulogy for Billy Graham.

Trevor Rose threw out a RiDickalous on The Nine. He has to be a listener.

Wendy Williams says she has Grave’s disease & that’s why she fainted, but she’s not fooling Drew.

Today in Rock to include: 68’ Otis Redding #1 with Sitting On A Cock Cause I’m Gay, 70’ Simon & Garfunkel #1 with Bridge Over Troubled Water, 76’ Florence Ballard of The Supremes died of a heart attack at 32, 82’ DJ Murray The K aka the self-proclaimed 5th Beatle died, 86’ Metallica released Master Of Puppets, 02’ Elton John accuses the music industry of exploitative practices towards young performers, 08’ Britney Spears loses visitation rights for her children, 08’ Government employee at US national security lab stalked Chester Bennington of Linkin Park.

Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

We talk to the world's greatest salesman, more on the Keego Harbor murders/suicide. Florida shooting conspiracy theories. Maz defends his phone usage.

Drew got his Joe DiMaggio tooth pulled today.  How will the medication affect the show?

Rain rain go away. No one knows what taxes pay for anymore.

Lauren B. from the Bachelor is a snooze.

Boys are broken. Men, on the other hand, are perfect.

The kids from Parkland High are being 'coached' by democratic operatives.

Ali Reda had a minute to squeeze in an interview with us between sales.

Rae Carruth calls WBTV to break his silence & apologize to himself for being locked up.

Jim Kiertzner, from WXYZ, talk to us  about the Jehovah's Witnesses involvement in the Keego Harbor triple-murder suicide & the fake PhD at a Detroit sleep clinic

More conspiracy theories on the Florida Shooting

Elizabeth Swaney gamed the system & ended up in the Olympics.

Maz thoroughly recaps an episode of Crashing, leading him to thoroughly remember the time he tried to help his buddy get clean

The Monica Lewinsky files are going to be released.

Andy Dick is in the news & it's not good

Everyone rescinds their birthday wishes to Tom.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Fergie hates America. Rae Carruth breaks his silence. Marilyn Manson's 5 song show. The Florida school shooting judge is attractive. Laura Ingram v. LeBron James. And Drew's Mouth of Skank.

Meth sounds great... at least for a day.  Drew marathon'd Locked Up Abroad this weekend.

For some reason this is a tradition: Eddie Money opening the Rock season at DTE May 25th.

Triple murder & suicide in Keego Harbor blamed on Jehovah's Witnesses shunning the shooter.

A Cheboygan couple breaks up & male claims his ex's dad framed him for drug dealing.

Fergie is sorry for ruining the National Anthem. Does anyone ever mention that the Black Eyed Peas changed "Let's Get Retarded" to "Let's Get it Started"?

Happy Anniversary Britney Spears Hair Auction!

Today in rock to include: 59' Hendrix debuts at a synagogue, 70' Instant Karma released in the US, 76' KISS had their footprints cemented at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, 77' Stevie Wonder wins Best Album Grammy with Songs In The Key Of Life, 03' Great White disaster at The Station in RI.

Rae Carruth from the Panthers breaks his silence & is seeking custody of his son.  The All Prisoner NFL Team is impressive.

Russian curlers are wasting dope trying to sweep faster.  Just let them all do drugs.

Mouth of Skank Update: Drew is losing his Joe DiMaggio tooth.

JD Martinez finally signed with the Red Sox for 5 years at $110 million.

SIST: the Parkland High shooter's judge is hot. And has poor taste in men.

Laura Ingraham labeled racist (when she's really just a grammar nazi) for her opinion of LeBron James.

Michael Strahan interviewed the guardians of the Parkland shooter. Pay no attention to the GMA fans between their heads.

Switzerland bans boiling lobsters because it's not a nice way to kill them before you masticate them.

Muhammad Ali nearly lost his ass as a conscientious objector.

We call Claudio who is 4 beers deep (lightweight) & went to the Manson show that was cut short.

Tainted Love covers leads to an audit of the show's fart drop library & the greatest display of teamwork ever.

University of Michigan calls Drew back asking for him to pay for his PSL. The lazy members of the podcast decide it's an opportunity to end the show.

Jim Bentley (@jimbentley22) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Nothing anyone does matters. The show goes off the rails. Louise Harrison takes our call. Karen McDougal is the closest we've been to a President's penis. ESPN v. MSU. The "Greatest Salesman" ever is pissed. And farts bring down a plane.

Twitter saved the show last week.

An Olympic skier kissed his boyfriend & people were either really mad or really really excited.

The Guinness World Record for the most car sales has been broken!  But the old holder of the auction isn't going out without a fight. We try calling the "World's Greatest Salesman".

We call Louise Harrison, George's sister. She's popping off about breaking the Beatles in America.

Florida school shooting update: The couple that brought the shooter lived with are speaking. They provide some "insignificant trivia". Mitch Album doesn't want to write about, but still writes about it. Rochelle Riley sees race in the shooting. President Trump has some thoughts about Florida.

MSU is mad at ESPN's unethical story.

President Trump had a 9 month affair with someone we had in-studio.

Today in Rock: Everly Brothers perform on Ed Sullivan, Blinded by the Light hits #1, Freddie Mercury's final appearance, no hemorrhoid commercial for the Cash family & Michael Jackson has Michael Jordan's ball.

Drew has a Lawrence O'Donnell type meltdown.

Jamie Foxx doesn't want to talk about his girlfriend Katie Holmes.

New action film: Farts on a plane.

The South Lyon football boosters are not going to auction off an AR15... & they were never auctioning off a Chinese man.

Very sad murder/suicide in Keego Harbor.

More from Chris Rock: Tambourine on Netflix.

Even though less people are going more tickets are being sold for Pistons games.

Today is Maz's favorite day.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Chatting with Lenny Dykstra, new Chris Rock Netflix special, a Detroit Tiger #metoo, Baio v. Eggert will survive until the end of time, media coverage of the Florida shooting and the most boring sounding summer camp.

Jimi Hendrix is still dead, but is putting out some new tunes.

Drew’s becoming a deadbeat that forgets to pay his bills.

What a surprise that we’re having server issues.  It’s up annnnnnd it’s gone!

Our new favorite song is the autotune version of The Room.

A crying brat on an 8 hour flight raised hell screaming & climbing all over the cabin.

WEEI radio is powering down their transmitter for 12 hours due to sensitivity training because they lost advertisers.

How many of the “10 financial mistakes women should avoid” has Trudi made?

Trudi’s in love with Worm Eye Girl

Breaking News: Parkland High shooter left the school, went to WalMart, ate a sub at Subway & hit up McDonald’s for the free WiFi. Oh and the FBI knew about him 5 months ago.

The Today Show is a mess when it comes to handling real news… or any news for that matter.

Proud shitholer Phillip Mudd breaks down crying in the Situation Room & Wolf Blitzer, once again, is clueless as how to handle it.

Layla jailbroke earlier today & proved she could climb the stairs.

Some dude tried to smuggle blow in his fake butt cheeks but was caught when he let out a powdery poof.

Breaking Celebrity News: Jennifer Aniston divorced Justin Theroux’s big dong.

Today in Rock to include: 64’ Following their first appearance one week earlier The Beatles back on Ed Sullivan,72’ Led Zeppelin made Australian debut, 74’ Bob Dylan starts 4 week run at #1 with Planet Waves album, 75’ Cher started her own comedy show on CBS, 85’ Springsteen #1 with Born In The USA, 02’ George Michael was burglarized, 09’ Chris Brown talks about his Rihanna arrest

Derek Norris of the Tigers press conference didn’t go so hot.

MSU hired Harvey Weinstein’s former lawyer & people are livid because that’s the world today

Chris Rock’s new Netflix special was great

Now we know how Survivor winner Jenna Morasca spent all her money.

We Pearl Harbored Lenny Dykstra to talk Charlie Sheen, Kid Rock & the government hit on his head.

Nicole Eggert, aka Eggy, has a new gripe about Scott Baio.  Can this just end please?

Mark Hollis broke his silence to point a finger at ESPN

A Pediatric pedophile was sent to boundaries class for sexting with an 11 year old girl.  How exciting is Juvenile Arthritis Camp?

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Yet another school shooting. Shaun White doesn’t want to talk about gossip. Blake Griffin’s being sued. Baio v Eggart/Polinski just will not end. MSU is a mess & UofM has their own creepy doctor now. But a fluffy dog makes everything ok.

Scott Baio’s people hold a press conference to exonerate him by showing a picture of him & his accuser smiling together  But Alexander Polinsky said Baio threw tea at him

President Trump’s lawyer broke the world’s worst NDA with Trudi’s sister Stormy

White parents are wondering if their kids can wear Black Panther masks for halloween. Yes they can

School shooting at Parkland high in Florida leaves multiple dead & more injured

2 Ohio police officers killed responding to a 911 hang-up

Shaun White hates America because he DRAGGED THE FLAG!!! Oh, he also #MeToo’d a girl in the past & has to answer for it immediately after winning

Nelly likes to jerk it on his fans

R. Kelly cumming to LCA despite #MuteRKelly protest

Blake Griffin sued for palimony by his ‘homeless’ ex that’s jealous of Kendall Jenner

Graffiti artists in Queens sued a real estate developer that scrubbed their work off his building & won $6.7 million

Great Life choice: Quit your job & spend your life savings on a boat you don’t know how to sail

MSU is a mess & Engler is bringing in Blanchard to help to the tune of a $50,000 monthly salary MSU also being sued by a student that was assaulted by a Spartan football player

A puffy dog won best in show at the Westminster Dog Show. There were Papillons there too that looked nothing like Maggs & Layla.

Carrie Underwood & her mangled face made it to the cover of US Weekly 

Pediatric rheumatologist Mark Hoeltzel from U of M charged with child porn & having sex with a teen patient.  He also like to pose as a young boy on Facebook

Today In Rock to include: 65’ Nat King Cole died, 68’ Beatles went to India to study with Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, 69’ Sly and the Family Stone start a 4 week run at #1 with Everyday People, 79’ The Bee Gees named Best Pop Group for Staying Alive

Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey), M.L. Elrick (@elrick) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Happy V Day, Wally Bryson tells rock stories, Miguel Cabrera v. mother of his 2 other kids, SI Swimsuit issue is still a thing, Bill Murray has some thoughts on politics and Melinda & Bill Gates are interviewed on GMA.

Piece of garbage M.L. Elrick is in studio to plug the annual Clark Park charity hockey game.

Anthony in the Credit & Film department of Szott Ford sent us a video of Maz (from the Sales & Shoveling Department) having the time of his life clearing snow off cars.

Breaking News: Bristol Palin & Dakota Meyer have split so she can get a new baby daddy. She's not even close to Travis Henry's record.

We call Wally Bryson, Raspberries guitarist, to talk about Power Pop, his run-ins with Lennon & Springsteen, opening for The Who, fighting with Eric Carmen, double-neck guitars & how he pissed of Chuck Berry.

Quincy Jones: BuFu Notary Public. Maz has never seen the Wally Cox/Marlon Brando picture (NSFW)

Bill Murray is getting really serious.  He announced a classical music/spoken word concert and has some thoughts on politics.

MSU Nassar fallout update: John Engler wrote a letter & wants more time. He's also mad at ESPN.  The faculty is mad at the board. Employees don't remember those "Nassar thing" reports.

The best job with the best perks in America is having Miguel Cabrera's 2 out-of-wedlock children.

Show & Tell: Maz uses someone else item again.

Sports Illustrated put out it's swimsuit issue & pretended people care.

Maz loves Valentine's Day... especially his first valentine.

Today in Rock: Mighty Quinn #1, Who Live at Leeds, John & Yoko host Mike Douglas, Wayne's World, Elton is on the Simpsons & Doug Fieger passed away.

Melinda & Bill Gates are on a media tour talking about giving away Bill's money.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

SpaceX inside info, Johnny Football is now Johnny Cliché, Baio v. Eggert won't go away, more fake anger over movies & the worst thing ever televised.

RIP Art Van

A 14 hour standoff ends with 3 cops shot & 3 women dead in Detroit. Officer Robot was also on the scene.

Stephanie from SpaceX has finally been given clearance to talk to us about Falcon Heavy, the BFR & the accuracy of space movies.

We now know why President Trump has that odd bald spot on the bottom of his head

Black Panther should donate 25% of profits to the black community because a petition says so

♪♬McDonald's McDonald's can't you see, you're employees work, sweat & need more money♬♪

Dane Cook separated at birth with Harvey Weinstein?

Johnny Football tells GMA he's making an NFL comeback... so he could plug his clothing label.

Apparently allergy bullying is a thing & Peter Rabbit needs to apologize!

Scott Baio is allegedly crank calling Nicole Eggert

Purdue Pharma getting ahead of the OxyContin problem & cutting their sales staff

Lions ate a big game poacher, dick first.

Scientology TV is coming soon

A documentary team contacts us wanting to talk about John Bobbitt. Watch out IMDb, here comes Drew!

BranDon is back from his trip to a cabin in the mountains.

Today in rock to include: 66' Rolling Stones on Ed Sullivan, 69' Dylan recorded Lay, Lady, Lay for Midnight Cowboy, 70' Black Sabbath released Black Sabbath, 74' Gay Liberation Group asked Bowie to write the Gay National Anthem, 78' Dire Straits began recording  their first album, 93' Patrick Waite founder of Musical Youth died of a heart condition, 07' Rod Stewart performed at a biollionare birthday bash for $1million

Miko Brando says his father neither BuFu'd nor was BuFu'd by Richard Pryor. Too bad Quincy is on BuFu watch.

France isn't sure about #MeToo

O.J. is going to have a role in a new Sasha Baron Cohen movie HOO hoo Ha HA ha

Charlotte made her first 69 joke.

Hoda & Al Roker had the fakest segment about arriving in Pyeongchang.  No one has ever been more excited about anything.

Jim Bentley (@jimbentley22) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Tanith Belbin White check in.  Documentary on Eric Clapton being a dick. A Chrissy Metz sighting? OJ Simpson blames his kid. A feces-holding world record. & America is paying attention to Omarosa again.

Showtime aired a new documentary on Eric Clapton.  He doesn't seem to be that nice of a guy, but he's way better than his mum. Pattie Boyd & Clapton seemed perfect for each other until they weren't.

The Opening Ceremony of the Olympics had a sweet John Lennon cover. They also had a nice fire penis.

An ice dancer almost popped her top.  The team is from Novi... representing South Korea.

We connect with our old friend Tanith in South Korea.  She's working with NBC & is about to go on air right now.

Omarosa had to leave the Big Brother House... and got to come back in.

Hillary Clinton is still out there & still really sick.

Is Gisele a bitch?  Whoopie thinks so.

Dane Cook is dating a 19-year-old.

#PooWatch enters day 23.  We make a new friend in the UK.

Seems like some students missed the point of "Cultural Freedoms: Hate Speech, Blasphemy and Pornography".

Logan Paul is in trouble again.

Happy Valentine's Day to John & Jerry.

The O'Jays are still touring.  Meanwhile OJ's in the news.

The State of New York is finally taking Harvey Weinstein to court... on civil charges.

Chrissy Metz was spotted eating in Grand Rapids...  or not.

Get to fast food restaurants before noon tomorrow.

Johnny Weir looks great!

Drew's pumped to see Noel Gallagher... even though the show was last week.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!

Don't look at your 401ks, the Olympics are starting, Celebrity Big Brother full of D-Listers, a "socially conscious" local gym & deaf people farts.

We're supposed to talk to "SpaceX Stephanie"  The Falcon Heavy reminds us of Falcon Heene

Nice try using your fancy Wayne State Board letterhead to get your murdering nephew a lighter sentence

DOW is DOWN!

It's ladies night every night at The GYM in Lake Orion where women pay 1/3 less than men

Rob Porter is a "great & honorable man" who has a bad habit of punching out his wives.

Joe Biden goes way out on a limb and called Donald Trump a liar.

The President of the United States News: Trump's got a bald spot on the back of his head, his numbers in the polls are up & Omarosa is on Celebrity Big Brother with a bunch of other people that need money.

Sad Dog News: some ASS-HOE-LE hooked a carabiner into the dogs skin, Meanwhile, South Korean restaurants will have plenty of dog soup for the Olympics

More Olympics news: The only Olympians making money are the administrators. The opening ceremony U.S. flag bearer came down to a racist coin toss.

North Korea has cheerleaders?

The family of Rose McGowan's manager Jill Messick blames Rose & Harvey for her suicide

Bloids' News: Carrie Underwood is disfigured & forced her husband out of retirement, Jada & Will have an open marriage still, Larry Nassar is a dead man walking... because Stabs wants a stab at him.

1-800-GARY from Siesta Key arrested for DUI

It's not just ScarJo that farts, deaf people rip blasts of stinky steam too but they don't realize it makes sound.

Jennifer Lawrence should be placed on the no-fly list

The original Cash Me Outside kid was from the Slapaho tribe

A Marine has been accused of going around bragging to women about being hard

U.S.A Olympic swim coach accused of sexual misconduct

 Today in Rock to include: 64' Beatles on Ed Sullivan, 72' Wings played first show of a UK college tour, 10' The White Stripes issued statement to Air Force for ripping off Fell In Love With A Girl, 71' Carole King released Tapestry, 72' Bowie appeared in London for the opening of the Ziggy Stardust tour, 73' Elton John first UK #1 with Don't Shoot Me I'm Only The Piano Player, 84' Frankie Goes To Hollywood #1 with Relax, 93' Michael Jackson gave his first interview from Nerverland Ranch on Oprah, 01' Eminem in trouble for Ecstasy in Manchester

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