The Dunce Caps

This week the guys are back in Persia land. First they have dinner with a dead guy, but only after they solve an ancient history conspiracy theory...its a real "who done it". Meanwhile India is fighting like a guests on the Jerry Springer show.

TLDR: "Get on the boat! We gotta go babe!"

This week the guys are unenthusiasticly learning about ancient China again. The guys find out that priests need tripods for their side short film, Chinese nerds like Confucious, and breaking free from the distractions of life.

TLDR: Monday is when I'll become ascetic... but right now, lets party!

This week Rob and Chris learn more about a familiar subject... Buddhism and Sikhism! But mostly talk about weird old school priest sacrifices, the joys of having an on-hand sandwich maker, and the life lessons from the pigeon lady if she was still alive, post Kevin McCallister.

TLDR: "Dammit...I mean I don't care...FUCK.........stop."

Rob and Chris learn about the ancient Roman civilizations and just how obsessed they were with their mother's meatballs.

TLDR: JUST PUT THE TIN IN THE BOAT.

Rob and Chris learn about Cyrus the (not so?) Great as he takes over the Medes, the Persians, and the Babylonians.

TLDR: One man's dead baby is another man's gold.

Rob and Chris are back in Babylon talking about that crazy Marduk and how everyone was not super happy with the Jews.

TLDR: BABYLON RUDE BOI MURDOK

Rob and Chris learn about ancient Rome, but not really. They also catch up with the Assyrians and Chaldeans.

TLDR: Does anyone got percs?

Rob and Chris continue to learn about ancient Greece, specifically the crazy Spartans.

TLDR: I will show you how Spartan I am!

Rob and Chris are set straight about ancient garbs and BFF statues by Dunce Caps super fan Jordan in this special bonus episode.

TLDR: [email protected]

Rob and Chris learn about the Persians, Medes, and the greatest library of ancient civilization.

TLDR: Are you wet?