The Dunce Caps

This week the guys are hanging with the Macedonians again. Except this time with Alexander the Great...who just wants to be popular, but no one cares. Athens bends over and hands Greece over to him. Then Alex destroys Persia after Darius deserts his family. While you'd think that be enough for Alex, its not, and so he makes his soldiers continue onward and upward, even though they all wanna go home.

TLDR: "War first.. then pussies and assholes."

This week the guys learn about a bunch wars between Rome and the Samnites, but don't forget about the Latin League with their dangerous dance fighting...Ole! Just when you thought children sacrificing was over... its back!

TLDR: Rob's Dad has never eaten spaghetti because its not Sicilian.

This week the guys meet Phillip from Macedonia.

TLDR: Don't let Phillips name fool you... he's crazy.

Hurray. The guys are back...in ancient China...again. As always they're in a constant state of battle to stay happy. But then this rich kid's tutors die and he seeks revenge, but then becomes just another shitty king. Also the guys discuss the logistics of the 4 horse-pull-apart death and more about Confucius bull shit.

TLDR: It's the same goddamn time every WEEK!

This week the guys are back in Rome and its ball sack tap simmer. The poor people go camping, then they go to war to not be poor, but when they get back, they're still poor and a bunch of barbarians show up.

TLDR: Hail Rome

Special "Jordan-Sode"! Jordan reassures Rob and Chris that Xerxes was in fact crazy... but Rob's not so sure.

TLDR: Shots out to the Neuro IR wing of Michigan University yo!

This week the guys are still in ancient Greece. First the Spartans are fucking each other to prepare for battle. Next the Greeks encounter Al, a flamboyant trickster, who stirs up the pot. Then finally the Greeks fight each other, but really its Persia? Who knows.

TLDR: Who wants to suck Al's dick!?

This week the guys learn about Peloponnesian Wars, which is just fancy for Athens VS Sparta. But then our new favorite friend Themmy, has some tricks up his sleeve! Also Persia shows up to get involved, but DOESN'T CARE.

TLDR: Native Americans can blow smoke on anything they want anywhere they want... that is their right.

The week the guys pick up where they left off... The Persian Wars or whatever...WE DON'T CARE BRO...part 2. Lot of people getting stuck in the marshes, discussions of Olympic rule changes like allowing knives in all water sports, and we learn about the greatest mercenary ever... Mike.

TLDR: "My name's Mike and I am Mike."

This week Rob and Chris learn about the Persian War! But as always they get distracted with discussions of Persian robots, the loose Hill People of Athens, and secret gay lover affairs that lead to death!

TLDR: Initially I thought I was in the buying position. Turns out I'm in the selling position.