The Dunce Caps

Rob and Chris learn about the earliest Indian civilizations, except that that there's only one early book and it doesn't really say much.

TLDR: I don't want to go back to Utah.

Rob and Chris learn about the Wu-Ting clan out in Asia.

TLDR: Jude, listen to this one. Also, still waiting for the dinner invite.

Rob and Chris learn about one of the most well known Greek myths, The Trojan Horse.

TLDR: Heterosexual and proud.

Rob and Chris learn about the great general Pharaoh and his soldier protege. We're still in Egypt, but things get heated up when being ruled by a warlord.

TLDR: They have holes.

Rob and Chris learn about ancient civilizations.

TLDR: Worst description ever.

Rob and Chris are back in Egypt learning more about Amenhotep III. Amenhotep was a true ladies man and had a harem of women that would party on his lake boat. Amenhotep IV takes over and claims himself as the child of Aten, son of the sun, and things get real hot.

TLDR: If mummies could talk, right?

Rob and Chris learn about the Mycenaeans of Greece. This is a weird and short one.

TLDR: Greek style.

Rob and Chris learn about the Shang/Tang Dynasty of space beverages. Once again turmoil disrupts the Chinese and they are forced to move multiple times.

TLDR: Oh man, don't go near that cage.

Rob and Chris learn about the Mesopotamian three-way competition. After years of inner turmoil, a new pharaoh makes his mark by promising his people fidget spinners. Sauce tater steals a door and links up with other fellow Egyptian haters.

TLDR: I’m chunky milk man, I’m a hero!

Rob and Chris are back in Egypt learning about the Pharaoh Boy and his mother/wife. It's super hot and there's snakes everywhere.

TLDR: More incest!