The Dunce Caps

Rob and Chris talk about selling out and getting a timeshare.

TLDR: Bonus Episode!

Rob and Chris learn about Abraham and Sarah, former moon people, who now speak to "god" and are on a journey to find their promised land. Abraham whores out Sarah a lot to save his own skin. After a long journey Abraham finally finds the promised land and cuts his dick to show he's really committed.

TLDR: eleven out of TEN!

Rob and Chris learn about the first Barbarian invasion. The Gutians only care about one thing: destruction. And rape. And Pillaging. But mostly destruction.

TLDR: Parodies of men.

Rob and Chris learn about the Pharaohs of Egypt, incest, the pyramids and slave labor.

TLDR: Let's do it slaves!

Rob and Chris start Chapter 15 only to be distracted by people with dumb names.

TLDR: Bonus!

Rob and Chris learn about the Harappan civilization and go off the grid.

TLDR: Tag it and bag it!

Rob and Chris learn about the mysterious Sargon. They learn about some other stuff too, but that is also a mystery!

TLDR: Mystery Episode!

This week the guys learn about some new cities they can't pronounce and the crazy war freaks that ruled them. The guys decide to write a children's book. The guy's ice swords break in battle and they sell their kids for a new 4K TV!

TLDR: It gets political?

This week the guys learn about Egyptian pyramids and the lame pharaohs that enslaved people to make them. Check out Chris and Rob's new show HGTV's House Flip Into a Pyramids! Apparently the dead ancient kings ate food smelling steam through eye holes in their grave. And this one pharaoh wanted a smooth pyramids, but it took him a few times to get right. Then this one king guy whore'd his daughter to help make money on the side, GROSS!

TLDR: "This is where my dead body will live. This is not a skate park!"

The week the guys are hanging out with good ole Gilgamesh and his friend Kid Rock, as they wrestle each other and a giant from the woods. But when Kid Rock dies, Gilgamesh has to go beat up some gods to find a plant that makes you live forever, but he lost it, so no one lives forever.

TLDR: "I'm a cowboy baby!"