The Dunce Caps

Warm up track from Chapter 8.

TLDR: Uber drivers from outta town

Longest episode ever... A Team, T-Bone, A1 Steaksauce. Also a bunch of stuff about dead Egyptians.

TLDR: Yar yar yar yar yar

This week the guys discuss war! But its shitty ancient war, so a lot of sword building and not a lot fighting. The guys discuss a new business idea called "Huge Caulk". Gilgamesh wants it all especially Kish, his people don't, but he gets it, but for like a day or something.

TLDR: Huge Caulk

This week the guys learn about early form of written communication, but Rob wants it to be over faster. At the core of all language is phonics, the easiest class in grammar school. Then ancient people get tired of making rock bags, so they write things down instead. The hieroglyphics are still a mystery, but not in the north east. Catfish man is back and some dicks are too powerful to write.

TLDR: Are finished yet?

Sometimes the guys get carried away-ed with the sound check, so now they're gonna start posting them!

TLDR- Yoo-Hoo for breakfast

This week the guys are back in China, even though those people probably didn't call it China. The guys figure out what their ancient Chinese names are. Turns out the first Sandals was in ancient China next to the "Yellow River mon!". There were also the Eight Sticks of doom, and the people who followed them. Shredder stops by to tell the guys about how he actually really loves pizza. Did you know in ancient China there were a lot of sad sons. Sad rich sons. But fuck em right?

TLDR: "Who wants bracelets!?"

This week the guys travel to India...ancient India. More rivers, more deserts, and more Manu, the drunken fish king! Oh yeah and his Rishi boys. Then a bunch of old wise men tell all the youngsters how we don't appreciate life or whatever.

TLDR: The shortest episode...so far

This week the guys talk about The Scorpion King and what he's cooking... which they still don't know. Then the conspiracy about wet leaves is argued by many. The red kingdom, the white kingdom, the falcon people, the vulture people, will they ever unite and get along? who cares they're all dead. The guys meet a catfish king, who is then eaten by a hippo. Then Chris explains to Rob how get your Starbucks sexy style.

TLDR: Sexy Style

This week the guys talk about Kish and their king... The King of Kish aka GAAAAAAAAARRRR! They were rich with corn and ripping people off on the river. Turns out the river city of Kish is just like New Jersey? Then the guys meet Etana, this dude who can't have kids, so he starts cutting goat throats. Finally, the Kish version of the "birds and the bees" or as they say the "Ponies and Eagles". Who will be their overlord?

TLDR: The Pony King

This week Rob and Chris talk about the greatest flood of all, The Great Flood! Ohhhhhh scary? The guys attend a "death feast" thrown by their boy Atrahasis before everyone drowns. Chris tells Rob about his new full-time, part-time job as a mass consumer. And finally the guys get wasted with a bunch of fish brothers and meet Manu.

TLDR: "Remember the mud?"