Ali is one of those people who've been on the show since the early days, but only manages to come in once every couple years. Touring is hard. Making specials is even harder. Such is the life of a comedian. But did you know he's also an interviewer? We didn't. And we assume April didn't either. That's what we've been bringing since the dawn of human history: knowledge and laughter. Well okay, our guests brought it this time, but we contributed.

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Car Selling Secrets is back, Officer Dave is an officer again, so let's celebrate with the first time the latter was on the former. Even back then, he was telling us not to text and drive. Maybe that's why he couldn't stay off the beat. Too many people texting and driving who need to be thrown in the slammer. You know what they say: evil never sleeps. Although I'm not sure who exactly says that. Probably Batman.

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If you don't know what an "NBC Page" is, don't feel bad. Apparently it's an extremely difficult position to achieve. Unless, of course, you're Shelly. She made it in the 70s, when celebrities were celebrities and half of them died young for some reason. And yes, their personal lives were often...interesting, to say the least. Read all about it in My Peacock Tale. Get it? Because tail?

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If you're claustrophobic and want to start exposure therapy, then we have just the episode for you. There are five people trapped in a tiny submarine two miles beneath the surface near the ruins of the Titanic. They can't stand. They can't leave. And in about two days, they won't be able to breathe either. That, or the sub imploded and they died instantly. One of the two. So if you have a fear of implosions, we'll work on that too.

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It's the day after father's day, and while we have plenty of fathers on this show, we still need to indulge in some festivities. And what better way to do that than with some dad jokes? Don't worry, we segue to regular jokes pretty quickly, because Alycia's comedy special is a mere 11 days away. Why not watch that instead of spending $1300 on a Taylor Swift ticket? Unless you're one of those people who makes corkboards covered in red string to connect all the secret messages from pop stars. Then you can stick with Taylor.

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If you're over a certain age, you're almost guaranteed to be directly related to someone who was in the military at some point. That's what happens when you have multiple drafts across just a few decades. Another thing that happens is a lot of families are left without husbands or fathers, or saddled with lifelong medical bills, or any of the other things that come with war. Enter the Inspire Up Foundation, courtesy of Jessica. They've got community outreach. They've got volunteer services. They've even got a local newspaper from 1936. Oh wait, that one was Jimmy Francis.

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Food these days is too expensive. You're lucky to get out of a grocery store for under $200, and a restaurant will run you fifty a person. Nik has an easy solution: just move to Sicily. 60 cents for a bag of chips? Sign me up. Plus you don't have to wear your motorcycle helmet, if you're into that.

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Over the years we've recorded well over 5000 hours of content as two generations of the Barnard family. Today we have a rare three generation segment, and we also have Michelle, who wrote a book about parenting. Some might call it serendipity. And that's not all. We also talked about Mouse Trap, which is specifically advertised as a family game. If that's not fate, I don't know what is.

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Checks. The bane of cashiers. These are the things that cause generations to polarize. To invent strange new words. To seek out new grocery bag regulations. To boldly go where no one has gone before...because they use GPS and rarely get lost. Generation Alpha should consider themselves lucky that they're too young to have fads. Just give it another six years. We'll find ways to make fun of them, don't you worry.

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Is it a tradition if you only do something once every five years? In this case, it's having Ali on the show. A lot has changed in the last five years. New morning show, new office, several new things for everyone to be afraid of, and a new special called The Domino Effect Part 2. It just released last week and it's already got a million views. Who knows what we'll all be up to in 2028? Maybe The Domino Effect Part 3?

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