Traditional monsters get a makeover in this week’s episode, where Christine and Emily see how Neil Jordan handles lycanthrops in 1984’s The Company of Wolves and vampires in 2013’s Byzantium. Other observations reveal their obsession with Miss Piggy’s fashion choices in Muppets Most Wanted. Join the fun over at Facebook or Twitter via @femininepodcast. Jessica Fletcher forever!

Buckle your seatbelts and shove a Tyrese-approved sandwich in your mouth because we’ve got some triple lady action on the highway. On this Very Special Episode, Christine and Emily are joined by former GleeKast hostess Erica to drive a little too fast and too furious or, as the professionals call it, 2 Fast 2 Furious. In order to balance out this sequel’s lack of Vin Diesel, the ladies start with 1998’s Saving Private Ryan because that’s a light and airy cinematic appetizer if there ever was one. Also, everything needs more Clancy Brown. But you already knew that. Agree with us on our Facebook page or via Twitter @femininepodcast.

Slip into some body armor and straighten those pointy ears. This week, Christine and Emily take a roundtrip to Gotham with Tim Burton’s 1989 Batman and Christopher Nolan’s 2005 reboot, Batman Begins. Fair warning if you hate women: this might well be the closest we’ve come to being angry feminist podcasters. Also, fair warning if you’re Matthew Broderick: you are the worst. Agree? Disagree? Tell us on our Facebook group or tweet @femininepodcast. Unless you’re Matthew Broderick. We’ve already blocked you.

Tonight’s episode stars Christine Makepeace, Emily Intravia…and Nicole Kidman supporting the cast in two recent films. First up is Lee Daniels’ adaptation of Pete Dexter’s novel, The Paperboy. It’s sexy! Or terrible? Or awesome? Or…Nicole Kidman. We follow that up with the Wentworth Miller scripted (what?!), Chan Wook Park directed thriller(?) Stoker. (It also stars Nicole Kidman.) Share your opinions over at our Facebook page and be sure to give your vote on whether John ‘Big Baby Head’ Cusack pulls off his role. We are curious.

Zip up your space suits for some intergalactic action as Christine and Emily head to the stars. First up is 1972’s environment-loving, robot adoring Silent Running, followed by Steven Spielberg’s 1977 megahit, Close Encounters of the Third Kind. In between, expect quite a lot of squealing about just how adorable those robots are. SERIOUSLY, they waddle and everything. Coo with us on our Facebook page or on Twitter @femininepodcast. Just don’t blow up nature. Bruce Dern HATES that.

Climb aboard to experience a double dose of everyone’s favorite 6’ tall actress that isn’t Sigourney Weaver, Geena Davis. On this pure mid-90s episode, Christine and Emily team up with podcaster extraordinaire Fozzie Bare to cover Renny Harlin’s Cutthroat Island and The Long Kiss Goodnight. Expect a few fat hookers, tons of scalp flapping, and for whatever reason, major Carla Gugino discussion. Check out Fozzie’s new podcast Development Hell in the iTunes store and party on at our Facebook page with your casting suggestions. Seriously, do that. It’s really bugging us. Stick that peg in your leg and hop to it!

Hitch up your ho hos and rein in those reindeer for our slightly late super santa xmas episode! First up, Emily introduces Christine to the wonderful musical world of 1966’s The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t. It teaches so many lessons about the holidays, including every word in the English dictionary that rhymes with ‘prune.’ Next, the ladies take a second chance on the directorial work of Supergirl’s Jeannot Szwarc with 1985’s Santa Claus: The Movie. It’s…a movie. Come share your thoughts on our Facebook group or tweet us @femininepodcast. Also, we (okay: Emily) hopes that you enjoy the musical stylings of this week’s break, all courtesy of our first feature. Merry holidays!

Look, we didn’t come here to make friends. This isn’t America’s Best Podcast Friend. We WILL throw you under the bus and vote you off the island and–sorry. Reality TV can be SO addicting. And totally fitting to this week’s show, where Christine and Emily tackle 1992’s meta mockumentary Man Bites Dog and 2001’s Series 7: The Contenders. Both are best served with a healthy dollop of bean dip. Share your thoughts over at our Facebook group, or tweet us @femininepodcast. Also, don’t kill people. Unless the government tells you that you have to. Then we totally understand.

Whether your weapon of choice is a hearty mjorlnir or stupid oxymegadedron, we’ve got you covered on this very special, very blond episode. Christine and Emily pull out the virtual sofa couch for Special Guest Star Erica from that other awesome podcast, GleeKast. First up, the ladies do their best to take in 1984’s franchise that wasn’t, Supergirl. It’s not easy. Thankfully, they follow it up with Kenneth Branagh’s Thor. Say it like you mean it folks: Thor. We tried. Come commiserate in your Supergirl recovery with us on Facebook, Twitter (@femininepodcast), or email ([email protected]). Happy Thanksgiving to the Americans, and happy anything else to all others.

Whether you enjoy dry British humor delivered by men of extreme height differences or super serious religious dramas that involve mullets and swinging, this episode is the one for you. Christine and Emily start with a visit to 1967’s Bedazzled, starring an adorably tiny Dudley Moore and rather wonderful Peter Cook. They follow it up with Michael Tolkin’s The Rapture, a somewhat more serious film that leads the ladies down a rather divisive path. Also, it costars patron saint James LeGros making his 500th (or 5th, our math is bad) appearance on the podcast. All hail the not Brad Pitt! Share your thoughts over on our Facebook page, where we look forward to discussing The Rapture or just looking at pictures of Michael Shannon. You can also tweet us @femininepodcast or email [email protected]. We’ll see you at the left behind party!