Fleabag and Claire might be at a silent retreat, but Chrissie and Allie won't shut up about Emmy predictions, tiny batteries, and surprisingly vulnerable bank managers. Well done, Patricia.

Phoebe and Andrew handed out G&Ts to people and pet a dog together, but Chrissie and Allie managed to start breathing again and burrow into episode 3 of season 1.

Allie tells the sad, angry tale of her childhood guinea pig, Cookies n’ Cream, as she and Chrissie talk through how Fleabag’s coping mechanisms begin to crack at the same time she’s dealing with her tiny, bleeding vagina. HOT.

Chrissie met Andrew Scott (twice) in London, then she and Allie decided to start a FLEABAG podcast because it was becoming medically necessary. We start breaking down the full series, scene by scene.