You should know better than to try to order food in Florida.  She's lucky this is ALL that happened

That'll be the last time that son forgets his dad's birthday, I'll tell you that much!

A Florida Man broke into the superyacht of Meta founder Mark Zuckerberg and once aboard he started throwing stuff overboard

This Florida Woman attacked employees at a Domino's when her pizza arrived cold and uncut.  Glad to see it wasn't over something stupid

This Florida car dealership has an interesting way of repossesing cars when you miss a payment...they carjack you...with a gun

This Florida Man posed as a security guard to sneak into a Taylor Swift concert, but as you can imagine, he failed

After Elizabeth Novac loaded a cart at Target with a barista machine, a vacuum cleaner and some other items totaling $1,111, she instructed her child (under the age of 10) to walk out of the store with the merch.  She was arrested, but that kid is still on the loose

A Florida Woman hired this man to work at her horse stable and he was anything BUT stable and chopped off her nose with a machete

Not only did this woman leave involuntary rehab, she carjacked a 70-year-old man and then hit him with his own car...twice

I know it's a lot to take in...a Florida Man wearing a bull onesie, trying to burn his ex's house down and using pasta sauce to try to get the job done is a lot, but give it a listen and we'll get through it!