Lieutenant Dan went viral for riding out Hurrican Milton on a sailboat and since then he's been given a new boat and a bunch of money and a streaming deal.  On his very first stream Lieutenant Dan dropped the N-word.  Gee, shocker

If there's one thing that should get you to lose your license for doctoring, it's assaulting your own patients, but this doctor doesn't agree

This very sane, logical Florida Woman beat up her man because they were watching TV and a woman appeared on screen that resemblked his ex, so naturally...

This local idiot stole over $30K worth of marijuana and other "goods".  He was caught by his boot print and coincidentally, he also stole the boots

This old man was just looking for love and spent $8500 on a matchmaking service

Kind of hard to run after you've crashed your vehicle, but that didn't stop Florida Man!

A Florida Woman was arrested when police found a spoon with some residue on it.  They believed it to be meth, but a lab test determined it was in fact Spaghetti-O's residue just like she told them.  Unfortunately she had to spend a few weeks in jail while they did the lab test
https://www.wtvr.com/news/local-news/scott-ryan-matthews-arrest-sept-30-2024?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark#google_vignette 

A hurricane-damaged Trump merch store in a FL strip mall was robbed by these two idiots and one of them was wearing a Trump cowboy hat at the time, tipping the cops off immediately

Well, that's one way to get elected!

Sadly there's not half a brain between these two twins and they beat up a homeless guy after waving a gun around